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#nexttotw If you could choose any background pony to sing a duet with one of the mane 6 ponies, who would you choose and what would you like to hear them sing about?
Monday, 01-Apr-13 12:54:03 UTC from web -
I'm gonna go to bed. Maybe I'll take on Red's fanfic suggestion. I dunno. I don't really have any good ideas right at the moment. Unless I took the daydream stuff and used it as a base
Monday, 01-Apr-13 12:21:22 UTC from web-
@pony Yeah it's just one of those days. I think it's something to do with depression but whatever. I haven't done any proper writing in ages so I might give it a go and see what comes of it.
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@neurario Just remember the first rule of MLP fanfiction writing. You need to have a red and black alicorn OC. People love that. It's even better if it's a self-insert.
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@neurario Of course, if it's too much trouble writing a full fanfic, you can just look at the latest #totw and come up with the most far fetched answer you can think of.
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Btw the next part of the new totw may be delayed a bit. I was almost done but I accidentally hit refresh :(
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Monday, 01-Apr-13 12:36:57 UTC from web
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It looks like everybody is trapped in a washing machine.
Monday, 01-Apr-13 12:03:30 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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#totw A (Twilight) is a bit shy at first, but really begins to open up when you take her to the library. As she becomes more confident around you she begins telling you all about her friends and all their adventures. You're not surprised she ended up the de facto leader of that group, after all she was class rep in school, and you do have to admit those glasses she now wears add a certain something. Well, that and the fact that she now raises the moon instead of Luna. Still, all things must end (Except for immortal alicorn princesses), and you have to move on to the next princess.
Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:55:50 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@kolzach Funny you should mention that. Hasbro asked the mane6 team to also create an Equestria Girls version of the game.
Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:43:06 UTC from web-
What does everypony think about Hasbro allowing the mane6 team to produce Fighting is Magic with FiM ponies suddenly? http://www.mane6.com/
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@clockwork it's .100% true
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Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:42:03 UTC from web
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#totw Ok, since @Kolzach insisted, I'll translate the new #totw. Here goes... Now! Close your eyes and imagine... You can't see what I'm writing because your eyes are closed, but if they were open you would see that you are (Iron) Will. One day during a motivational seminar, some royal guards stormed into the premises, knocking you unconscious. Waking up, you find yourself in the throne room, three alicorns staring at you. Celestia explains the situation, apparently you have a rare genetic makeup that can overcome the infertility of the alicorn princesses. However, you can only choose one. Luckily, you don't have to make the choice straight away, instead you spend a few days with each princess. First you spent some time with Twilight. Well, technically she's no longer called that. After becoming a princess, she changed her name to A, so that she would be the first person people call if they need help. (LTE TBC)
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@kolzach Well it's not my fault the new totw appears to be based on the japanese dating sim Pony, Pony, Pony Minotauru...
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Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:34:03 UTC from web
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@clockwork Don't bother using fire, it just kills your computer...
Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:31:59 UTC from web-
@clockwork She's so adorable!
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http://i.minus.com/iDW0opHqk0cgt.png It seems the situation has been reversed
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Monday, 01-Apr-13 11:09:47 UTC from web
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@publictimeline #totw Sure it does. the new topic is: Be Will. Duties royal her think you do what Princess? A is Twilight, that now etc moon. The Raises Luna, Sun the raises Celestia's job. Royal A has princess every week the of topic. So guys, which would you choose?
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Gah! It's possessed! Kill it with fire!
Monday, 01-Apr-13 10:58:18 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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I think I'm officially done convincing myself I have a chance at a relationship. The one person I met, who was totally fricken flriting with me for like three weeks, the reason I went on facebook because I failed to ask for her number and wanted a chance to see her again, and as soon as she confirms my friend request her profile says she's in a relationship. I'm just tired of having feelings, I'm tired of opening up to people, mumble grumble grinch
Saturday, 30-Mar-13 04:14:37 UTC from web-
@nerthos I've got 99 problems....
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@madflavors But a girlfriend ain't one. (am I doing it right?)
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@nerthos yes it's so right
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#totw "Wait right there, let me get this straight... You brought me here for... SUGAR! Five hours! I just wasted five hours I could have spent doing work vital to the safety of the country!" Twilight gasped for air, glaring daggers at the Anochetus. "The Guards can survive on 3 snacks a day, but without your help we shall not survive the summer" he replied solemnly. "I brought you here to make a choice. To learn the truth, you must leave this life of comfort behind. If you can do that then eat the red sugar cube." "and what if I choose the blue one?" Anochetus sighed "Possible side effects include General weakness, confusion, bizarre behavior, excessive sleepiness, coma, shortness of breath, headache, dizziness, and seizures." Twilight sniffed the blue one "Pity, I do love almonds... Oh well, I'll choose the red one." Taking a bite, she suddenly felt dizzy and collapsed. waking up she saw a dark blue blur in front of her. "Hello dear Twilight. And welcome to the resistance."
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 16:04:56 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and Pony like this.
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hmm... I've just had an idea for a third part to my totw answer. should I add it or is it long enough already?
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 15:33:47 UTC from web -
You know what's tasty? Healthy food. Let's all eat some.
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:16:48 UTC from web-
@mushi I apparently do look like her? Which is cool.
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@celestialmoonlight in the whole day or only at 12am?
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@mushi All the time, but not at 12 AM.
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@celestialmoonlight i only drunk it once a little bit but it taste like sprite
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:33:15 UTC from web-
@applejackdaniels Then drink Sprite. Sprite is good.
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@celestialmoonlight That's a very spriteful attitude...
