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  1. General Border gave the order
    Major Scott brought the shot
    Captain Bammer brought the rammer
    Sargent Chowder brought the powder
    Corporal Farrel brought the barrel
    Private Parriage brought the carriage
    But Drummer Hoff fired it off

    Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 18:11:11 UTC from web
    • I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.

      Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:21:28 UTC from web
    • Also RDN has now outlived Google Plus

      Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:23:29 UTC from web
    • i have to hold the bar down to type in it what is the deal

      Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:33:07 UTC from web
    • my status bar is broken ahahaha, who wants me to stop posting show yourself coward

      Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:56 UTC from web
      • he drinks FrankerZ

        Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:32:28 UTC from web
        • Artist makes Steven King-style book covers for 80s song lyrics. Possibly # for gruesomeness. https://thechive.com/2019/03/22/classic-songs-reimagined-as-badss-stephen-king-style-book-covers-28-photos/

          Sunday, 24-Mar-19 02:29:08 UTC from web
        • I do want to talk about the implications of this unit for a moment, specifically "Dry Bones" and "Dry Bowser", whose naming conventions confuse and frighten me. When I die, will I become Dry Brian? Is a living Bowser Wet Bowser? Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

          Thursday, 21-Mar-19 00:00:23 UTC from web
        • justice for egg boy

          Sunday, 17-Mar-19 20:50:39 UTC from web
        • yikes

          Sunday, 10-Mar-19 17:05:20 UTC from web
          • give me the chicken

            Saturday, 09-Mar-19 14:34:41 UTC from web
          • realised when watching it it's the kind of show i used to love live posting about here

            Saturday, 02-Mar-19 14:40:08 UTC from web
            • brooklyn nine nine is good

              Saturday, 02-Mar-19 14:39:42 UTC from web
              • So for whatever reasons, I've been eating a lot of pancakes lately. And it got me thinking - are you kept up with Lackadaisy, @Tiff?

                Tuesday, 05-Feb-19 19:42:34 UTC from web
              • there's not a website on the planet that hasn't been used for illicit activity shut up nerds

                Tuesday, 05-Feb-19 16:23:07 UTC from web
              • Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

                Thursday, 31-Jan-19 21:09:03 UTC from web
              • Very much the antithesis of an Andrew W.K. song but the new Twilight Sad album IT WON/T BE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME is easily my favourite to come out this month. Guaranteed to be the best Scottish sad boi post-punk you'll hear this year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkNzTK3oV8

                Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:35:40 UTC from web
                • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdW3UJ7lQvU

                  Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:01:15 UTC from web
                • except mine would be like goth to D&D back to goth

                  Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:17:21 UTC from web
                  • the Goats have a new album coming out in April and honestly the most surprising thing to me about it being based on Dungeons & Dragons is that they didn't do it sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987MTbOl0mc

                    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:08:52 UTC from web
                  • Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

                    Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:14:23 UTC from web
                    • thinking about that time @ceruleanspark recommended me the Mountain Goats' The Sunset Tree on a whim and it turned out to be the exact album I needed to get me through my troubled youth. I love music

                      Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:05:17 UTC from web
                    • @tiffany You should try listening to the Album, the Sunset Tree by the mountain goats. You might well find the message therapeutic. The liner notes read as follows "Made possible by my stepfather, Mike Noonan (1940-2004): may the peace which eluded you in life be yours now
                      Dedicated to any young men and women anywhere who live with people who abuse them, with the following good news:
                      you are going to make it out of there alive
                      you will live to tell your story
                      never lose hope"

                      Wednesday, 11-Feb-15 20:43:47 UTC from web
                    • I love music. I owe music my life

                      Thursday, 31-Jan-19 20:01:02 UTC from web
                      • !art http://rainbowdash.net/url/873790

                        Wednesday, 30-Jan-19 05:25:20 UTC from web
                      • 2019 is the year of Ally Kong and things are looking good

                        Monday, 21-Jan-19 16:45:00 UTC from web
                        • yeah that wasn't good at all

                          Sunday, 13-Jan-19 17:58:58 UTC from web
                          • that being said the bathroom episode is surprisingly tasteful

                            Sunday, 13-Jan-19 16:19:04 UTC from web
                            • four episodes in and new season of Always Sunny is... really bad

                              Sunday, 13-Jan-19 15:39:18 UTC from web
                              • God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

                                Wednesday, 09-Jan-19 23:46:25 UTC from web