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@remembernovember If I told you you would blab to everypony... But I'll tell you. That day... Stuff happened after that.... I thought I lost 2 of my closest friends and stuff... In the end... (yes this is true... And I'm just giving you bare basics so don't say it's over nothing because there's a lot more to it) It was about 1130 pm, I was crying, I had a picture of Galia, my soon to be oc daughter, on my iPad. I was hugging it, petting it saying "it's ok daddys here" that's the basic story, carcino will love this probably, I embarrassed my self here for no reason except my own.
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Look, I Don't Want To Hurt Any Feelings, But This Is A Website About Ponies. If You Want To Fill The Main Timeline With Other Stuff, Try To Make It A Less Serious Topic. It's Not That I Don't Support The Discussion Of Serious Issues, But Maybe Do It Somewhere Else?
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HE WAS THE FIRST MAN, FREE FROM VIRTUE AND HONESTY, UNTIL HE PARTOOK OF THE APPLE, WHICH TOLD HIM OF RIGHTOUSNESS AND GOOD
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AND SO HE SAID, IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES OF THE CARCINOGENIC THAT THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT TO SOBRIETY OR ABSTINENCE.
Friday, 28-Oct-11 02:38:26 UTC from StatusNet Android -
*points at rainbow dash network* AND THEN CARCINO SAID: "LET THEM BURN."
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@carcino More Hoofbeasts. A Large Gathering Of Them, In Fact. Twilight Was Sure She Was Going To Have To Battle Them, But The Crowed Was Calmed By A Single Female Hoofbeast. This Hoofbeast Was Orange, And Wore A Silly Hat. She Approached Twilight, And Shook Her Fore hoof Vigorously. In Equestra, This Is A Sign Of Polite Greeting. Twilight Was Confused. She Had Expected To Slaughter The Other Hoofbeasts, Even Looking Forward To It. Instead They Were Running, And Greeting Her As If She Were In Their Pale Red Quadrant. Then They Offered Her Food. She Tried To Refuse And Kill Them, But She And Her Dragon Were Overpowered By The Mob Of Polite Hoofbeasts. Are You Satisfied Now?
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@carcino Now, Where Was I? Right. The Hoofbeast Were Supposed To Bow Their Heads To Their Superiors. What Was It About This Particular One That Made Her Run? Twilight Was Intrigued. She Attempted To Follow The Other Hoof Beast, But Was Too Slow. She Sent Her Dragon Assistant, Spike, After The Other Hoofbeast, But He Was Too Slow. Twilight Sighed In Frustration. She Moved To The Next Area She Meant To Purge Of Life, Only To Be Greeted By Another Surprise. Do You Know What It Was?
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@carcino Once Upon A Time, In A Land Much Different From Our Own Alternia, In A Land Known As Equestria, There Lived A Violet Hoofbeast Named Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Was The Chief Understudy Of The Supreme Subjugglator Of The Land. As Such, She Never Had The Time To Gain Friendship Or Love. One Day, The Supreme Subjugglator Told Twilight That She Must Go To The Closest Gathering Of Hoofbeasts, Know As Ponyville, And Destroy It. Twilight Happily Complied, And Immediately Traveled To The Center Of The Population Mass. Upon Arriving, She Encountered Another Hoofbeast, Whom Promptly Gasped And Fled. Twilight Was Confused, The Hoofbeasts Were Supposed To Lay Themselves At Her Feat And Beg For Mercy. I will continue This Tale Tomorrow, Child. You Must Go To Bed.
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I hope the RP crowd can see me, I'm doing this as hard as I can.
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@zach121k i hope you die goodbye
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Oh well, fanfic time. STUMPERXHUGS, A FANFICTION. "Hello !hugs, I am home now, *smoulder!* AND I am looking so handsome and also my shirt opened? *ripple!*" "Oooh Mr @stumperman07, oooh! *swoon* Let's do it!" "Yes. And I will leave my !Princess crown on." "*gaze*" MEANWHILE ON RDN: PONIES NOT BEING ABLE TO HUG. @CARCINO TROLLING. IT WAS AMAZING. The end.
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These two Mexican detectives are investigating the murder of Juan Hernandez. One of them looks at the body and says, "This was clearly done with a golf gun." The other looks at him and says, "What the heck is a golf gun?" "I don't know, but it sure did make a hole in Juan." #jokes
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@metal @fluttershy321 And @any pony else that seems to be doing this. I'm not going to be a mangoes about this, but I will get straight to the point. This is not a dating or loving site, this is a site for discussion of ponies between ponies, and a social interaction site. I'm received enough complaints now, so I am going to step in. I don't LIKE to do this, I prefer freedom of will and no restrictions. What am I getting at? The smooching, kissing, loving. All that # tag stuff and other things. This is what I get complained about and it's gotten to the point were I can no longer sit by, I don't like to but it stops. I don't mind a bit of fun when you all talk, but relationships and such should be kept in private discussions. Google MSN, it's a social thing you can place on your PC for that. Sorry to be the jerk here, but RP goes to rp.rainbowdash.net and relationships or serious nature go to private.
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@gluestick i wipe my butthole with the finest babby wipes
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@zach121k Or maybe he's just tired of getting screens full of you two dribbling all over each other.
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I wake up and this is on top of my inbox: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/532289 What the hell, RDN?
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@nvrrmbr Carcino... There's only so much one man can do. Fixing Carcino would require a whole prime-time reality show.
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@leonkfox >taking wrestling seriously
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@datrainbowcrash 34 B
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@carcino @moonprincess YOU TWO ARGUE LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
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@zachariastargazer your hand talks? That's pretty epic.
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@zachariastargazer Know what's more fun than talking to yourself? Interacting meaningfully with others.
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@kingcarcinopony Hi, I'm Astra, and I approve this message.
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@abigpony Oh, you hipster monkey.
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RExABP, A FANFICTION. "Hello @abigpony, I am home now, *smoulder!* AND I am looking so handsome and also my shirt opened? *ripple!*" "Oooh Mr @redenchilada , oooh! *swoon* Let's do it!" "Yes. And I will leave my #digimonworldsucks on." "*gaze*" MEANWHILE ON RDN: SHIRTS RIPPING. PONIES TURNING GAY. IT WAS AMAZING. The end.
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@kingcarcinopony So precocious.
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As if it wasn't apparent, I cherriesING love alcohol.
Tuesday, 02-Aug-11 08:56:08 UTC from StatusNet Android -
RT @rotation Guys, seeing as we've had plenty of New Ponies lately, I thought I'd have a shot at writing a short FAQ for the site. Can you have a look and give me some feedback please? http://tinyurl.com/622n5s7 If you'd @reply me here, PM me here, or email me at the address on the doc, that'd be great. I know that it's too wordy, and that the 'Applications' section needs more information, so if you could give me some help there it would be appreciated. Thanks.
Monday, 18-Jul-11 14:01:45 UTC from web -
By popular demand, here are a few little things that new ponies might want to keep in mind! A #gyrobowl is the ideal container for your #oatmeal. Plot holes are secret but fun. It is possible to explode multiple times in succession. Everypony is Eric B. Carcino likes #fineladies. Hats, pickles, and turnips are all sentient. Equestria Girls are !ponyfabulous. Rainbow Dash ALWAYS dresses in style. The Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded Ursa Major. Rocks are funny. Fabric is dumb. Mustaches are fabulous.
