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  1. Hay everypony! It's 2011!

    about 6 hours ago from web
  2. ...maybe at most, if you're getting very adventurous, you will think "TONIGHT, we will eat something that has two colours in it!" BUT YOU DON'T! You end up sitting in front of the television, watching these programmes, eating bread from the bag, dipping it in anything runnier than bread, because there's isn't time for this horse banana!

    about 12 hours ago from web
    • But is there blackjack in Pune city?

      about 16 hours ago from web
      • Website got approved for Adsense. Soon i’ll be rolling in that $1 per month

        about a day ago from web
      • Pic unrelated http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/874317

        about a day ago from web
      • According to one of my friends. "This will never stop being funny". Then why does it make me cry on the inside ? http://rainbowdash.net/url/874279

        Maybe he cries on the inside manifest themselves as laughter ?

        about 10 days ago from web
      • Oops. I may have bought a # The next hour will tell.... !vgp

        about 2 days ago from web
      • Screw everything, I'm going back to using a Palm Pilot!

        about 2 days ago from web
      • Hey Guys, Sweetie Belle Here! Welcome to My Rainbow Dash Network Profile!

        about 2 days ago from web
      • If humanity was truly made in God's image, we can reverse engineer some really unflattering deductions about Him....

        about 3 days ago from web
      • TL;DR Disney are weiners, long live Looney Tunes! https://www.cracked.com/article_26340_disneys-streaming-service-to-cut-out-some-racism.html

        about 3 days ago from web
        • kiwiing god damn useless piece of mango soft keyboards!!

          about 3 days ago from web
        • Jobs was wrong then and he's dead now, give me back a keyboard that works!

          about 3 days ago from web
          • Holy chrome, I want it. http://morphcat.de/micromages/ !vgp I love new release retro games.

            about 5 days ago from web
          • Yay, 100 degree fever instead of a 12-hour night shift . . . ?

            about 5 days ago from web
            • Me: Let's shove in a game disc into that console!
              Modern consoles: Wait a minute! I have an update!
              Me: OK. Just this update.
              Modern consoles: Update finished!
              Me: Yeah!
              Modern consoles: Wait! I have another update!

              about 5 days ago from web
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              • @drinkingpony Well... I have my PS3, XBox360, and Wii U in my network. I like to have my updates but I like them fast and done once, unlike a typical Windows update that shows more Updates after installing the currently installed (especially when setting up a new Windows installation).

                about 4 days ago in context
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              • @adiwan Ah, yeah, me too. I probably have a PS2, N64, NES hiding around somewhere. Also a PSP, 3DS and for some reason an OG GameBoy within reach-length if I can remember what pile they rest in.

                But what I really hate are updates, maybe especially so on Windows 10. If I want my system to go into hibernation at the end of the day ( because face it, sometimes I do not want to restart all of the stuff I was busy with ) and see there is an update queued, I might as well do a cointoss on whether or not the system will restart itself in the middle of the night and once done actually reboot untill the last YouTube thing I was busy with starts blaring though my speakers in the darkest hours of the night.

                Quickest way to fix that is probably to switch browsers.

                about 4 days ago in context
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              • @drinkingpony Haha. Once at work I wanted to compute the shadow maps and ambient occlusion of a larger scene in Unity at the end of my work day. But then Windows decided to install an update and restart it during the process. So I had to do it again the next day.

                about 4 days ago in context
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            • Happy Easter everypony! Hmm... I've been wondering. What would the Pony version of this holiday be called and  how do you suppose it would be celebrated? http://rainbowdash.net/url/874308

              about 5 days ago from web
            • hot take: Americans need to chill the FrankerZ out for like five seconds. Shut up, sit down, and spend, like, a day watching The Simpsons on Hulu. The Resistance and/or Silent Majority will be there tomorrow, I promise.

              about 5 days ago from web
            • Finally eating this 3-day-old PB&J

              about 5 days ago from web
            • I need to redouble my efforts to not get into internet fights. Getting better at not rising to bait, but still making overtly aggressive snarky comments.

              about 7 days ago from web
            • What do you do about a small group of loud talking people at 03:00 near an apartment complex in a very sleepy town ? Well my neighbour thought it would be a good idea to throw paper airplanes at them since he could not sleep thanks to them.

