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you're dating someone for several years and you love them a lot and you're about to pop the question at the best italian restaurant in town. but then the waiter asks what you'd like and your soon to be fiance says "pasgetti", what do you do
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 00:46:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd ask them if they knew they were saying it wrong. I used to say Martin Scorcese's name like "score-cheezy" and I was glad to be corrected
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@rarity Martin Parcheesi
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@rarity well in your defense it's (maybe) an Italian name
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I need to practise singing again, I miss my falsetto :(
Saturday, 31-Dec-16 01:12:56 UTC from web -
aye yi yi
Friday, 30-Dec-16 23:51:43 UTC from web -
i bet whoever started the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme kinda wishes they hadn't now
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 04:45:25 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Cruz already killed them.
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@dokidoki u r not helping
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@mrmattimation You should have clapped for Jeb when you had the chance
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I don't know what Snow Halation is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 13:36:18 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Snow halation is love and snow halation is life
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@ceruleanspark A love live song. Mushi can probably tell you all about it.
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why do celeb deaths bum me out so much
Thursday, 29-Dec-16 02:26:19 UTC from web-
@rarity because of the plethora of their reports recently?
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@awl it's not the frequency, really. It just seems odd that I have such a strong reaction to them
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@rarity ah well maybe because it just sucks. Some of these people, hell most of them, someone grew up watching them. It's its own form of relation.
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Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 23:05:37 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark you're the one who told me about it like 3 years ago
Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 01:09:18 UTC from web-
@rarity When you're literally Cyril Sneer the concept of generosity is in itself inherently suspicious
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@ceruleanspark now that is a dank batcaveing reference
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@rarity probably. I need to stop telling people about things like that so I can establish a control for whether or not my childhood memories actually happened the way I think they did.
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The kiwipost is the mitochondria of the website
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:47:20 UTC from web -
who made this page http://rainbowdash.net/url/855526
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 20:06:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation a pathogen is a virus,bacteria,prion,or fungi
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2016 only every time a celebrity dies I drink faster.
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 19:19:10 UTC from web-
@adiwan If it could hit Donald Trump and Nigel Farrage that'd be great
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@ceruleanspark glad to see I'm not the only one thinking the political side hasn't had enough reports of deaths this year
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@ceruleanspark 2016 only every time a celebrity dies the next one dies faster
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Rainbow Dash Network only every time someone says they'll do group art for the site they vanish forever
Tuesday, 27-Dec-16 17:51:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Let us not forget the true meaning of christmas: The birth of our lord and saviour, Little King John https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 11:16:30 UTC from web- archaeme likes this.
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 03:43:25 UTC from web -
As a top 500 straight male
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:53:15 UTC from web -
This is now a high quality rip based statusnet instance
Sunday, 25-Dec-16 00:43:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Where?
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@ceruleanspark gRand Dad Network
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@takecherryakenji https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/mute-city-hq-ft-wobble-the-fans-solid-strgg-toonlink-blue-fairy-trivial171-vince94-skopioxv2-megamanlego-king-peacock-roy-wolfman1405-sonicheroesfan1-twinkie-pie-half-pixel-crystalforce-and-mario
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happy
Saturday, 24-Dec-16 20:55:36 UTC from web -
I can't believe Tracer killed all the straight people
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 17:54:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Never trust the cute homos.
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@nerthos sometimes I can still hear their voices
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@ceruleanspark *spooks from the beyond*
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If last minute Christmas shopping sucks so much why do I always do it
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 22:31:23 UTC from web-
@awl Oops.
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@awl for the thrill?
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@takegrapeakenji I did it again
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Is there a catchy two syllable name for fascist capitalism? Like AnCom or the like?
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@scribus anarcho-capitalism IS fascist capitalism. You're telling me that a society with unrestrained capitalism wouldn't immediately turn into a collection of feifdoms?
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@rarity No, I agree, and I figured that's where you were going with it. Just wondering if there was a group or movement banner yet. Everyone else is playing label Lego.
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@adiwan 'Zina' is a Russian short name for 'Zenaida'.
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"Traits: Gay, Pyromaniac, Trigger Happy" OH BOY THIS COLONY IS GONNA GO GREAT.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 18:16:51 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Sounds like you
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Rainbow Dash Network: 5 years a cuck.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 17:33:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what did u just call me
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Well good night guys
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Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:42:24 UTC from web
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Ughhhh I wish they built the turret for this, Swedes come on! http://pny.lv/179oc
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:36:07 UTC from web -
I did something potentially problematic. Let's talk about it! http://rainbowdash.net/url/855377
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:32:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Good point dude, nice job writting that as well! <3
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@mrmattimation That's a long ass way of dealing with something that could have wasily be solved by saying "stop looking so deep into my parody cartoon"
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OH BOY TWO BOX SHERIDAN! http://pny.lv/179lv
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:21:35 UTC from web -
From May Tenth of last year was when ISIS really mobilized
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:15:08 UTC from web -
It is really cool, you even have a time line
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:12:39 UTC from web -
Also, the live Map of territory within the middle east http://pny.lv/179kd
Complete with reports on any activity.Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:12:25 UTC from web