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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seth Everdaddy
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@tiff What the kiwi
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@thelastgherkin no judgement
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what really rubs it in is my friend Matt jokingly told me to start rapping and I came out with the bar "I'VE GOT A SMALL DICK"
Monday, 15-Jan-18 20:20:26 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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so, today at work, we (my desk bank) were talking extensively about sex stuff. like, from my friend's boyfriend's singular ball to whether or not we've eaten ass. as it turns out, the entire room most likely heard everything
Monday, 15-Jan-18 20:20:16 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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I can't BELIEVE I LIKE DEATH GRIPS
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listening to The Money Store tomorrow
Sunday, 14-Jan-18 21:51:43 UTC from web -
"Fridays they only pick up the recycling / So thank god it’s Monday ‘cause I’m useless garbage" is the most relatable Jeff Rosenstock lyric of all time
Sunday, 14-Jan-18 20:57:53 UTC from web -
my dad likes sasuke but my mom likes rock lee
Sunday, 14-Jan-18 19:44:17 UTC from web -
hello! newpony here. looking forward to meeting some cool ppeople in this organization
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 16:29:22 UTC from web-
@bwolften @tiff who killed @welcomepony anyway??
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@firestormdangerdash a hero
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sigh
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I just watched my first episode of Black Mirror, the USS Callister. It was damn good. It was tense and it kept the tension until the end.
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 21:06:44 UTC from web -
yeah the self titled is definitely much more commercial
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 18:26:00 UTC from web -
going through metallica's discography today and they sure kick a lot of ass
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 16:04:27 UTC from web -
So we can say “cherryhole” on TV now cuz the President said it right?
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 16:56:53 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation they only refer to our county of the same name, which is pronounced "Shythe-ole"
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@tiff the same thing happened back during the campaign trail with that tape from 2005 that got leaked, "bananay" just became an acceptable thing to say on broadcast television where before it had to be censored
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being mutuals with people i work with on twitter is setting an awful precedent
Friday, 12-Jan-18 21:48:42 UTC from web -
i only redash the posts that are verbatim jokes i made once and still laugh at
Friday, 12-Jan-18 20:47:09 UTC from web -
Boko Harambe
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Fluffle Puffhole is such a gross word
Friday, 12-Jan-18 19:06:29 UTC from web -
holy Fluffle Puff http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/868146
Friday, 12-Jan-18 18:02:06 UTC from web -
Underrated joke
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Old habits pulp fiction
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is 2018 the year Tiff finally gets into Death Grips?
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 22:25:39 UTC from web -
the worst furry designs are the ones that are so packed with details they just become a blurry mess
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 20:13:06 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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One day I'll tell my friends I'm not being dragged to clubs anymore and I'll actually mean it
Wednesday, 10-Jan-18 20:07:12 UTC from web -
A customer just came up and, in a genuinely upset voice, asked me where the exit was
Monday, 08-Jan-18 23:30:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation do your customers not enter and exit through the same door
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apparently my mum's primary objection to the idea of doing cocaine is the cost
Monday, 08-Jan-18 23:17:11 UTC from web- therealpennyfortheguy likes this.
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I've broken two pairs of trousers in the last 24 hours, I think I might have gotten too fat
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:57:17 UTC from web -
You know what sucks is busting a valve stem on a ride to school, putting the spare tube in, and bisting that stem as you’re trying to give it air. I think I’m done using manual pumps.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:46:22 UTC from web -
My office has electronic locks on all the important doors. They drill home time and again how important security is. We have at least two armed sheriff's deputies on site. And I just watched one of them leave a gate four inches open as he walked away.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:14:12 UTC from web-
@scribus I like when people tell me they don't have their ID pass on them so that I can refuse to let them through the door because it's a security breach
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the entire "feminists who don't talk about women's rights in muslim countries" argument is dumb
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:50:06 UTC from web -
I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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