Notices by I don't know (extremedash), page 31

  1. RT @snowcone @pony It's all about the deliver. "Hey there, pudding chest. What's jiggling? Mind if I open the top, take a taste, and move in spoon and all?" and when they laugh, give them a contract saying you get to own a room in their house. Make sure the contract defines room as something that's not-a-clsoet.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:54:20 UTC from api
  2. @theyurityphoon I have special eyes.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:52:11 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  3. @snowcone yah

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:51:47 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  4. @snowcone I never said you did.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:48:46 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  5. @snowcone We seem to have similar history's on this site. But I've tried the whole look uninterested all the time thing, and it tends to work in real life, and the green hair may also improve results. The problem, though, is on the internet no one knows that you look bored/annoyed and completely uninterested in what they're saying. That's why dry responses come into play, which you seem to have a pretty good grasp on.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:47:36 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  6. @snowcone Then I meant Yiffcon.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:42:05 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  7. @snowcone You may have better luck at Yiffcone.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:40:46 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  8. @snowcone Wow, that's so true. I know exactly what you mean. It actually tends to happen a lot on this site, but it seems to happen to me everywhere else as well. I'm not really sure why? I try to be light hearted about everything, although I did post a sad sob story post about my cat, but yah I never know what I'm supposed to do in those situations...

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:38:17 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  9. @snowcone Not a lot enough people appreciate dry humor.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:27:22 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  10. @snowcone It's honestly why I like so many of your replies. It's my kind of humor.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:19:01 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  11. @snowcone Your deadpan lackluster responses are the best.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:16:12 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  12. @snowcone Oh boy. I'm trying really hard not to read them, but the took the week off on the show so idk

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:10:39 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  13. @snowcone What is this?

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:06:07 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  14. @extremedash *end

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 06:39:38 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  15. @snowcone And on the mayo's app part

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 06:37:25 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  16. And we're back online.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 06:31:49 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  17. @snowcone Sounds like a normal day.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 02:05:39 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  18. Random Math Network

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 01:53:38 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  19. @snowcone Fine, I didn't even want to see the live-action figure anyway! >:P

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 01:04:34 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  20. @mrmattimation I was kidding I don't care about politics.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 00:58:24 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  21. Screw you guys I'm a republican.

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 00:56:13 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  22. @scoot That's very true.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:46:51 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  23. @extremedash go* damn phone.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:46:37 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  24. @snowcone Yah, but there is no reason. Only madness. And Helix Fossil.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:46:10 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  25. @scoot They just need to never got to the PC again.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:45:20 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  26. @snowcone I know Lapras is the reason Abby and Jay Leno were lost, but other than that idk

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:44:43 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  27. @snowcone Yah the only thing that can save us now is Pigeot.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:41:16 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  28. @snowcone Flareon is the worst.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:36:06 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  29. @snowcone Eevee is the false profit that put the Helix Fossil in the PC! And also Eevee is a Flareon now.

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:33:22 UTC from Mayonnaise in context
  30. @redenchilada http://youtu.be/5NAX_eJEYMw

    Monday, 17-Feb-14 21:25:33 UTC from Mayonnaise in context