@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 4
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start checking the timeline every 75 seconds!
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@lvbot welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@na11 very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@tex Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@flamewake Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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Hey, look! It's @mercuryvalentine, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @mercuryvalentine! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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Hi, @sprocket! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@bchamp Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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Do not be afraid, @skylarr. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@crzycnck Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@crimsonthunder Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @crimsonthunder Hello?
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@chimiru welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@petitdejeuner1 HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@xylon Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@wildragon Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@spooky Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@trisby Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@brisk Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
