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4 day simultaneous crime cube
Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 17:09:30 UTC from web -
It's weird to me when furries own pets
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 21:47:31 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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Hey, Jehovah's Witness fellow to whom I answered the door - sorry, were you in the middle of a phone call? Am I interrupting your day? What a shame for someone to unsolicitedly show up while you're doing something??
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 13:41:54 UTC from web -
My Little Pony serves up a double threat with consecutive yak and Discord episodes
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 11:19:21 UTC from web -
Monday, 21-Aug-17 21:54:06 UTC from web -
@ the Conservative feller on the BBC this morning saying that Big Ben's silence will be a detriment to the nation: I have never heard the bongs in the West Midlands, buddy
Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:32:35 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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@thelastgherkin ...Damn. That's... outright destruction of cultural heritage if they actually intend to do it. The mechanical clock it has is a marvel of industrial era engineering.
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@nerthos hey did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary
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@mrmattimation fugly isn't either yet here you are
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:41:41 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Wait
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 14:34:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin aren't made of chocolate either
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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@thelastgherkin Those people could never comprehend umbrage
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:44:31 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 50 basements, 50 virgins playing dota and cs 1.6 all day, the Brazilian diet is mostly rice, it could work. My hair is about 1.2m long by now and it took 7 years to grow that long, so considering the prices premium hair extensions go by, with one full shearing every 3 years, the math works.
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@nerthos @ceruleanspark weird, the hair store i've seen here only accept hair from india
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@mushi Maybe they have basement indians
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Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 15:10:39 UTC from web-
@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@thelastgherkin Not over the 91 freeway, sadly.
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Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 15:59:11 UTC from web
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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@thelastgherkin Point.
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
Monday, 14-Aug-17 16:20:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You are too young to say "lovely jubbly."
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just looked it up, suppressors are in fact much more heavily regulated in the US than they are in some European countries, and they're even outright banned in several states
Sunday, 13-Aug-17 18:01:26 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Indeed. Suppressors were legalized over here in Minnesota a couple of years ago, but they are NFA items that require federal registration, months of waiting, a $200 tax stamp, etc. Not to mention that they often cost $600+.
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White supremacists are domestic terrorists. True story.
Sunday, 13-Aug-17 04:19:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Trump won't call out Neo-Nazi violence, so the reports of white supremacist terror must be fake news.
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I remember a time when fake news was simply known as Fox News.
Friday, 11-Aug-17 04:50:01 UTC from web -
If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 10:28:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Traditionally Saturdays are FOR THE BOYS!!!
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I think my iPhone's screen might be made of dolomite.
Tuesday, 08-Aug-17 17:08:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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@scribus It's on my to-watch list for a long time. Never got to watch this and more often than not I forgot that it exists.
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The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
It's tough out there for a conservative brony
Monday, 07-Aug-17 08:54:15 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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@thelastgherkin What does it mean? Liking only the first season and nothing beyond that?
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@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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People who misuse the word 'ironic' to be 'funny' should be forced to listen to Alanis Morissette's Ironic for the rest of their lives.
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@maiyannah I've also watched "sarcasm" trend from its original definition towards meaning snarky and mean-spirited. people describe themselves as sarcastic. what they really mean is that they like being assholes. it's not the same thing.
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@awg @maiyannah With sarcasm I always have the image of Al Bundy. Which kinda fits both the snarky and mean-spirited.
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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happy anniversary to my favourite resident overlords @ceruleanspark and @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 06-Aug-17 09:59:04 UTC from web -
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 07:30:23 UTC from web
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@adiwan Whoa
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@thelastgherkin Better expression: Neigh way!
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
Friday, 04-Aug-17 21:09:37 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I never made it that far into the series.
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 09:30:06 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Sometimes I gorram love the internet
