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ISIS took credit for that lorry attack in Germany? Hmm. ISIS is getting a little lazy. Ramming things is a little juvenile and amateurish. In my opinion.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:09:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "we totally did this you guys, we're super serial about this"
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@mrmattimation Considering how stupidly amazing the Iranian push straight through ISIS territory is going, cutting off substantial parts of their fores, they really want to grab at anything they can before they are stomped out. http://pny.lv/179kd
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I also got my pone done UwU http://pny.lv/179jg
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:06:02 UTC from web- m14brony likes this.
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Someone decided it'd be a good idea to strap an 152 mm gun to a stubby little tank, and it bananaing works. Adorable as hell
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:04:41 UTC from web -
I can't wait to play the M551 Sheridan in Tanks, god... it's such nice looking vehcile
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:03:56 UTC from web -
batcave, Metal's here
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:00:41 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Hide your women, men, and pet and farm animals.
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@actualrudolph Doi, for I am here!
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Can't wait to get rid of my mother in law because the damn whore can't go a week without getting in the way of some plan I have.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 05:16:15 UTC from web-
@metaltao Please disappear for three more months
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@nerthos Me Right now http://pny.lv/179is
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I missed batcave posting
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 05:58:13 UTC from web -
I missed mango posting
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 05:58:12 UTC from web -
If you're a part of three simultaneous orgies isn't that just one big orgy
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 05:57:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Then, one almighty-mighty-mighty Orgy!
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Woah dude
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:19:58 UTC from web -
It's been way to long howdy
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:20:04 UTC from web-
@boombaboom TEH MOO IS GOOD! It rippens my harvest
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@metaltao BRILLIANT! make sure to always harvest on even days of the month
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@boombaboom DOn'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:25:55 UTC from web -
And naw man, Trump will do as he does. He has the best people at hand to let him know about what to do. I have faith and will reserve my judgement until later <3
He isn't doing bad so far despite my worst estimations.
I gotta be cool dude, people were cool with my last pick so why not me?Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:24:52 UTC from web -
Now not sure what to say just came by thinking, "OH BOY THIS IS GOIGN TO BE COOL!" Which it is... But slightly less than I imagined hrrmmm
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 04:21:18 UTC from web -
basically he got my phone number at one point and repeatedly tried to get me to play truth or dare with him, and the one time I agreed he dared me to go to the woods behind my neighborhood and wait for him to show up and give me a wedgie, and at the time I was just like "this guy's kind of a dick" but the more I think about it he REALLY wanted to see my underwear.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:35:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation he just had a crush on you. Time to go gay and have an affair with him
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@mrmattimation you're cheating on the memes
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one of my co-workers is a guy who I think tried to molest me when we were in middle school
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:27:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation so you're the same age?
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@mrmattimation well jeez
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Horatio the http://rainbowdash.net/url/855358
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 22:57:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation TITO "DICK" DICKMAN BABY
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And..uh, I got some weird results that seemed to think that at least, at some time, I was your dad
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 16:40:44 UTC from web -
A cuck walks up to a lemonade stand
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 15:02:37 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@tiffany Why would a cuck say that?
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@ceruleanspark Because of the things lately like Trump saying the theatre should be a safe space and the boycottings and stuff. I thought it had become a sort of meme by this point but maybe just in my head
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@ceruleanspark It fits in place of "got any grapes." What about "Hey! ... grab her right by the grape!"?
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90s Friends: Joey reads a book
00s Friends: Joey has his foreskin recreated out of puttyTuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:53:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany She also offered him a variety of meats
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@ceruleanspark The most uncomfortable part was the amount of toothpicks involved
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These are the 90s references you came for
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:52:03 UTC from web -
gonna read The Shining just to Fluffle Puff with myself
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 14:42:15 UTC from web-
@tiffany Well, if you get scared you can always put it in your fridge.
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@ceruleanspark and read Little Women instead
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Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 12:31:08 UTC from web -
http://fav.me/d70tznr this is someones fetish
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Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 11:30:44 UTC from web -
https://i.imgur.com/Dakhn79.png America, but with the GDP replaced with water.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 11:19:39 UTC from web -
I think scientist should stop study bugs in Africa that no one cares about and start researching why people still care about the Kardashian's.
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 04:06:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh no, like y'know, not beetles of course, beetles are pretty rad
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@fudgeknocker they should study why people like the kardashians better than african bugs
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@mushi Well, one is married to an African bug
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seeing Rogue One tomorrow, my first ever Star War
Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 00:48:57 UTC from web-
@tiffany interesting. I'd say you were missing out on cinematic history before but those films weren't all as pioneering as one may think.
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Monday, 19-Dec-16 23:45:20 UTC from web
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Today is the day I saw someone use the term "different opinion apologist"
Monday, 19-Dec-16 01:26:53 UTC from web-
@rarity I enjoy some of his old stuff but his albums as a whole are kinda hard to listen to. This new one's an entirely new soul direction though and if nothing else it's a pleasant surprise
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@tiffany oh I actually think my brother played a track off it for me, and it was definitely not like anything else he's made, and that makes it interesting. I'd need to listen more to figure out if I actually like it though
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Wish my calf muscles would stop being sore.
Monday, 19-Dec-16 00:35:12 UTC from web-
@awl cut your legs off
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@boombaboom you're not my real father
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@awl are you sure?
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