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@oracle ALIEN YOU SAY http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/732369
Tuesday, 25-Mar-14 23:33:32 UTC from web-
@oracle Yo.
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@oracle wut
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@oracle im so confused, what?
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@oracle sexy eyeeesss
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@northernnarwhal Oh snap, you just went full David Bowie. You never go full David Bowie.
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@clayinthecarpet I always go full David Bowie. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/732357
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@oracle Why are you toying with my emotions ;-; http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/732364
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@northernnarwhal He can still be a platonic husbando
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@nerthos One of many husbands :D
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@oracle All the more reason to let me meet one of your kind. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/732375
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@mastertdi Alien japanese schoolgirls! http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/w7XfH9vLp5Q/maxresdefault.jpg
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@nerthos You don't realise how excited those three words made me feel you deceiving motherappleser
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@mastertdi But that's what the image literally is!
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@nerthos ...eh *unzips trousers*
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@northernnarwhal Mom get out
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@mastertdi Oh no you didn't wait until marriage!
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@northernnarwhal WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE WITH THE ALIEN BOX
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@nerthos Alien customs yo
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@mastertdi You know that you'll be the one giving birth, right?
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@northernnarwhal *throws computer at mother*
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@northernnarwhal depending on your definition of "lady"...
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@mastertdi *swallows computer* http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/732379
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@nerthos I've had great practice excreting spiny egg-shaped things.
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@northernnarwhal MMMY WAIFU ;;
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@mastertdi THAT'S RIGHT ALEX I'M EATING YOUR WAIFU. I EAT WAIFUS LIKE THIS ONE FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M STILL HUNGRY.
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@northernnarwhal You cannot eat Maud Pie. She will dole you up hardcore.
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@clayinthecarpet *eats Vinyl Scratch and laughs*
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@northernnarwhal Vinyl would hoof you in the groin until it was dust. No dice there, either.
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@northernnarwhal You're the worst
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@clayinthecarpet REALLY WELL THEN WHAT'S THIS IN MY MOUTH
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@northernnarwhal Like Marmite, or Hitler.
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@northernnarwhal OH MY GOD RARITY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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@clayinthecarpet [CHEWING INTENSIFIES]
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@northernnarwhal goddamnit I can't even sit here and not laugh.
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@mrmattimation He also killed his dog though
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@clayinthecarpet THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. WAIFU CHEWING == SRS BSNS
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@northernnarwhal Skittler
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@northernnarwhal I have stated my case already! ...Actually? Let's get REAL for a moment. If you tried to chew a horse of ANY size, it would kick your ass. You would be broken. You might even be dead.
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@mastertdi BOOM goes your torso!
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@nerthos But I like my torso :<
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@clayinthecarpet Well it's a damn good thing I'm chewing cartoon ponies then xD
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@northernnarwhal I'm hiding skittles in your mom's house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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@northernnarwhal Smell my breath
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@mastertdi Your torso is the price for having a shiny caparaced alien waifu
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@nerthos The pretty ones aren't any less flawed, it seems.
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@northernnarwhal *blows raspberry*
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@northernnarwhal Welcome to New Jersey
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@northernnarwhal I'LL SMELL *YOUR* BUTT D:<
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@northernnarwhal Why did I read that as Frodo
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@thatonestocking I ended up in New Jersey again? Does every bad decision have a way of converging there?
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@northernnarwhal Jersey Shore is a thing isn't it?
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@mrmattimation I refuse to accept its existence.
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@thatonestocking Oh my...
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