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I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 11:31:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 You can call Iron Will, Iron Will!
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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can all of you Alt Right Bros please help me see the logic in purchasing Keurig machines as revenge for Keurig pulling ads from Hannity's show
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:41:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's the same logic as the guy who claims he decided that he hated women the day his mom tried to make him take diarrhea medicine and so he cherry his pants in retaliation (true story)
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@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@thelastgherkin that's not true
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The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 21:28:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's my favorite, how about that you pubic clod
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@thelastgherkin Your favorite is probably The Lion King 1.5
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000
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(Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:43:26 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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Shifting uncomfortably in my chair at this Supergirl episode featuring a team of black actors talking about how the Whites are their enemy
Friday, 10-Nov-17 19:52:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I assumed you've seen the complete episode.
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@adiwan And now I have - from the phrasing it sounded like the whole thing was a setup and that he wasn't the real dad or whatever.
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@thelastgherkin That aspect wasn't so bad. The acting was on the more melodramatic side of the spectrum.
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Like and subscribe if you think my Shakira impression is not racist
Friday, 10-Nov-17 09:17:07 UTC from web -
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 16:50:35 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin I'm going to bed now
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Sprinkler tank
Monday, 06-Nov-17 07:41:12 UTC from web -
Why are they called fireworks and not firefuns
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 20:17:14 UTC from web -
Tower of Babybel
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 17:36:14 UTC from web -
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Yeah YOU!
Are you a furry? Do you WANT to be a furry?
Come on down! WE will sit down and talk with you about your future Furry Career!
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and Yiff!Monday, 29-Dec-14 06:14:05 UTC from web- clayinthecarpet likes this.
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One thing about Netflix shows is that they really like using the s-word
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 18:42:07 UTC from web-
@awl What sword?
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@thelastgherkin uh uh Kevin Spacey’s??
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"POP CULTURE REFERENCE" t-shirt follow-up concept: "CURRENT MEME"
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 17:30:18 UTC from web -
Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Just want to point out implied fragile masculinity by juxtaposing the phrases "lady garden" and "manscaping"
Wednesday, 01-Nov-17 09:31:26 UTC from web -
Don't do the crime if you shouldn't do the crime
Monday, 30-Oct-17 22:21:51 UTC from web -
Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 10:20:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that
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I don't know what Stranger Things is but I hate it
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 19:30:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's actually good
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Gherkin, 25, Has Never Carved a Pumpkin
Friday, 27-Oct-17 09:46:51 UTC from web -
Is there no update apart from paranoid schizophrenics here?
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:48:21 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox likes this.
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@rdnz Probably people with multiple accounts that reply to themselves
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@thelastgherkin Probably?
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@thelastgherkin I am trying to make a fresh start i do admit but i dont think you know this.
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Is there a way to delete or edit posts? Typing on mobile is hard.
Thursday, 26-Oct-17 04:37:44 UTC from web-
@delix On the mobile site, you can tap a post to interact with it, and if you can delete it, you can press the trashcan button in the bottom right corner. http://rainbowdash.net/url/863644
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It's always weird to me when somebody draws porn and as set dressing includes framed images of previous porn they've drawn as if anyone would hang that up in their home
Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 21:01:17 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Are you saying I won't be able to hang my fetish porn on the walls of our home
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@thelastgherkin I have never seen that
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Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 08:16:44 UTC from web -
fact: I got more comments about Sans's tongue in Episode 1 than I did about the absurd amounts of cleavage Undyne showed in Episode 2.
Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:07:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Alphys would have a cloaca
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@ceruleanspark What shape is that
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@thelastgherkin three toes on an otherwise normal cartoon foot. Whether or not that's for animation simplicity is up to you
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Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:17:15 UTC from web -
@rupe I wish you luck in finding a new website that caters to all of your needs. I am showing you the door from this one.
Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:14:42 UTC from web -
I wonder if i am blocked nobody is replying here or they don't want to reply alone by their own admission?
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:19:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin i don't think so, what is incomprehensible about me? You're just being so funny.
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@rupe You write like a neural network learning to use predictive text
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@thelastgherkin Pardon? Can you explain these phenomenal phrases in English?
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My batcavepost for today was going to be "Who'd win a fight between Cuphead and Bendy" but the answer is honestly, absolutely, and definitely Cuphead
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:10:19 UTC from web
