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  1. Tomorrow morning I will totally draw a Pinkie Pie to make up for the pleb

    Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:46:22 UTC from web
  2. Like imagine if it just went all the way and was like "OK STUDENTS SO TODAY WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT papayas"

    Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:36:22 UTC from web
    • or maybe that was my sex-ed book. Either way I saw that term pop up in an educational context and I was a little amazed at how casual it was.

      Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:35:22 UTC from web
      • My sex-ed teacher used the term "pre-come" at some point and I was all "wow we're feeling very casual today aren't we?"

        Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:33:53 UTC from web
        • "There's something you don't know. I had sex with that woman."
          "Whoa, when did this happen?"
          "Between 1:30 and 1:31. It was very embarrassing."

          Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:29:07 UTC from web
          • I'm sorry Titanfall is HOW MANY gigs?

            Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:22:15 UTC from web
            • So I go to create Sebas in The Sims and of course the game generates http://rainbowdash.net/url/782323

              Saturday, 27-Sep-14 03:17:17 UTC from web
              • so, EqG 2 s coming out tomorrow? yeah.... that day i wasnt lookign forward

                Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:46:54 UTC from web
              • Here's a fun fact: Pinkie starts moving BEFORE she gets no-scoped in my MLG video. I call hacks. http://rainbowdash.net/url/782272

                Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:43:30 UTC from web
              • RIP Awl died from KGB

                Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:41:06 UTC from web
              • Literally obligated to do a scene in My Little Brony where two characters get really mad at each other and go "OH YEAH??!" "YEAH!!!" and then end up in bed together

                Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:36:11 UTC from web
              • I suggest we add this to #

                Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:37:52 UTC from web
                • Today was my last day working in the horrible block-programming language that is Scratch. On Tuesday I'll be starting in Java. !coderponies

                  Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:34:58 UTC from web
                • A girl who I haven't spoken to in years asked one of my friends about me today. That's weiiiird.

                  Saturday, 27-Sep-14 01:33:02 UTC from web
                  • @mrmattimation http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/782244

                    Saturday, 27-Sep-14 00:47:09 UTC from web
                  • why the apples is there lava everywhere in the zombies mode in Black Ops 2. And also how come the fire is six times as realistic as everything else. I'm beginning to think maybe Call of Duty is not a great game.

                    Saturday, 27-Sep-14 00:00:35 UTC from web
                    • Anyone else here about the FBI being worried about not being able to collect data from new smartphones with new security? http://rainbowdash.net/url/782222

                      Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:50:52 UTC from web
                    • It all started during World War II, when the US Army fell under the command of one John A. Treyarch. An elite squadron of fighters known as the Ghosts were formed. They personally assassinated Adolf Hitler, and then assassinated him again when he rose from the grave as a zombie. The Nazi Zombie plague was short lived, thanks to the Ghosts. It was during the Vietnam War that the Ghosts discovered a national conspiracy to destroy the world. After once again saving the world from a zombie plague, the Ghosts worked tirelessly. In 2011, a group of ultranationalists in Russia take control of several middle-eastern countries, and Russia itself. An invasion is launched on the east coast of the US, but the Ghosts manage to defeat the ultranationalists and save America. Then, for some reason, the Cold War happened again, and yet another zombie plague is unleashed upon the world. After defeating the zombies again, the Ghosts realized their true cause: they had to save the world... in SPACE.

                      Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:52:26 UTC from web
                      • BESIDES Valve games and Bioshock.

                        Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:36:46 UTC from web
                      • This has been a very special episode of Matt ignores several video games to prove a point, i hope my three followers enjoyed, bless u

                        Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:40:33 UTC from web
                        • Because hey, those games are all fine and dandy, but I think at this point everybody knows what those are.

                          Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:37:18 UTC from web
                        • Basically if it's a FPS and it's not Fallout it's Call of Duty with some weird unique quirk. At least this has been the case with every FPS I've ever played. If somebody has one that isn't basically Call of Duty or Halo please tell.

                          Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:34:36 UTC from web
                        • Homefront is like Korean Call of Duty and also it has White Castle in it.

                          Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:30:32 UTC from web
                        • Harold and Kumar solve the North Korea Problem

                          Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:30:58 UTC from web
                          • I would play Battlefield but I've been told it's exactly the same as Call of Duty except EA asks you for money after every match.

                            Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:27:30 UTC from web
                            • The next game is about terrorists destroying every country ever. That's realistic.

                              Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:26:03 UTC from web
                              • I have been informed that Call of Duty Ghosts is about Mexico invading the US. Isn't that, like, happening right now?

                                Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:23:55 UTC from web
                              • The iPhone 6 Plus is prone to bending when put under pressure.

                                Friday, 26-Sep-14 23:01:21 UTC from web
                              • Can somebody please tell me the plot to Call of Duty Ghosts because I'm pretty sure San Diego does not look like that in real life

                                Friday, 26-Sep-14 22:57:29 UTC from web
                              • I like NeonVisual as an animator, but god damn is he just the most pretentious little murdocker I've ever seen.

                                So just to recap, he:

                                -Blocks people that dare critique his work.
                                -Consistently calls out the Doctor Who staff as lazy and bad animators (him having done this in a conversation with me)
                                -Claims he can do better and encourages his viewers to "get him noticed". Ok, here's something that bugs me. First off, yeah, he can do better, but it takes him MONTHS to do work that a team of 4-6 animators could easily do in a week.
                                -When he finally gets noticed, he asks for a ridiculous rate and nobody hires him.
                                -He complains again about not getting noticed.
                                -Every time he renders a new frame he releases a video announcing it. (Basically boosting the monetization system by uploading just about every other day)

                                Friday, 26-Sep-14 22:12:59 UTC from web