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  1. Thanks to the internet, I'm probably gunna have a weird akward Home Improvement guro dream. Thank you internet

    Monday, 23-Apr-12 05:28:21 UTC from web in context
  2. You know, I bet we could find enough good notices from @roykirbs to fill Popular.

    Sunday, 24-Jun-12 05:43:50 UTC from web in context
  3. @lyrica Watch this http://livestre.am/3WhFH :3

    Sunday, 24-Jun-12 05:07:33 UTC from web in context
  4. @eaglehooves The key is to hurt multiple butts at once.

    Sunday, 24-Jun-12 03:27:23 UTC from web in context
  5. @crusader8 Yesssssssss delicious butthurt. I've been waiting all day for this.

    Sunday, 24-Jun-12 02:58:57 UTC from web in context
  6. Fret not, my inseparable wife. For my most unusual diversion is out of best interest for my well-being even if it is in exchange for sleep deprivation. I am submitting my best efforts into whisking together, with mesmerizing and repetitive anti-clockwise strokes, a combination of domestic cattle milk, sugar, chocolate flavouring, and various coagulating starches for my bed-ridden niece and mistress Angelica, who will irrefutably maim or perhaps even castrate me should I not attend to her divine will.

    Saturday, 23-Jun-12 19:23:55 UTC from web in context
  7. @foxgopher Wait. On her scooter, her wings propel her forward. Turn her 90 degrees so she's on all fours, and her wings would then be pushing her down. Scootaloo's wings are on upside-down! D:

    Saturday, 23-Jun-12 00:25:41 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  8. Wheatley does Barclays ads?

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 15:16:39 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  9. Full size...>.> :3 http://ur1.ca/9jqc6

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 12:26:28 UTC from web in context
  10. @cavatina Thats so goddamn adorable I don't even have words...

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 12:29:34 UTC from web in context
  11. A typical reaction to my manliness: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qmnc9Nnp1qmvdv4o1_500.jpg

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 12:11:05 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  12. @mrdragon I like this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZdycnbjpGI

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 10:08:39 UTC from web in context
  13. @bitshift JASON. JAAAAAAAASON

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 08:46:01 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  14. !helpme I can't open my jar of pickles!

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 06:07:58 UTC from web in context
  15. Noone will make me poo >_>

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 05:44:47 UTC from web in context
  16. >English spellcheck >Types "Okay" >it's orrected to "Okay" >Norwegian spellcheck >Types "Okay" >It's corrected to "Playboy"... o_o

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 05:36:56 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  17. BROHOOF

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 03:25:41 UTC from web in context
  18. @bitshift Desert is so hot.

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 03:22:07 UTC from web in context
  19. @techdisk42 My dad likes pony cars, my mom likes actual ponies (equestrians in general), and I like little ponies. We have some great misunderstandings.

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 01:46:00 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  20. "... 450 ponies and when you smack them in the a$$ you better hold on!" Me: *pulls out headphones* uh, dad, what the hell are we talking about? Dad: cars. Me: o.O

    Friday, 22-Jun-12 01:42:41 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  21. Ö looks like a shocked man.

    Thursday, 21-Jun-12 21:37:42 UTC from web
  22. http://i.imgur.com/CSJoJ.jpg Just so we're clear

    Thursday, 21-Jun-12 16:26:23 UTC from web
  23. lapfox <3

    Thursday, 21-Jun-12 01:34:18 UTC from web
  24. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wk3rDk0R1r5mwwuo1_1280.png

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 06:17:05 UTC from web
  25. Thank you @ceruleanspark .. For everything #

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 05:12:16 UTC from web in context
  26. maybe

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 00:36:24 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  27. Our mind works in ways we will never understand.

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 04:54:16 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  28. @sleaze I do it for the lulz (and for the tuna).

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 04:58:31 UTC from web in context
  29. @hoit21 I thought all guys liked being eaten?

    Wednesday, 20-Jun-12 02:04:42 UTC from web in context
  30. http://fav.me/d545nom

    Tuesday, 19-Jun-12 23:04:02 UTC from web in context