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  1. anyone have any really good ideas for a 3 minute film that I can steal so I actually have something to present tomorrow

    Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:36:34 UTC from web
    1. @scoot a guy vandalises a decrepit building and then sets himself on fire, it is ambiguous as to whether he meant to or not

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:38:07 UTC from web
      1. @tiffany That's actually not bad at all

        Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:38:46 UTC from web
        1. @scoot I had the idea in my head for ages due to a song and it's been rattling there, might as well be put to use by some talented bugger

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:39:12 UTC from web
          1. @tiffany I'm just unsure if my tutors will go for it

            Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:39:41 UTC from web
            1. @scoot what are the criteria

              Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:39:56 UTC from web
    2. @scoot Do that thing with the "I've called you here today because one of you . . . IS A MURDERER!" And then someone gets up and bolts all guilty-like and everyone's like "Wow I never expected that from Dave" and the main person is just "Wait, no, it wasn't them, it was me!" And the lights go out and people scream.

      But, you know, dragged out for 300x the length of the Vine it probably deserves to be.

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:39:23 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    3. @scoot Main character suddenly becomes aware of non-diegetic filmic elements e.g. soundtrack, jump cuts

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:45:43 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin I'd love to do that, sounds a bit like a Duck Amuck sort of thing. I dunno if I'll get the OK on it though, they are shooting down a lot of ideas.

        Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:48:54 UTC from web
        1. @scoot It IS very Duck Amuck! I thought of it for a film studies project back in college. Shortly afterwards I realised the inspiration was that bit of "Forest of the Dead" where Donna Noble mind is stuck in a computer and she keeps recognising the jump cuts.

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:55:51 UTC from web
    4. @scoot Grainy, man wakes up, Realizes he doesn't have an idea for a film yet... He goes through hilarious hurdles just to get one.
      Filled with TV Tropes

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:46:52 UTC from web
      1. @metaltao Literally on the "Do not make this film" list. It's suggested every year apparently.

        Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:49:24 UTC from web
        1. @scoot that's hilarious

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:49:38 UTC from web
        2. @scoot I knew it

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:50:04 UTC from web
        3. @scoot A baby is crying. Superimposed on the scene is stock footage of what should be joyous, happy things. The baby continues to cry as the footage changes. Birthdays. Disneyland. Sunsets. At the end, the imagery switches to tragedy and horror. The baby smiles.

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:54:22 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. @scribus I'm pretty sure that was an anti-semite propaganda film

            Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:54:51 UTC from web
            1. @tiffany God damn it, I'm always ripping off Hitler....

              Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:56:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          2. @scribus I like the idea, I guess I forgot to note that it needs to be animation

            Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:55:01 UTC from web
    5. @scoot Man erotically transforms into a toucan for 3 minutes

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:54:44 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark Actually a really difficult thing to make

        Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:56:49 UTC from web
        1. @scoot But perhaps more rewarding as a result

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:57:13 UTC from web
        2. @scoot You're telling me

          Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:57:43 UTC from web
    6. @scoot Maybe a short film where a reclusive character has trouble making friends and socializing but takes solace in looking out to the stars every night through their telescope, and at the climax we see them look into their telescope, cry, smile, then we hard cut a parallel shot of an "alien" character doing the exact same thing, with both finally realizing neither are really alone in the universe.

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:56:37 UTC from web
    7. @scoot A dragon steals and tries to eat a sheep but instead they become friends and have silly adventures

      Sunday, 27-Sep-15 21:50:32 UTC from web