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  1. You can't eat all those papayaing apples

    about an hour ago from web
  2. What the hell do you mean I can't just Google childhood memories!?

    about an hour ago from MuSTArDroid
    • Powerwolf are close to tripping my DragonForce reflex (and that is not a great thing)

      about 2 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
      • Without Warning (1980)

        about 2 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
        • I just tried grapefruit juice and who the everloving Christ

          about 3 hours ago from web
        • That's not America. That isn't even Mexico.

          about 3 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
          • I can't feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this is a court of law

            about 3 hours ago from web
          • Does anyone remember the film Apocalypto?

            about 4 hours ago from web
          • when bread says its expiration date is the 17th, what it really means is, like, the 15th

            about 4 hours ago from web
          • Should I waste my hate on Taco Bell cravings, or save it for after lunch and self loathing?

            about 4 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
            • I wonder what ever happened to that X-Files message board where I was SmokingMulder or something equally 10 years old for a weekend?

              about 4 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
              • Hah. Stretching.

                about 4 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                • Government agencies will spend weeks drawing string between screenshots of my tweets and RDN posts, and then one day - long after I'm dead - it will click. The board tells a familiar shape. One that haunts. It's Dickbutt

                  about 5 hours ago from web
                • When in doubt, just remember that anything can be a false flag operation.

                  about 5 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                  • Don't worry about me; I am not a loser

                    about 6 hours ago from web
                  • By which I mean bedroom, wishing I had a bunker.

                    about 5 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                    • It's going to be a great Friday Saturday and Sunday!

                      about 5 hours ago from web
                    • I love my country, which is why I hate my country so much

                      about 7 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                    • Have you eaten your recommended daily amount of crayons yet? http://rainbowdash.net/url/856096

                      about 19 hours ago from web
                    • Cuss words. The fire didn't catch.

                      about 19 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                      • In this one and only case.

                        about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                        • I just make it a point to avoid metal.

                          about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                          • I wonder how easy it would be to put a secret compartment in my desk

                            about a day ago from web
                          • It was like the WalMart version of Skymall, and also on the ground.

                            about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                            • Right about now would be a great time to claim I researched this as a writer but no I had a book on secret compartments as a kid. My papaya's mangoed up.

                              about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                            • And most doors are hollow and can easily conceal a shotgun in a confusingly difficult to retrieve way.

                              about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                              • I also seem to recall the Volkswagen Beetle having a couple convenient spaces for smugglers to work with.

                                about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                                • Cats are weird.

                                  about a day ago from MuSTArDroid
                                  • Shipping labels for my Soylent have been printed.

                                    about a day ago from MuSTArDroid
                                    • Well I seem to have started playing a Minecraft MMO this weekend. Because I have clearly given up any hope of getting laid again.

                                      about a day ago from web

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