Notices by Micheal McPony (gungbarcbal), page 53

  1. Conforming is fun! 67. *Severally mitigated from it's previous number of 89, due to me spontaneously getting a life.*

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:25:41 UTC from web
  2. @nerthos Mine is the correct one. That's what the holiday is supposed to be about, but it ends up being something about turkey, black Friday, and gluttony.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:24:16 UTC from web in context
  3. @nerthos A corporate holiday to celebrate the first winter spent in America by the Pilgrims, and, supposedly, the native American tribes in that region.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:19:28 UTC from web in context
  4. @nerthos Yes, it is.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:17:22 UTC from web in context
  5. @greydragon412 That it has.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:16:38 UTC from web in context
  6. @greydragon412 That would TOTALLY work. [I'll add that to my sarcastic arsenal.]

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:14:58 UTC from web in context
  7. @greydragon412 You are welcome.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:11:18 UTC from web
  8. @nerthos Gildos. Gildus.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:10:18 UTC from web in context
  9. @greydragon412 I find that the vocalization into text(example: Ohhh, yeahhh. Your toootaallll the coooolest guy I know.), or the use of more than one statement to imply the comedic falseness of your words(example: You are the coolest guy I know. Totally. So cool.).

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:07:22 UTC from web in context
  10. @greydragon412 It probably is. I'm very tired, and also a little stoned right now. Most of the numbers I quote are probably wrong.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:03:04 UTC from web in context
  11. @carcino Not you. You smell bad.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:02:08 UTC from web in context
  12. @greydragon412 Exactly. That is why I implore the use of heavy handed sarcasm whilst typing, as to avoid any misconceptions.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 01:01:50 UTC from web in context
  13. @greydragon412 @thatonepony bananas me. *50,000 pages.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:59:14 UTC from web in context
  14. @greydragon412 It's about 3/4s of the way through. It has approximately 1 million words, 500,000 pages, and a murdock load of characters.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:58:44 UTC from web in context
  15. @eqdpony Welp, I'll see you all in an hour and a half or so.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:57:15 UTC from web in context
  16. @greydragon412 That would have worked were we face to face, but the communicative advantages of tone, inflection, emphasis, and body language are all lost.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:56:50 UTC from web in context
  17. @nerthos 696,241 km2.\

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:54:34 UTC from web in context
  18. @redenchilada We drove from Nuevo Laredo to the Pan Handle.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:54:07 UTC from web in context
  19. @nerthos Texas? It's 268,581 sq mi.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:52:47 UTC from web in context
  20. @greydragon412 I see your point, and may I suggest that in the future, should you ever find yourself in a similar situation to this, that you amend an ambiguously humorous statement with one more obviously so?

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:52:09 UTC from web in context
  21. @nerthos I've literally ridden in a car for 20 hours straight, and I still hadn't gotten out of Texas.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:49:37 UTC from web in context
  22. @greydragon412 Unless, of course, your fluidity is verbal and in the sense that you are speaking clearly and pronouncing words correctly. That would be articulation.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:48:29 UTC from web in context
  23. @nerthos It's bigger than France, with significantly more population.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:46:52 UTC from web in context
  24. @greydragon412 You should improve your own comebacks, rather than recycling my advice as an insult. My joke was humorous and clearly defined as a joke, therefore disproving your burn.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:44:56 UTC from web in context
  25. @nerthos That's because it's really papayasing huge.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:42:58 UTC from web in context
  26. @greydragon412 Articulation is precision of motion. The word you want is linguistically.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:42:36 UTC from web in context
  27. @nerthos *Austin, Texas, U.S.A.*

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:40:28 UTC from web in context
  28. @greydragon412 Actually, chemically speaking, a compound is a substance that can be decomposed into two or more substances by ordinary chemical change, meaning that the molecules had bonded, which proves my point and validates my joke.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:39:47 UTC from web in context
  29. @nerthos Greetings, you Argentinian stud.

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:36:53 UTC from web in context
  30. @greydragon412 No, but unless you were referring to a fortified structure......

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 00:35:01 UTC from web in context