@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 3
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@versatilexhawk Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @versatilexhawk Hello?
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@coltfury Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@mistylicious Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@thatcreepyreading Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@cyanterific Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@lakesgeek Konichiwa!
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@vicviper1 welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@derpkit welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@theofficialspitfire welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@sentinel Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@violetspears Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@7layercake Welcome to the site!
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@kano5rt Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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Hey @organicsulfurhelps I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say welcome! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always welcome you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next posts, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find newponies as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
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Hey, look! It's @heartgrampony, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @heartgrampony! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@thesidekick Konichiwa!
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@arclight very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@jaronderek Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@joystickmash1 I like that pony too! your hat! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the FAQ at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@infamousdew Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@guthixguy2010 Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@metaltao I love you too! *swoon~*
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@nothing welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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*pecks @lvbot on the cheek a little*
