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I am the man with no dick
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@tiffany I couldn't be more proud
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@boombaboom I learned from the best... Dad
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@tiffany (´･ω･`)
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Who could have guessed that I just needed a new driver
Monday, 19-Dec-16 00:12:46 UTC from web-
@tiffany A willpower patch, I'd assume.
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@boombaboom To Hell with willpower, computers are the future
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One day peripheries, like cars (albeit one day sooner), will not need drivers.
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I hope everyone who works at HP dies of cancer
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:41:14 UTC from web-
@boombaboom Who needs drivers when you have a printer that runs on sheer sense of willpower
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@tiffany So you don't have enough willpower to work the thing?
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@boombaboom It's never the person's fault, it's a machine's fault for being stupid
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Sunday, 18-Dec-16 23:51:05 UTC from web
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meme
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Saturday, 17-Dec-16 19:50:49 UTC from web
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I bought the comic book "Infinite Kung Fu" but it arrive with a damaged spine. It's still readable and all that. I messaged the dealer because of the damage and I got a full refund.
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 08:05:27 UTC from web-
@adiwan If only Bruce Lee could have done the same.
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@ceruleanspark I shouldn't laugh but I do it in the most disrespectful way and I can't do anything against that.
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Daily Nebby http://i.imgur.com/eWW4Ele.png
Saturday, 17-Dec-16 12:52:35 UTC from web -
David Tennant is Scrooge McDuck now? What??
Friday, 16-Dec-16 17:47:46 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin I can't remember the episode.
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@thelastgherkin Hi Palpatine
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GAMES OVER LOSERS, I HAVE ALL THE MONEY. COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE, THEN KILL YOURSELVES. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzwRmOFW8AA_id-.jpg:large
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 23:36:41 UTC from web -
wow, I haven't powered on my PC in a few days
Wednesday, 14-Dec-16 23:00:49 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 14-Dec-16 18:17:07 UTC from web -
Someone being entirely serious on reddit: "Clinton-(((Soros)))-industrial-cuckplex."
Tuesday, 13-Dec-16 16:23:22 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 13-Dec-16 14:05:42 UTC from web
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We are Number One except it touches my heart to be called a "Meme Friend" ;_;7
Monday, 12-Dec-16 19:06:17 UTC from web- Someone Probably and takeshitakenji like this.
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Sunday, 11-Dec-16 23:18:16 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark he deserves this
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@tiffany @ceruleanspark After all, he is number one.
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@ceruleanspark Look at this net worth
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Yeah I have 69K unread emails
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@rw I'd have way more if RDN email notifications hadn't died years ago http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/855124
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@rarity It died for me years ago and I was never able to get it to work with that email again despite bringing it up with cerulean so I gave up on it. It works for some, and it dies for others.
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Official meme http://pny.lv/165sr
Sunday, 11-Dec-16 02:16:14 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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@mrmattimation I'm so happy
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@yodelerty I do love when they capitalize on the meme instead of getting mad at it.
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Saturday, 10-Dec-16 17:02:55 UTC from web
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Pewf. What are we gonna do in the bag?
Saturday, 10-Dec-16 16:08:33 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@ceruleanspark *applauds*
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@ceruleanspark Eat Cheetos.
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@archaeme Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
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Knees weak, bag is heavy
There's Cosmog on her sweater already, name is Nebby
She's nervous, but she made sure that the bag is ready
For Nebby to get the apple in there alreadySaturday, 10-Dec-16 15:18:00 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@ceruleanspark oh my cherrying life
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i just shouted "shut the grape up" at my dog barking at nothing and all that did was make her bark louder, what am i doing wrong
Friday, 09-Dec-16 16:14:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You got cucked
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@mrmattimation Having owned dogs for 23 years I recommend throwing a bit of water at her with a can.
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Really the only reason to begrudge protesters is when they turn it into an excuse for destruction and rioting.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:46:10 UTC from web-
@awl In reality society is made as an attempt to turn humanity into a cohesive force, but after a while it always starts to break because someone with less than pure intentions gets in a position of influence and starts benefiting or representing only a sector of society, so the rest turns hostile.
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@awl It's part of the root cause of the dissonance: Man is claims to be civilized but maintaining that civilisation is also its main energy expenditure.
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@ceruleanspark ah, I got it. Herein is why I believe that us acting on our base instincts to the point of unwonted destruction should be frowned upon, not excused simply for being our instincts. Yes it is part of the understanding as to why we are the way we are but if we're building ourselves up to be better than other animals, simply for our being self-aware, then we can walk the walk.
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But yeah I agree that humans chimp out when massed together.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:52:10 UTC from web-
@nerthos If it weren't for the snow, you could pass off post-canadian-hockey riot photos as having been taken in a warzone.
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@ceruleanspark Ukraine
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My IT teacher looked like a child molester and was recently arrested for being one.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:51:58 UTC from web -
I mean let's be honest, the "left" wouldn't be nearly as hated if they didn't treat anyone who disagrees as if they were either idiots or criminals. The only reason the right revived was the regressive left's foulness.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:40:08 UTC from web-
@nerthos So you're saying the right was revived because the left was too alpha for them. You could say they...got cucked?
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@ceruleanspark That's the thing my boy, the entire country got cucked.
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All jokes are fine, you can just turn off the tv or not go to the movie you don't like.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:31:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos If someone lives in a country where they have a right to protest, and a cause worth protesting over, you can hardly begrudge them going out and doing it.
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@ceruleanspark As long as they aren't being paid $15 an hour to protest, yeah.
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@nerthos If they want to risk getting teargassed, or in the case of the US, straight up shot in the face for $15 an hour, that's their choice.
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Is Delmarva a red or blue state, this is important
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:38:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's a Garnet state.
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That's why the alt-right is so mad. Their dicks are dry.
Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:29:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That can't be right, they're always cucking people.
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