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Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 22:18:28 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark Yoko Ono wasn't on The Simpsons
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is there a Berenstain Bears book where papa bear beats the batcave out of his kids with his belt
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 21:39:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Maybe in universe A there is.
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maybe i should make it a Star Fox tie-in and call it "Gay Fox Night"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 21:04:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I think the preferred nomenclature to avoid legal entanglements with nintendo is "A gay fox in space"
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Breakfast means Breakfast
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:49:51 UTC from web -
You'll be pleased to know that since Bungie took the cleaner bots broom away, one of its morose voice lines is "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:25:04 UTC from web -
I can't believe GBBO was Fluffle Puffing rigged
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:10:55 UTC from web-
@tiffany OH BOY HERE I GO COOKING AGAIN
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@ceruleanspark Children, old people, the black guy, doesn't matter
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Do any of you guys have one of those pictures where people are playing trading cards using phones that each have a picture of a card on the screen
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:07:39 UTC from web -
is there a way to tell Wikipedia that I will never ever give them money
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 15:34:11 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's $3 Matt. Just skip the latte for one day
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@mrmattimation where in texas are you i'll fight u
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@yata i am nowhere near texas, you've just been blocked and reported
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@vriska @mrmattimation CAN WE SAY THAT SHOES FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB
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So you can look at me and think "Well, thank god I'm not *that guy*"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:40:50 UTC from web -
If you ever feel bad about your life just remember that I'm nearly 30 and the single most noteworthy thing I've accomplished is running this place.
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:30:58 UTC from web -
My brother's playing anime games in my room :(
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 04:05:33 UTC from web -
https://www.twitch.tv/redenchilada Happy Home Designer and chill?
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 02:07:36 UTC from web -
i have an SPC account now. probably won't use it very often, just wanted to secure the name http://rainbowdash.net/url/852415
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 01:09:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Why would you ever use a serious username on that site, though?
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@redenchilada my fetish is being the straight man
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the time has come once again where I play the dangerous game of trying to find a stream for a sporting event without giving my computer supercancer
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 23:40:09 UTC from web-
@rarity Just dual-boot Mint for the purpose. Nobody targets desktop Linux for drive-by viruses because it has so little market share
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@redenchilada I'm just gonna hope that Windows Defender will keep me safe as long as I don't click anything
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Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:37 UTC from web
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I can't believe they took away the Sweeperbots broom.
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:17 UTC from web -
In Mattimation, instead of running for president, Donald Trump started a Let's Play channel
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 20:26:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Grab them by the game theory
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@ceruleanspark Game Theory: Sonic's birth certificate is fake
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Flying Duck's S16 and D18 charts make me never want to take PIU seriously
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 05:31:14 UTC from web -
Is it me, or are furry webcomics unusually long-lived by webcomic standards?
Monday, 24-Oct-16 21:29:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you mean just with anthro furry characters?
I mean, VG Cats has been alive since the internet -
@zennx Kevin and Kell has been around longer than you've been alive, and the Cyantian Chronicles go back to 98. Twokinds is 13 years old this year.
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@ceruleanspark ........ Totally forgot Twokinds was a thing
kiwi I have so much backlog
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Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
Monday, 24-Oct-16 20:35:49 UTC from web -
Talk like John Mayer from Deep Fear day
Monday, 24-Oct-16 18:59:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Talk like Dubois day
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Gordon had wanted Elmo to tell him where their bodies were.
But now Elmo would show him.Monday, 24-Oct-16 17:53:57 UTC from web -
Game Theory: Were the sentinels from No Man's Sky actually dead the whole time?
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 22:10:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No, but Sean Murray was.
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@ceruleanspark Game Theory: Is Sean Murray a Racist?????
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@mrmattimation Sean Murray killed himself and became Sans.
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I finished the new Destiny raid today. I feel moderately accomplished
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 21:38:16 UTC from web -
Hahaha they're ending this AGDQ with an indie game
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 02:56:31 UTC from web-
@redenchilada It made me angry when I saw which game it'll be.
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can we take "papaya" off the fruit filter like a cool late-night cable program
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 01:28:12 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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@mrmattimation It's already off the filter! You can say papaya all you want
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Turns out my IT teacher was a pedophile. He got arrested recently. I find that amusing because for my entire secondary school career, every student was convinced he was one, but every authority figure said "No, don't be stupid".
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 23:22:42 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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@ceruleanspark kids know a lot more than adults like to believe
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@ceruleanspark LITERALLY my situation two years ago
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@ceruleanspark my high school band director was a pedophile, he FrankerZed like 3 of my friends
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Watching a video of a dude bathe in a bath full of Nutella and hoping he dies violently
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@tiffany What if he did though. What if the video ended with a group of hooded figures breaking into his bathroom and slitting his throat whilst he sobbed and begged for mercy. What then, Tiffany?
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@awl I don't even like it that much
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@ceruleanspark I'd use my omnipercipience for good
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Wait, hang on. I thought this was a joke. Are you saying this is real?
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 21:50:58 UTC from web- WestRail642fan likes this.