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“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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It's weird that I expect the additional members of One Direction to also look like Harry Styles
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 12:30:55 UTC from web -
Cannot, on sight, tell the difference between KISS and juggalos
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 10:17:45 UTC from web -
If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life
Saturday, 14-Oct-17 22:18:03 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and orungano like this.
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If I start doing overtime every Saturday at work I can make almost 2 grand a month
Friday, 13-Oct-17 21:49:27 UTC from web-
@tiff But you will also go to hell
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@ceruleanspark honey I plan on it
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My area is under a drought advisory, which means the weather people in my area are Fluffle Puffing retarded/have not gone outside in the last three days.
Friday, 13-Oct-17 19:55:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's not how rainfall /or/ droughts work
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@ceruleanspark I am 95% certain it is so
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I just said "Pepe le Jew" out loud while playing a game of The Sims and laughed hysterically. I am the only one in the house.
Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Good job you're not streaming
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@thelastgherkin P sure I say worse things on stream daily
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Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:03 UTC from web -
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH METAL KENT
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:23:24 UTC from web -
How are "Skinners Sense of Snow" and "Children of a Lesser Clod" in seasons 11 and 12. They're so good.
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:56 UTC from web -
A little morphine would refresh my memory
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:29 UTC from web -
So far The Times is the most prestigious organisation I've been stood up by.
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 21:16:09 UTC from web -
Lesbian ponies confirmed! http://rainbowdash.net/url/863128
Thursday, 12-Oct-17 16:00:03 UTC from web-
@adiwan They're "on a farm"
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@thelastgherkin The farm that all the old pets go to?
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@adiwan Yeah! They run an elderly animal sanctuary!
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Bet you guys are glad I didn’t rebrand this place as an R&M fan site now huh
Wednesday, 11-Oct-17 06:28:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we could have brought back that persona I put on in 2013, what who was the guy that hated them cartoon fans and whatnot, except this time it would have been real
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I'm mad for World Mental Health Day
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 21:30:02 UTC from web -
If you Potato Knishes in a dream you mango in real life
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 07:41:40 UTC from web -
(THEORY) Dave Strider is Sans the Skeleton.
Sunday, 08-Oct-17 22:12:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark noone in 2017 knows what you just said
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You have to be of high intelligence to appreciate Rick and Morty. Anyway I just bought a packet of sauce for $500 on eBay
Sunday, 08-Oct-17 12:09:53 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Coincidentally I bought a SNES Classic mini for the same amount.
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I saw someone wearing this shirt in Tesco today and failed to immediately punch him in the face http://rainbowdash.net/url/862771
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 17:54:24 UTC from web -
Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 03:50:59 UTC from web- orungano, awlxaĺan and awg like this.
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@scribus Would you describe the experience as............. a whale of a time
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@thelastgherkin I absolutely would do so!
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Shout out to the My Little Pony episode that starts with Zecora being diagnosed with a fatal disease, and no I'm not making this up.
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 12:03:21 UTC from web -
Where was the beef?
Friday, 06-Oct-17 16:22:45 UTC from web -
Didn't Kim Possible fight Prince one time
Thursday, 05-Oct-17 17:06:54 UTC from web -
Is it possible to train my eyes to block out all Funko Pops from the vision centre of my brain
Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:37:12 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I tried it but I'm not good enough.
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New mashup kids https://youtu.be/vScsQ7wTzfo
Monday, 02-Oct-17 14:13:17 UTC from web -
I got my internet back!
Monday, 02-Oct-17 09:53:23 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Who stole it? Was the criminal convicted? Where was the box found? https://i.imgur.com/YaJ4EvE.jpg
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Siphoning a neighbour's wifi with a hose and strong lungs since I've had no broadband at home since last Saturday
Friday, 29-Sep-17 09:48:05 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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New catchphrase idea: "Now THIS is podracing"
Saturday, 23-Sep-17 12:15:47 UTC from web-
@adiwan Now THIS is podcasting
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@thelastgherkin Now this is a pog caps thing.
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(looks at Jamie Foxx) daddy
Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:51:51 UTC from web