              Paper airplanes EVERYWHERE !

              about 6 days ago from web
            • I think it's really, really funny that the bottom line of the Mueller Report is "The President tried really, really hard to obstruct justice, but nobody at the White House listens to him so none of his orders were ever carried out".

              about 8 days ago from web
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              • @scribus IMO impeachment would be a bad move for Dems politically. You need two thirds in the Senate, and Democrats don’t even have fifty percent. Bill Clinton (being fair, he IS our only modern example, since Nixon resigned before impeachment) only got more popular with swing voters during the impeachment proceedings, and his popularity soared after the Senate voted to acquit him—same would likely happen to Trump.

                about 8 days ago in context
              • @mrmattimation Oh yeah, all of that boring, practical, reality crap.... SIGH lol

                about 7 days ago in context
              • @mrmattimation The only time when it would have been good for the Democrats to get rid of Trump would be January of 2016.

                Each month after that it would be exponentially harder for them to get rid of Trump while saving face to the party.

                But I am sure there are more than enough people who would tell you in your face that the short-goal immediate solutions outweigh the long-term ramifications.

                It are those sorts of people who did not have to endure being around R.R.Martin long enough.

                about 7 days ago in context
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            • I just remembered For Honor. The video game where you could live out your fantasy of being a knight and play with a sword. Alternatively a Viking or ?Samurai? if you were one of 'those' people.

              I would really like a game like that on the Nintendo Switch, but focused on couch-play instead of whatever For Honor's main aim was.

              about 9 days ago from web
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              • @drinkingpony I just stumbled across a documentary (?) on Netflix about that game! Have yet to watch it, and never played, but the concept sounds neat. !vgp !movies

                about 9 days ago in context
              • @scribus It was a great concept, but the lack of dedicated servers (Meaning P2P networking, with the game selecting the fastest 'node' as host, like with CoD on the XboX360, a thing that everypony and everyhuman hated) lack of balance, and dishonourable killings in a game called 'For Honor' ultimately brought nothing but toxicity. There even was a day-of-infamy, orchestrated by Reddit, to have a day of NOT playing the game trying to make the dev's aware that the game had huge problems.

                about 8 days ago in context
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            • Kind of want to see a "Langoliers" remake. Or, re-adaptation. Cool story, iffy miniseries. Could stand a do-over. !movies

              about 9 days ago from web
            • Bid a fond farewell to little semen loads, frail climaxes, and spilling discharges

              about 9 days ago from web
            • Damn Korok seeds. I cannot find them and I NEED more item storage for weapons.

              about 9 days ago from web
            • A.V. Club be like, “Tonight’s Episode of The Simpsons Was Good, Here’s Why That’s Bad”

              about 9 days ago from web
            • Bubbles from PPG as a horse and a murderous version of Fluttershy, reminding me of FiW. Made me laugh. http://rainbowdash.net/url/874263

              about 11 days ago from web
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              • @thismightbeauser It's a fan series where all the ponies have antisocial personalities. Twlight: rabid anime-obsessed fanfiction writer. Fluttershy: Still shy, threatens murder to control her animals, is part dragon (dragonness is recessive!). Rainbow Dash: She rainbow dashes and dashes rainbows. Talks like a Pokemon and is generally completely inept. Applejack: The element of -loyalty- " *honesty* " Pinkie Pie: Secretly a witch trying to resurrect her parents. Loves to sing about her tragic childhood as an orphan to inappropriately gleeful tunes. Rarity: Loves giant hats. Sweetie Belle: Secretly a robot. Talks like a robot and is not waterproof, but no one seems to notice. Spike: The punching bag. Gets injured and made fun of constantly. Princess Molestia: Spirit name Luna. Talks in a thick accent. Tries too hard to be liked and comes across as weirder than Twilight. Princess Celestia: Voiced by a dude. Secretly hates Twilight and sends her on nonsense missions.

                about 10 days ago in context
              • @thismightbeauser I should probably look into that

                about 10 days ago in context
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              • @drinkingpony It's fun. Dark, a little stoopid, but overall fun.

                about 10 days ago in context
            • I really ought to set fire to my Facebook....

              about 11 days ago from web
              • Hey man I really like this webcomic
                Oh yeah it is really cool
                I'm gonna go look for more
                I'll go scour the creators Twitter to see if he said anything political I disagree with
                ... Why would you do that ?

                this actually happened and really makes me sad. http://rainbowdash.net/url/874260

                about 12 days ago from web