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  1. I'm already out of the honeymoon phase of new phone ownership and on to the "stop bananaING NAGGING ME TO ENABLE grape AND INSTALLING APPS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU USELESS PIECE OF grape" phase. Tempted to just put CyanogenMod on now before things are too set up on here

    Sunday, 17-Jan-16 02:30:04 UTC from web
    • http://i.imgur.com/qCp8ZuK.jpg The screen resolution on my new phone is overkill

      Sunday, 17-Jan-16 02:10:16 UTC from web
    • Say hi to the two newest (and roundest) members of the dogpile http://pny.lv/04mbt

      Saturday, 16-Jan-16 03:31:21 UTC from web
    • "I've been getting a lot of enjoyment out of torturing my daughter" -my boss

      Friday, 15-Jan-16 19:15:31 UTC from web
      • https://vine.co/v/iAjjPd5pLjV

        Friday, 15-Jan-16 03:35:27 UTC from web
      • Write down these Game Genie codes. 230-077-___ 420-023-___ 690-047-___

        Friday, 15-Jan-16 02:02:34 UTC from web
      • I got the level select in Triple Trouble first try, ye

        Friday, 15-Jan-16 00:40:12 UTC from web
      • My dad might have a problem http://pny.lv/04ju3

        Friday, 15-Jan-16 00:37:23 UTC from web
      • "A lot of what Hitler said really resonated with me" -one of my coworkers, 2016

        Thursday, 14-Jan-16 20:34:30 UTC from web
      • I have a theory that Scootaloo was pushed right out of Discord's butthole during the 1800s and is incapable of aging.

        Friday, 02-Jan-15 23:54:44 UTC from web
      • I have a theory that Princess Celestia is Scootaloo's mom but she's too ashamed to show it and was just like "screw you scootaloo" and then threw her out the castle window one day and she landed in Ponyville

        Friday, 02-Jan-15 23:59:56 UTC from web
      • "The other day I saw two blind guys fighting. I yelled 'my money is on the one with the knife!' Both of them ran away"

        Thursday, 29-Oct-15 05:55:08 UTC from web
      • Ha ha, anime is for dweebs and nerds *readjusts plushies on windowsill* *double-checks the Latias card in my wallet to make sure it hasn't bent* *neatly folds empty candy wrappers before throwing them away*

        Tuesday, 15-Dec-15 01:27:44 UTC from web
      • avatar changed because I found a NEW lizard to love

        Saturday, 24-Oct-15 21:23:08 UTC from web
      • Dude my roommate has seriously got a hoarding problem. He picked up six 55-gallon barrels just 'cuz. He has no idea what he wants to do with them, other than occupy space.

        However, I do believe I shall go with his suggestion to store my LARP gear in one. :-)

        Wednesday, 28-Oct-15 01:19:42 UTC from web
      • http://pny.lv/v1ti @papyrus

        Sunday, 25-Oct-15 07:12:19 UTC from web
      • I'm going to make a meatloaf and two breadloafs and eat it like a comically large hot dog

        Sunday, 25-Oct-15 20:41:46 UTC from web
      • One word horror story: rebasing.

        Tuesday, 03-Nov-15 20:02:43 UTC from web
      • We can't blame Starbucks for red cups. Solo shot first

        Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 22:41:12 UTC from web
      • Is Skrillex a really ugly guy or a kind of ugly girl, I can't tell

        Tuesday, 03-Nov-15 22:28:09 UTC from web
      • On the January 9, 2014 multiple news sources reported the first confirmed death by atomic wedgie. Brad Lee-Davis, a 33-year-old Oklahoma native, is alleged to have drunkenly fought with his stepfather 58-year-old Denver Lee-St. Clair. During the altercation Lee-Davis grabbed Lee-St. Clair's elastic waistband and underwear, pulled it over his head, and strangled him with the waistband. Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma.

        Monday, 02-Nov-15 06:49:06 UTC from web
      • I dont play mystery dungeons because boys dont cry

        Friday, 13-Nov-15 00:42:01 UTC from web
      • Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters

        Tuesday, 05-Jan-16 04:25:02 UTC from web
      • Guys I have convincing evidence to suggest that @noelnarwhal likes to dress up as an orange cat and do cocaine with weird southern porn stars. Can anyone confirm?

        Thursday, 24-Dec-15 03:02:35 UTC from web
      • I swear to god if I see one more thing other than people wearing pants I'm gonna stab something

        Wednesday, 06-Jan-16 05:31:41 UTC from web
      • You know that feeling when someone radashes one of your old posts and you're just like "why did I say that?"

        Monday, 04-Jan-16 06:06:05 UTC from web
      • really people

        Monday, 30-Mar-15 00:26:13 UTC from web
      • My boss just googled "lesbians touch a man's mango" on a coworker's computer

        Wednesday, 13-Jan-16 22:30:48 UTC from web