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"Called it Jungle Rice; tasted fine".
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:41:03 UTC from web -
http://ur1.ca/ghjd0 This was in my head upon waking up.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:28:49 UTC from web -
Am I allowed to stab people yet
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:10:18 UTC from web -
Zowie! http://ur1.ca/ghj7w
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:04:05 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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@thelastgherkin this is coool
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@thelastgherkin z-z-z-zwap!
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i beat bioshock ininite yesterday's night. pic related http://ur1.ca/ghj7s
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:03:34 UTC from web-
@awlditzy Wnated to, butthe "downloadable content" option on the manu isnt avaliable =(
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Currently -27C outside... perhaps I won't go hiking today after all.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 14:39:17 UTC from web -
Helping Rarity Look For Gems
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 14:03:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Please ensure none blow up in her face.
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@thelastgherkin *snicker*
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What kind of lame-ass laughs at his own jokes
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:57:28 UTC from web- awlxaĺan repeated this.
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"Just give him someone to throw grenades at him the rest of his life, and he'll be happy".
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:44:48 UTC from web -
Cross-network knife fight club
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:38:05 UTC from web-
@awlditzy We don't tak about what? I don't remember talking about anything.
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66 repeats in 31 minutes. Bow to your overlord.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:13:41 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Get a leather jacket and sunglasses. With your hair you can pass as a tough biker. Draw a fake tatoo on your arm too just to be sure.
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@nerthos Pass red off as a semi-attractive girl and have him distract the other network with his bosoms.
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@flamingpandaomg That ain't fair! We're running a honest illegal underground fighting ring here.
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I think we're breaking the server
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:10:50 UTC from web-
@neuraria I'm ready. http://pny.lv/d5w
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Due to connectivity problems I concede.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:04:18 UTC from web -
I love batpone Scootaloo
Thursday, 26-Dec-13 07:44:35 UTC from web -
I intend to not use the Master Ball in this game. Call me weird but I could not stand on Pokémon's ball being different from the rest.
Saturday, 28-Dec-13 23:45:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Tell that to Lance Armstrong. You need all the room you can get in those tight little shorts.
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@mrmattimation What a papayasing nerd.
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Monday, 30-Dec-13 02:57:38 UTC from web
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I have an extremely unphotographic memory. So, I guess that'd be more like a drawing, or a doodle. Like a doodle memory.
Tuesday, 31-Dec-13 08:25:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I remember doodles well
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@rarity Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripéd pants?
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don't Groose it up
Friday, 03-Jan-14 03:45:44 UTC from web -
Pegasus Master Race.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 06:58:19 UTC from web -
Some things are a constant in this world. Some things never change, despite the best efforts of everyone involved. Some things don't make sense, but yet there they are for the sake of making the life of people slightly worse. I can't open this pickle jar.
Tuesday, 17-Dec-13 04:53:31 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@deadmadness665 IMO Fluttershy is the worst of the mane 6
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@nerthos YOU WANNA GO, BRO!?
internetturtle likes this.
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Bloody connectivity.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 06:53:28 UTC from web -
Limbaugh has been married four times. Personally, I think the reason he gets divorced so often is because he's always rushing things.
Saturday, 18-Jan-14 01:56:37 UTC from web- William and clayinthecarpet like this.
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I find it odd how in the early seasons of Family Guy Brian made a lot of religious references but in the newer seasons he's an atheist
Monday, 20-Jan-14 04:05:13 UTC from web-
@redenchilada things change
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@rarity You wanna petition to get me off of staff? I won't stop you. Get some people who agree with you to bug Cerulean about it or something.
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@redenchilada I'm not doing it again. I've promised people I wouldn't. that in no way changes my opinion though.
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Thursday, 23-Jan-14 06:41:24 UTC from web
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I need to be more insertive assertive
Monday, 20-Jan-14 07:46:12 UTC from web -
Now I can fund atomic bombs to destroy america
Monday, 20-Jan-14 07:41:31 UTC from web -
How would have anyone kept up the speaking of Latin 200 years after an apocalyptic war wiping out 5/6ths of the world's population?
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 06:15:09 UTC from web -
I've done literally nothing all day but mess around on the internet, pls send help
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 05:31:32 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Lucky you.
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@clayinthecarpet I've done literally nothing, pls send firing squad
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there are also days like those
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Thursday, 23-Jan-14 05:22:23 UTC from web
