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forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web -
just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The group bit helps. Four 30-somethings? NBD. One 30-something? You had better be one of the kids' dad.
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@mrmattimation Also, shaddup young'un! :p
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Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish
Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the durgs ?
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@thelastgherkin id understand this meme
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@thelastgherkin nvm lol. Google image search. It's in the right click menu in Chrome now.
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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web -
Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)
Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web-
@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web -
they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web -
the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared
Friday, 12-Jul-19 23:47:58 UTC from web -
i'm taking a bet that as of last week i've officially had more hernias in my life than most of you
Tuesday, 09-Jul-19 21:23:54 UTC from web-
@tiff Gastrointestinal hernia ? Man those are the worst. I mean I think they are called that, I might be confusing it with the umbillical cord scar thing hernia.
Ohkay why can I not come up with the word for that thing now ? I mean it is only joked about like 50K times in SciFi how clones do not have them. Ughh...Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony I just heard it referred to as a fat hernia or an inguinal hernia I think
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@tiff Oh those hurt just as bad as one for your back, if not worse since you can actually deal with inflamation around the area of obstruction. You have my sympathies.
May your painkillers be pleasant but non addictive.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I can't believe I was able to run do-release-upgrade on this server and it work *perfectly*.
Monday, 24-Jun-19 21:06:50 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I wouldn't even attempt it. Whenever I want to upgrade I just knock over my root partition and start over. That's for a desktop system though.
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I miss Touhou games. Do they still make those?
Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:19:49 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark "Wily Beast and Weakest Creature", Demo came out May the 4th ( 2019 ).
I mostly know that because I heard some Star Wars geeks rant about it.
"Why would they DOOOO that , May the 4th should be sacred"Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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The only piece of videogame news that matters right now is the existence of Wooloo, the round sheep pokemon.
Monday, 10-Jun-19 22:18:09 UTC from web -
In ancient Rome / there was a poem / about a dog / who found two bones
Monday, 20-May-19 20:04:21 UTC from web -
happy to announce that the new Carly Rae Jepsen album is thoroughly fantastic
Saturday, 18-May-19 12:52:14 UTC from web -
Detective Pikachu is the exact film I've wanted for 17 years now and I loved every minute of it!!!
Wednesday, 15-May-19 22:34:15 UTC from web -
Whoever is in charge of Brazils internet should reboot it.
Tuesday, 14-May-19 20:08:39 UTC from web -
for a while now I've wanted to try streaming RPG Maker so that viewers could help create the world, characters, plot etc. only issue is it would need a moderate number of people to actually be fun
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:55:34 UTC from web-
@tiff I'm up for it if you want. Credentials: years of playing and DMing tabletop games
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alternatively i could just stream Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links :thinking:
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:57:19 UTC from web -
just did an art livestream for the first time, was neat
Sunday, 12-May-19 21:24:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation half of it was trying to get it all set up lol, i will post here next time
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The text box is REALLY hard to type with
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:17 UTC from web-
@metaltao I use a keyboard myself. Makes it a lot easier.
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@drinkingpony Naw man, replies are cool, but for some reason the UI was bugged, I had to hold down + Control Shift, and then hold left click to type something
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yo
Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:01 UTC from web -
literally who asked for a new hour long Vampire Weekend album in 2019
Monday, 06-May-19 16:07:02 UTC from web -
damn, a year ago today i had life changing surgery, can you believe it
Thursday, 25-Apr-19 16:59:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation lonely
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new lackadaisy page! https://www.lackadaisy.com/comic.php?comicid=171
Monday, 15-Apr-19 16:29:00 UTC from web -
And now, the highpoint of Homestuck: >[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 15:16:32 UTC from web -
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BOY NEXT DOOR
Sunday, 14-Apr-19 13:06:31 UTC from web -
General Border gave the order
Major Scott brought the shot
Captain Bammer brought the rammer
Sargent Chowder brought the powder
Corporal Farrel brought the barrel
Private Parriage brought the carriage
But Drummer Hoff fired it offWednesday, 03-Apr-19 18:11:11 UTC from web -
I just want @scribus to know that my phone pinged me that I had received his monthly donation just as I flushed the toilet, so it felt like he was paying me for that.
Wednesday, 03-Apr-19 11:21:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I was hoping that would happen some day. Or an orgasm. Whatever.
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@scribus given that they typically arrive in the middle of my work day, on weekdays, I’d have to be having a really weird day for it to be the second one.
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