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  1. Just how many more guns are we gonna need to stop shootings if even Texas keeps getting shot up?

    Sunday, 01-Sep-19 01:34:24 UTC from web
  2. TROPICAL grape STORM

    Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:12 UTC from web
  3. Heyo all, I'm baaack for a tiny bit.

    Monday, 02-Sep-19 04:28:08 UTC from web
    • no relation to hurricane dorian

      Sunday, 01-Sep-19 14:02:53 UTC from web
      • it's pony

        Thursday, 29-Aug-19 19:47:23 UTC from web
      • https://twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1166740030947287040 Guys I think Hugh Grant is mad about something

        Wednesday, 28-Aug-19 22:13:09 UTC from web
      • My mom's old cat died last night. Honestly, I had kind of expected it a year to the day after she had gone, but he held out a couple months longer. Over 15 years, total. And he was a little lover all the way to the end. Damnit, I'm gonna miss this cat. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875088

        Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 05:23:03 UTC from web
      • you see, the particles smash together, much like I smash your wife every Tuesday after pilates,

        Friday, 16-Aug-19 16:39:29 UTC from web
        • what if we all feel like every year is going faster because global warming is melting time

          Thursday, 15-Aug-19 21:57:53 UTC from web
        • Happy fifth annual Ban All Paedophiles Day! Get the kiwi out

          Tuesday, 13-Aug-19 07:58:02 UTC from web
        • i'm laughing but it's a laugh of exasperation

          Sunday, 11-Aug-19 20:04:24 UTC from web
          • if only we were still notorious within the federation so that someone on sealion or smugloli could call me an opponent of freedom for laughing at a dead child rapist

            Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:03:05 UTC from web
          • I share the sentiment really. One less is good, but several less would be even better.

            Sunday, 11-Aug-19 00:17:04 UTC from web
            • @ceruleanspark https://skippers-bin.com/files/67fb2c40-dd87-418b-a5cb-d0ce09353481

              Wednesday, 07-Aug-19 19:49:08 UTC from web
            • it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary

              Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web
            • not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway

              Saturday, 10-Aug-19 13:59:59 UTC from web
              • @tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.

                Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.

                I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative Licence

                Saturday, 10-Aug-19 16:26:14 UTC in context
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              • @tiff Funniest would be every child rapist out there following his lead

                Saturday, 10-Aug-19 17:17:13 UTC in context
            • Did anyone else receive this spam DM? http://rainbowdash.net/url/875056

              Friday, 09-Aug-19 08:27:39 UTC from web
            • Today is an important international holiday. Wish us a happy anniversary or perish

              Friday, 02-Aug-19 09:25:54 UTC from web
            • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/874984

              Monday, 05-Aug-19 00:40:38 UTC from web
              • forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q

                Saturday, 03-Aug-19 23:28:36 UTC from web
              • just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again

                Saturday, 03-Aug-19 21:45:13 UTC from web
              • Ceiling . . . Enthusiast. Is that really a place we have come to be now?

                Wednesday, 31-Jul-19 17:16:23 UTC from web
              • Well, I appear to be back dabbling in City of Heroes. !vgp Good thing I'm between jobs!

                Wednesday, 31-Jul-19 09:03:44 UTC from web
                • turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440

                  Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web
                  • Guess who's fired! :(spoiler - it me)

                    Friday, 26-Jul-19 13:07:17 UTC from web
                  • we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join

                    Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web
                    • they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
                      You? Problematic?
                      THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
                      [KRAMER bursts in]
                      HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING

                      Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from shitposter.club
                    • My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
                      My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
                      It's better than yours, but that's no good
                      I'm coming down to your neighborhood.

                      The boys won't come to my yard,
                      Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
                      Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
                      because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.

                      Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web
                    • according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible

                      Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web
                    • After several encounters with my most recent enemy (electricity-eating fungi) I've decided to study the damn things and figure out how to eradicate them.

                      They're not actively harmful, but colonies form in low-current circuits, and cause devices to stop working. Phone lines and tv remotes are the two places I most often find them in, and even though I fully clean the devices, after a while the fungi shows up again.

                      Thursday, 18-Jul-19 08:18:40 UTC from web