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  1. stevonnie genocide route

    Thursday, 10-May-18 17:29:27 UTC from web
    • emerald looks like a homestuck

      Thursday, 10-May-18 17:22:44 UTC from web
      • i just made the connection between sour cream and onion

        Thursday, 10-May-18 16:49:34 UTC from web
        • at what point am I supposed to want Dewey to keep being mayor

          Thursday, 10-May-18 16:10:09 UTC from web
        • jesus christ, even this linear plotted episode is filler

          Thursday, 10-May-18 16:04:12 UTC from web
          • time to get invested back in stevey u, maybe

            Thursday, 10-May-18 16:02:35 UTC from web
            • I'm finally back to a level of health where I can overeat again

              Thursday, 10-May-18 07:43:39 UTC from web
              • Do I need to catch up on Steven Universe

                Tuesday, 08-May-18 18:22:36 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              • MAKE YOUR MONEY BLACK MAN

                Tuesday, 08-May-18 12:27:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                • The Sonic Boom TV series is such a triumph

                  Sunday, 06-May-18 14:54:56 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • So I understand Brexit voters were largely halfwits at best.

                    Wednesday, 02-May-18 19:05:13 UTC from web
                  • I'm home

                    Thursday, 03-May-18 12:35:20 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • It's kinda crazy that I had major invasive life altering surgery on Wednesday and I get to go home a week later and just do FrankerZ

                    Wednesday, 02-May-18 09:07:58 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                    • Should be going home tomorrow lads

                      Wednesday, 02-May-18 09:00:50 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      • Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20

                        Tuesday, 01-May-18 19:50:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      • Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on

                        Monday, 30-Apr-18 21:29:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                        • Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced

                          Monday, 30-Apr-18 21:28:31 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                          • I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met

                            Friday, 27-Apr-18 19:42:36 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                            • I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach

                              Thursday, 26-Apr-18 17:01:33 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                              • I'm so cherryed on morphine lads

                                Thursday, 26-Apr-18 11:14:25 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                • Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
                                  Cons: no more farting

                                  Wednesday, 25-Apr-18 03:33:15 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                  • It's my intestine

                                    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 19:08:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                  • What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it

                                    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web
                                  • First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ

                                    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 14:06:53 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                  • Hi, welcome to Chilis

                                    Sunday, 15-Apr-18 21:31:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                  • guess not also holy hell my profile pic

                                    Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web
                                  • So who wants to quit their current home and job to form an arts commune in, I dunno, Oregon or somewhere chill?

                                    Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 18:05:17 UTC from web
                                  • Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter

                                    Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 17:18:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                    • Someone out there loves you

                                      Friday, 06-Apr-18 15:30:14 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                    • https://68.media.tumblr.com/94d59d8492894516df97decdd0430108/tumblr_p6l0poHGSI1rxriu5o1_1280.jpg

                                      Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:44:37 UTC from web