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#totw Anochetus sighed. "You can see well, young one. Yet you are staring at a desk. You do not truly see the world around you." Twilight glared at the ant. "I'm sorry, but did you need me for something, or did you just come here to insult me." "My purpose, Miss Sparkle, is to give you a chance to change. A chance to truly see the world for what it truly is. All I ask is that you follow me to the gardens. Will you follow me?" Twilight sighed. at this rate she'll never get to work out the ideal doughnut to lemon tart ratio. Still, she did like learning... "Ok I'll go, lead the way." Anochetus nodded. "Well then, follow me. Hurry! the longer we tarry, the more chance the lightbringer will bring her wrath down upon us!" (five hours later) "You know Anochetus, If I'd carried you it would have only taken 10 minutes..." muttered Twilight. "...Well, now that we have arrived, I would llike to direct your attention to that plate. There are two sugar cubes, a red one and a blue one...
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:37:11 UTC from web- It is a Mystery likes this.
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#totw As the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle was in charge of staying in the castle and doing all the paperwork while Celestia and Luna went out and played. At least... she was. For the first few years she blindly dove into her work, never questioning why the other two princesses would leave for weeks at a time, returning with severe sunburn or covered in insect bites. That all changed on one spring morning. While working out the Day Guard snack budget, Twilight was interrupted by a deep coughing coming from her desk. looking down she saw a particularly large ant dressed in a dark cloak and sunglasses standing on the side of her inkwell. "Hello Twilight Sparkle." spoke the ant "I am Anochetus, leader of the remnants. The Guardian has spoken highly of you. Tell me... What do you know of the world?" Twilight smiled "Why Mr Ant, I know a lot about the world. I know about Magic, Friendship, and the ideal snack to guard ratio for maximum productivity!" (to be continued)
Thursday, 28-Mar-13 14:10:49 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), RDN's Lucifer and It is a Mystery like this.
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@treesy You're literally the best at this.
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So apparently Gangnam Style isn't funny anymore?????????????????
Sunday, 24-Mar-13 13:33:50 UTC from web-
@mastertdi figured u wouldn't, WWE and TNA are pro wrestling divisions, Kaz, Daniels, Brodus, and Tensai are wrestlers of them
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@epicrainbowdashfan, I guessed it was a wrestling thing from "WWE". But that's not really my thing.
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Sunday, 24-Mar-13 13:30:51 UTC from web -
Is it bed time yet?
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@flaredancer it is always a potential bed time if you can see the possibilities
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@mushi I can't sleep at work...
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@mushi of course there is the problem of finding yourself with a lot of time and no bed. My solution; stand in a corridor and close your eyes. visualize a bed in front of you, take a few steps back and then make a running jump onto the bed you visualized. if it works you will wake up in a bed.
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Two gryphons are eating together at a restaurant. Eventually their conversation turns to music. "I've been listening to a lot of Octavia recently" commented the first gryphon. "What do you think of her?" The second gryphon paused, staring at his plate. "Too stringy"
Sunday, 24-Mar-13 12:36:48 UTC from web -
Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.
Saturday, 23-Mar-13 11:14:43 UTC from web -
The word alicorn is atrocious, and half the people who use it probably don't even know what it actually is in mythology. It's the stuff a unicorn's horn is made of. Twilight's had a little alicorn inside her all along.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:31:43 UTC from web-
@zeldatra I can just imagine it. Shifty ponies in alleys saying "Psst... Wanna buy some Alicorn? It's magical..."
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I regret nothing!!
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:29:03 UTC from web -
and now that I have demonstrated my skills in Crafting.other.disturbing images, I'll be off to sleep. It is 3:30am here after all.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:26:45 UTC from web -
#totw Fluttershy has butterflies for a cutie mark because she has a short life expectancy.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 19:02:36 UTC from web-
@theglark True enough, Still, I think the clopfiction would be worse. Imagine... "Fluttershy extended her proboscis, stroking Dash's face softly, seductively. 'Have you been flying through a field of flower's lately?' she asked Dash, who frowned and stared at the floor. 'Sorry' she muttered, head hanging morosely only to have her head lifted up, her face barely millimeters from Fluttershy's extended organ. 'Don't worry' giggled Fluttershy. 'It's tasty, and you did help to fertilize the flowers. If anything, I should be the one repaying you for fertilizing them.' Rainbow backed up as Fluttershy's proboscis swelled to it's full length. 'I know, how about I fertilize you..."
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No new #totw? Oh well, I'll just have another go at this one. Derpy Hooves' cutie mark does not actually refer to a special talent, but actually symbolizes her status as the heir to the throne of the Bubble Kingdom. The kingdom no longer exists, having been destroyed by King Sombra over a thousand years ago. Sombra had no intention of killing them all, preferring to enslave ponies instead. However he failed to consider that sharp, pointy crystals and bubble ponies are a bad combination. Derpy also inherited the bubble pony eyes, known for their tendency to drift around aimlessly and then pop later in life.
Thursday, 21-Mar-13 18:59:10 UTC from web -
#totw Waking from the rapture caused by that delicious mouthful, Joe watched as the creature began walking around, trying to find some more of the fantastic foodstuff. Seeing the other disc laying in the oil the creature quacked in glee, diving headfirst into the boiling oil in pursuit of it's prize. A minute later, Joe walked up to the now silent creature. His scalded mouth frowning as he stared at it's limp form “Do Nut Meth Wif Me!” He shouted, turning his back on the creature. Suddenly, a flash of light came from his flank. Turning to get a better look, he saw one of the discs he had created, though it was covered in pink frosting and sprinkles. It was a cutie mark. Joe smiled. He had found a new calling, albeit one that's main tenets were similar to his father's. After all It is said that the best way to a creature's heart is though it's stomach.
Thursday, 14-Mar-13 18:29:01 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@treesy You are literally the perfect user
