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PYRAMID PYRAMID VISION: USING KEY
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TAUNT A NINJA
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ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE LEMON LEMON LEMON EACH DECEIVE CHERRY CHERRT CHERRT
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defilement
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@bitshift Aww, why do the Linux/BSD/Unix users here actually know what they're talking about? :(
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@bitshift It's as close as you'll get. I didn't even realize until just now that you were even going for that reference. You clever cherries.
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waking up to 100+ tabs with a pic of a man with a cat in his bum DAMN YOU @ceruleanspark!!!
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To whoever is attempting to gain access to the accounts listed in my profile: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for my bank details, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills...
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Swans for fun, hobby,
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@hakupony @thelastgherkin Slayers is the best parody/adaptation of classical tabletop RPG style stories.
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Naaaaaaa na na na na na na na na, na Katamari Damacy~
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@hakupony Bobby pins?
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@eqdpony $20 for a container for cards that people have spent hundreds on.
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hell much
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Leper pool party
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BUY SOME BOOKS AND TAKE THEM DOWN
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IF YOU FIND A BETTER WAY
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@mushi Travelling to the future happens all the time! I'm doing it RIGHT NOW
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how to drown someone in only 2 inches of water
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#timetravelfacts If there ARE any wayward time tourists among us, please do not go and visit MIT for this event: http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/ as you will wipe out the existence I am currently residing in.
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@nerthos opens on @scribus in a crap cadilac. He's the only one on the new freeway as it hasn't officially been opened yet. He eventually gets pulled off the thing by a giant magnet and as soon as he's off, they open it officially. Him and a bunch of street racers battle it out for who gets on the freeway first (spoilers:he loses) and the car transforms into a mercedes. Once on though, he spins around and drives backwards. After a minute, he spins back around and ends up hitting a tollboth continuously as sad music plays. His right door falls off and he falls out before he can drive away revealing that he was DJ Pauly D the whole time. The tollboth guy then hesitantly steals the now trashy car and does a 180, screaming in slow motion as the body gets run over by thousands of cars. Ending: cut to news broadcaster saying "a lot of gangsters died in the incident as well, but no one cares about them."
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them down. We never knew you
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@bitshift murderous lobster refers to a murderous lobster
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@nerthos Yes, and also.. Added to that would be a whole Aperture Labs/Black Mesa full of tic tacs. Portal technology to get tic tacs on the spot.
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@bitshift Two words can cause such an effect. Language is best thing.
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@crusader8 Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
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You are offered a wonderful
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@bitshift *puts on his space suit* I'm ready to make history!
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50 men wasnt a chalenge
