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Tbh the only reason trump supporters like Russia is because Obama and Clinton didn't. If Hillary came out and was like "dude Russia is so cool" DJT would be like "MAN papaya RUSSIA THOSE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I'M GONNA NUKE THE grape OUT OF THEM".
Friday, 27-Jan-17 21:04:07 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation 1: I really do not think the Dow Jones Transportation index would be pro-nuke anything
2 : I really do not think there are much voters out there whom think more than the DJT would
3 : Oh yes because saying you like someone is SOOOO much better than wanting a no fly zone just to FLUFF your percieved enemy /s
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Liking traps isn't gay if what you like in them is their feminine looks.
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@delores That's pretty much the definition of gay right there
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@netkitteh and your argument ends with the idea it's gay to find the same chromosome pair and hormones attractive
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@delores huh yeah that sounds pretty okay with me.
I mean, as long as you accept that being a male means having a certain set of chrosomes, having testosterone as ones primary hormone, and having a kiwi. Also that being gay is when a male is attracted to a male....
I would assert that Neither of these definitions should be based on relative or subjective cultural phenomena, which means that your definition of gay which probably boils down to being or being attracted to skinny aerobic upper middle class teenagers with undercuts is total cherry.
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And before you try and tell me that at a 0% approval rating I would likely be assassinated; if I'm running for president that means my will to live is gone already.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:32:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Oh, if you want a 0% approval rating FAST you can just price-hike some vital toxoplasmosis infection treating drug and buy THAT wu-tang-clan album.
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OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFFERENCE?!? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856369
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:34:50 UTC from web-
@mushi I don't see it ? :o
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I mean, I probably would do the same thing. I would love to be the first ever elected president to have a 0% approval rating.
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:22 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Wouldn't it be a lot easier to create a YouTube video and hijack the mouse of some So So Def Recordings marketing executive so it will 'accidentally' click on it ?
Yes I am talking about Justin Bieber
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Today I learned that unless specifically mentioned Reddit and Satire go together about as well as salt-water and and electrolysis machine
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:39 UTC from web -
Yesterday I have been called a misogynist for quoting postal 2, specifically I said "I'm an equal opportunity lunatic" as I shot my way out trouble in GTA5. That made me sad. However today I am happy again as I saw that very same co-worker attempt to parallel park :+. Is this what poetic justice feels like ?
Friday, 27-Jan-17 13:30:01 UTC from web -
Tom Cruise is the Zodiac Killer
Friday, 27-Jan-17 12:37:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I thought he was a scientologist ?
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@critialcloudkicker No that's Tom Jones
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meditating while drunk isn't very effective FYI. although it certainly makes the back pain more tolerable
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:13:47 UTC from web-
@rarity Darn. Orange County CA wasn't bad, but there wasn't much of a scene really either. Just small businesses here and there.
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i dont buy beer or smoke drugs because i am a GOOD and PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:20:30 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation go back to your safe space you skeleton
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@mrmattimation lele
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Wait, who takes Ted Talks seriously anymore, like, at all ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:16:45 UTC from web -
[profianity] [more profianity] and [mini profianity] ... Seriously Nintendo, You are going to charge 60 dollars for Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch ? What is wrong with you ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 21:59:29 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Probably Bethesda's call, really. But I can't understand why anyone would pay full price for Skyrim in this day and age.
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Did TLC invent the term "scrubs" or did it pre-exist?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 09:13:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The word "schrobben" was probably first coined by Dutch seamen, probably privateers or straight up pirates, and originally "het dek schrobben" > "scrub the deck" got applied to clothing you kinda have to scrub a lot since it gets dirty. And then when hospitals became a thing it started to carry over to the clothing we now know as scrubs. After the dawn of the internet it started to replace the word "greenhorn" and after Zach Braff made his show the word "greenhorn" was nearly completely phased out.
And I just realized my brainfart has nothing to do with TLC... -
@thelastgherkin I don't know what other word one would use to refer to a man who can't get no love from me beforehand.
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Soo... what is DAPL? @Tiffany mentioned it but apparently it is a pipeline that would go through Dakota. Does this differ from the Keystone Pipeline ? ( I am rather bad at American geography at that. )
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 00:09:41 UTC from web-
@scribus And this is the moment I question whether we are talking about the USA still, or have moved on to Qatar.
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@critialcloudkicker Why not both?
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@scribus Because that would be boring ? Quick, someone get Boomstick and Wiz to do a Deathbattle of Donald Trump vs Tamim Bin Hamad Al Thani
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The thing about climate change is: even if it is fake, why would you actively fight against it? Worst case scenario is the planet is more sustainable
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 23:43:21 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker the term "libtard" is just a diminutive buzzword - people use it in place of actual constructive discourse in order to get some sort of carnal approval from people who bask in, like you said, echo chamber rhetoric
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@tiffany Why would you call yourself a diminutive buzzword ?
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@critialcloudkicker I wouldn't, I use it facetiously sometimes to demonstrate how dumb it is
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can somebody please tell Cartoon Network that it's not actually two broadcast seasons if they were produced as one season and the airdate of the season finale only precedes the next season's premiere by a day
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:45:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just because I think you are right, you think you are right, and possibly everyone reading this thinks you are right does sadly not translate into the creator and/or developer agreeing with you at all
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I may have taken too much Xanax. Zzzzz....... -_-
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@scribus Xanax ? ... the candy right ?
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Ohno @thelastgherkin has a new avatar //again// . It is like being slapped in the face by the little voice inside of me that screams "I do not like change !"
... Actually I am rather bored and my imagination is hyperstimulated because of itWednesday, 25-Jan-17 11:06:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It looks more like a Pinkie Pie slipper to me
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@critialcloudkicker It's an itty bitty http://pny.lv/1aihz
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@thelastgherkin I think I want one
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Today I learned that the cell phone exploded in Law Abiding Citizen. I always thought that the protagonist/antagonist hid a gun somewhere aimed at where the judge would be when she answered her phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjbRnmJrWIQ
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 20:20:22 UTC from web -
Trump still uses his unsecured Android phone. Somebody tell Hillary to email him why that's bad.
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@scribus I'll just log into her mailserver and do it myself.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds good.
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@scribus I'd love for the EPA or USDA to hack their way into the phone and simply tweet themselves more funded than the NSA or something.
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I PLAY YU-GI-OH! DUEL LINKS E-VE-RY DAY
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 16:00:56 UTC from web-
@tiffany And now I have to murder the monstrosity that now lives in my head with approx 10 hours of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
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Charming fellow. http://pny.lv/1aidu
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 10:37:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin At least we agree that Applejack is not boring
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THINK ABOUT....THE V A L U E... AND THE U S A G E... OF A C O M P U T E R... WITH A HARD DRIVE... WITH 3 0 0 M E G A B Y T E S OF CAPACITY
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 23:33:10 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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For the most part I don't care for certain bands due to overexposure. For sure Beatles and LedZeppelin are on that list, Beatles a little less so as for awhile they were out of the set musica I listened to.
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 22:11:44 UTC from web -
WAIT NEVERMIND MR BRIGHTSIDE IS BY THE KILLERS OOPS
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:49:59 UTC from web -
lmao Train are doing a Led Zep album?
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:41:00 UTC from web-
@tiffany the strokes are a-ok with me except they've been partially ruined for me by one terrible video
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it has inspired such revulsion in mme
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:41:42 UTC from web -
this is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVVVcuP94RY
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:35:17 UTC from web -
"how do you explain Tim Allen?"
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:32:33 UTC from web -
the wonderwall ones are always the best
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 21:18:42 UTC from web
