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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:16:49 UTC from web-
LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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just want everybody to now that i just woke up from a dream where i shook something in my backyard and a family of more than a dozen hand-sized spiders came out
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precum is a conspiracy theory
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:54:52 UTC from web-
@tiffany Being leaked by those illuminati pricks
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Turns out the trick to this men of war mission I had been stuck in for months was to just send a few infantry units through the forest to steal heavy tanks from their rear instead of advancing directly
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:55:48 UTC from web -
in that Ren & Stimpy-esque art style
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@safebot Arachnobutt
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Good morning.
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@hfaust Morning
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@safebot *curses at jaffar*
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Pence came to my country but I learned about it only a day before so I didn't have a chance to gather a posse and go see him with a huge sign saying "convert this country" and a drawing of Zeus with his face, lightning bolt in hand :c
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:24:42 UTC from web-
@shpuld I would have loved to go there with the biggest sign in the whole place, shake his hand, and post pics here.
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@nerthos Zap to the extreme?
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@cyberpotato God of lightning
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Let it be known that the only reason I didn't become Pence's buddy is that I wasn't told in time and had to take my cat to the vet.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:39:10 UTC from web -
On other news: we have terrorists over here too now! we hadn't had any since the 70s. Funnily enough they're british-funded, but not by the british government, rather by an ngo, and our government is too full of wimps to call the UK government and say "hey we know of some people over there who are funding terrorism pls arrest them"
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:33:41 UTC from web -
If I get drafted to fight the North Koreans I'mma just tell 'em I have social anxiety. I'd go up to the enemy and be like "um, this is awkward, but... I have to kill you now... like, bad luck, man"
Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:40:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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!streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:19:41 UTC from web -
I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web -
"There is no excuse for what you are"
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark decent human being machine broke
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What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.
Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 17:16:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark stan harmon
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How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?
Monday, 24-Jul-17 22:57:40 UTC from web-
@scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.
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@ceruleanspark That would be friggin sweet dude
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How many ports of Skyrim is too many?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:31:11 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark people are blowing that papaya way out of proportion. Bethesda could port Skyrim to the next four console generations and I wouldn't give a rat's ass.
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So who here has Splatoon 2?
Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:26:03 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I might get sometime in the next months
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I don't see federated posts for the last 2 days.
Saturday, 22-Jul-17 13:49:36 UTC from web-
@awl Maybe since Twitter officially came out as pro-nazi, they all went back there
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@ceruleanspark checkmate
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ugh the concept of an acid attack is so grapeing horrifying
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:43:45 UTC from web-
@tiffany yeah, but that's racist because mudslimes do it, so off to jail for noticing reality
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@ceruleanspark or a good guy with base
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I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:25:55 UTC from web -
!Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares
Thursday, 20-Jul-17 18:43:39 UTC from web -
I mean most of us are english, that one guy is German, @Scribus already knows about it and @awl is a non-voting war criminal
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 20:03:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's not true, awl does vote
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So does anyone give a apple if I enable a net neutrality protest on here?
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 19:59:01 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark nah
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@ceruleanspark I think it would be counterproductive.
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!streaming some Overwatch at http://pny.lv/1pk9q
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 17:43:20 UTC from web -
Smooth lions are eating me
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 14:22:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh is that so?
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