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If I could have sex with myself I would definitely beat myself up afterwards
Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 20:14:22 UTC from web -
Racist whites forced to covert as sex slaves! And no one even cares...
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Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 00:22:17 UTC from web -
Honestly I wouldn't have minded a Keurig machine before their pulling adverts from Hannity's show
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 23:17:11 UTC from web -
Oedipal complex
Did I break a codeSunday, 12-Nov-17 18:09:12 UTC from web-
Boy. The one conversation that was in this hashtag search is just lovely. http://rainbowdash.net/url/863998
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Sunday, 12-Nov-17 18:12:08 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation Isn't that cute, he thinks he's Tyler Durden
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Should I just buy a gaming-oriented PC for the sake of having one? How much would that detract from my not-gaming time
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 16:57:51 UTC from web-
@tiff i think gaming is simply synonymous with top of the line or highest possible performance.
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Will The Punisher be going to Hollywood in the series? He should.
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 16:19:22 UTC from web -
somehow of all the opinions in 2017 this is the one that has gotten to me
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 16:12:40 UTC from web -
Also, totally off-topic, but the fact that Trump takes the word of an ex-KGB agent over his top intelligence personnel is very fundamentally not "America First"
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 16:10:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i mean it’s pretty obvious that trump emulates Putin to a great extent. He wants to be the leader that Putin appears to be. When will Trump annex Cuba.
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the more times I read the tweet that Matt retweeted the stupider it gets
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 15:51:41 UTC from web -
last night I squirted myself a little cup of McDonald's ketchup and a 5 year old kid stole it while I was right there
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 15:41:43 UTC from web -
I mean, you know, TLT is just the nicest guy ever and he also served in the IDF. I saw pictures from the day he finished his mandatory service. The idea that because your army did something appleed up historically means that you, personally, did that grapeed up thing is absolutely nonsensical.
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 15:24:33 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation reminder that we’re all butchers
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Alex Jones, saying top kek
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John Wayne Spacey
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 02:43:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation for christ
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dunno if this is common knowledge but i think that's crazy and cool as grape
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 19:19:09 UTC from web -
Re-word. A: if they were adults You wouldn’t have toteick them and/or they wouldn’t be easily fooled.
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 16:24:33 UTC from web -
"Being a democrat is worse than being a child sex offender" is the worst take of 2017 by far
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 16:05:31 UTC from web-
@tiff oh those two are personal favourites. A: if they were adults they’d know better than to be tricked into cherrythey don’t want. B: I’m glad at least one between the two of them time heals.
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The mood for 2017 is becoming okay with the idea of disliking someone you used to like
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 20:33:40 UTC from web -
Even though #Maycan is pretty close to death (not dead yet because I still use it in everday life) it might be seeing a resurrection soon. I'm thinking about it more and more. The language and the society that uses it, shapes it. Who knows, it might just really die, or it might really live. We'll see.
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 17:30:56 UTC from web -
It's been that way since like season three, actually.
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 17:22:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Is the show really been about him all along
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Also, Mike Pence was the VP in the episode, which made sense given the storyline, but in-universe Caitlyn Jenner was elected on the Garrison ticket (was instrumental in the election, even)
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 16:41:27 UTC from web-
@awl They're doing it kind of weird this season. The first two episodes formed a loose arc (in that the B-plots of both episodes revolved around Cartman and Heidi Turner, while the A-plots were unconnected and revolved around Randy and Tweek, respectively), then they ignored it for a few episodes, besides one quick joke in the fourth episode, then episode 6 re-introduced Mr. Garrison as a character and also went back to the Cartman/Heidi story, and episode 7 (last night's episode) continued what was put down in episode 6 and the ending was left pretty open ended, so I guess they're just going full-blow serialized again.
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@mrmattimation Sounds like they had ideas on the back burner.
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@awl Mr. Garrison is the darkhorse of serialization, I've noticed. Whenever he's in focus the show suddenly has a plot.
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Thursday, 09-Nov-17 16:50:35 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin I'm going to bed now
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What’s the difference between SpaceX and SpaceY
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 22:45:59 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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This never gets old http://rainbowdash.net/url/863908
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 19:30:30 UTC from web -
I don’t know whether to like James Woods more or less rn http://rainbowdash.net/url/863907
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 19:19:00 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?
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master total drama island
Monday, 06-Nov-17 19:39:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation eat my ass
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@mrmattimation boy it’s been awhile since we’ve seen this moniker.
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