Notices tagged with wtfdidijustread, page 4

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#wtf-did-I-just-read The Twilight novels. I will sit down and read at least the first chapter at some point in my lifetime.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read In Chapter 2, Sire Psychopath gets caught sneaking around Sweet Apple Acres (Twilight lives there, the library was taken over in the year she was imprisoned). They meet, mostly due to Twilight's desire to protect her foal from the potentially psychopathic father. They talk, and then he kinda just disappears cause of an approaching Rainbow Dash. Plot thickens.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Just read the first chapter of The Rouge Stallion. Basically, the Stallion who was forced to... Um... "Associate" with Twilight causing the predicament of the previous story escapes the moon and tries to find her. He seems kinda psychopathic and no stranger to violence, so... Good luck with that, Miss Sparkle.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Hey, remember when I read that story where Twilight got knocked up and Luna wanted to abort it? Yeah, they made a sequel so I'm reading that tonight. "The Rouge Stallion", by Darkangel.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read murdockIN NO ONE EVER READ WHAT @professorscarecrow READ. IT INVOLVES TACO BELL.

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Never mind, I'll be a narc tomorrow. In the mean time... #wtf-did-I-just-read

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#wtf-did-I-just-read I shall read the first thing I click on at FiMfiction.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Twilight comes to terms with her homosexuality. The end. 7/10.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read It Takes One to Admire One "Twilight Sparkle starts to develop strange and alarming symptoms after learning that Rainbow Dash helped her earn her cutie mark." Homosexuality, Twilight. That's called homosexuality.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read "Dipper Goes to Taco Be-" actually, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll just read moonstruck.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Part 2: Rocket to Insanity alternate ending: (8/10) The alternate ending is actually longer than the fic itself. Basically, Rainbow Dash does what any sane person would do and stabs Pinkie. However, after the initial assault, she suddenly realizes she just tried to murder her best friend and calls for a doctor. At the hospital, Pinkie mumbles in her sleep "Why Rainbow" and the Mane six go and beat up Rainbow Dash. Then she apologized and they forgive here BECAUSE THATS HOW APOLOGIES WORK APPARENTLY.

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Rocket to Insanity (9/10) This is one of my favorites, behind Memory Pending and Rainbow Factory. In Rocket to Insanity, Rainbow Dash has a nightmare that Pinkie Pie murders her and puts her into a cupcake and eats her. So, she does what any sane person would to and kills Pinkie Pie.

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Guys. Guys. Rocket to Insanity. #wtf-did-i-just-read

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"[...]" Pinkie asked, eyes wide and an excited grin on her face. "Didja, huh, didja?" Jesus Christ Pinkie Pie, why in God's name do you wanna know so badly? #wtf-did-i-just-read

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Anywho, #nswf Nccyrwnpx naq Oenrohea ner "fcrpvny sevraqf". #wtf-did-i-just-read

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Oh look, as the topic of Twilight and raping people for science comes up, the Pinkie Sense detects a "doozy" going on between Cadence and Shining Armor directly after the wedding. #wtf-did-i-just-read

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Zombie Ponies will have to wait! I found something totally WTF worthy. #wtf-did-I-just-read "First Times", by Lurks-No-More. "As Princess Cadance and Shining Armor leave to spend their wedding night, Twilight Sparkle and her friends get to kick back and relax after a successful wedding. And just as she's getting comfortable, the conversation veers onto the subject of... sex. And before she knows it, Twilight faces the terrifying prospect of having to tell her friends about her first time. A special, magical, enchanted..."

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#wtf-did-i-just-read I need to find something to read...

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Twilight Makes a Cup of Tea Sucked. 2/10.

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Someone suggest something for #wtf-did-I-just-read

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#wtf-did-I-just-read 5/10. Good writing. Disturbing ending.

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Sweetie Belle was clopping. Bro. What. The. ****. #wtf-did-i-just-read

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Sweetie Belle is rather promiscuous... #wtf-did-I-just-read

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#wtf-did-I-just-read This story has Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo on the cover and it's labeled a Romance. WTF worthy indeed. Poultry-Robot marriage should be illegal.

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Tonight, on #wtf-did-I-just-read, I go on Omegle and **** people off and post the results here!

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Tonight, on #wtf-did-I-just-read: "Five years since Twilight said goodbye to her friends. Five years since she was last known as the personal student of Celestia, and librarian at Ponyville. Five years since her world changed forever." I will be reading "Five".

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#wtf-did-I-just-read Seeing the Pattern 2, by Aegis Sheild is just as good as the first one. Cvaxnzran, abj frcrengr sebz Cvaxvr Cvr, vf yvivat ure bja yvsr. Qrngu, ubjrire, qrpvqrf gb fgneg qvpxvat nebhaq naq xvyyf cbavrf orpnhfr ur pna. Guvf rfpnyngrf hagvy ur xvyyf Cvaxnzran'f svnapé. Nf lbh pna vzntvar, guvf ****rf ure bss orlbaq oryvrs. 9/10

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#wtf-did-I-just-read "Seeing The Pattern", by Aegis Wing, presumably edited by Harm's Way and Doritos, is the first in a series of stories surrounding Pinkamena Diane Pie, who uses the Pinkie Sense to prevent deaths in Ponyville. Pinkamena comes out every night when Pinkie goes to sleep. Really sausy in the middle though. (The climax is set into motion by Pinkie waking up in bed with a stallion Pinkamena slept with) 9/10

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#wtf-did-i-just-read Making use of the document reader on my nook, I'm gonna read the "Seeing The Pattern" trilogy, starring Pinkamena as somepony who prevents deaths rather than causing them.