Neil's home timeline

Notices

  1. "Could you stop giving them tactical advise?"

    about 39 minutes ago from web
    • "Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on anything?"

      about 44 minutes ago from web
      • http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/96763417638/panorama-photos-gone-wrong-via-previously

        about 4 hours ago from Choqok
      • oh, the joys of the tuesday mornings

        about 4 hours ago from web
      • If only this game allowed me to tell squad mates to halt fire. How am I supposed to combine their abilities if they shoot enemies dead before they trigger their abilities?

        about 4 hours ago from web
      • Quest to make the stool more comfortable was a rotund success.

        about 5 hours ago from web
        • I don't want to tear myself away from reading fanfiction but apparently I have to write fanfiction.

          (And also revise.)

          ((Oh, and eat breakfast, I guess.))

          about 6 hours ago from web
        • Just felt the need to say I'm sorry for not being around as much as I'd like, that is, if anyone even wants me around anymore... I miss hanging around here like I used to, you lot were there for me when most of those I considered friends didn't want to know me. I'm not drunk, though I wish I were capable of being so, I just felt I had to say this, feel free to ignore it.

          about 8 hours ago from web
        • I remember when all those chemistry guys did a scientific analysis to determine what Tali's sweat would smell like, based on the chemical composition of Quarians.

          about 8 hours ago from web
          • Dad brought in a laptop SATA disk that belongs to one of his friends to backup. I wonder if I can get an adapter in town.

            about 8 hours ago from web
            • Bed time.

              about 21 hours ago from web
            • http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp03io1OG1r3ns54o1_1280.jpg End hypocrisy 2014

              about 21 hours ago from web
              • Oh look the school elevator broke after I was using it. ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO HIT ALL THE BUTTONS AT ONCE

                about 21 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
              • @awlditzy So the issue with that cylinder head I commented about some while ago turned out to be fissures between the cylinders. Took it to a workshop where they had the proper equipment to test and fix it and it should be ready for pickup tomorrow.

                about 21 hours ago from web
              • So what i am failing to understand is why on automobiles there hasn't been some other way to get an ignition lock cylindre disengaged without being able to turn the key. What happens when a tumbler falls out of place?

                about 22 hours ago from web
              • "What do you mean? Asari just look like blue Turians"

                about a day ago from web
                • http://twentypercentcooler.net/post/show/53780/abstract_background-close-up-crown-duo-equine-eye_

                  about a day ago from MuSTArDroid
                • "Calm down man! Don't embarass me in front of the stripper!"

                  about a day ago from web
                  • I officially have a lighter that can burn through aluminum.

                    about a day ago from web
                  • damn that tigger rampaging and killing me

                    about a day ago from web
                  • I have to go, Bye guys!

                    about a day ago from web
                  • Fallout 1 or Mass Effect 2?

                    about a day ago from web
                  • Bed time.

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • Not for children: "Stock Images or Porn Films" http://ur1.ca/i6q4n made almost everything wrong :D

                    about 2 days ago from quitter.se
                  • MAN, ORACLE SURE DOES TALK A LOT ABOUT MATT.

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • Morning Everypony ^^

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • "I was shadowing a rookie in a mission. Good kid but had no bussiness holding a rifle. He puked inside his helmet, with all the turbulence going around, he thought he'd been shot in the head. I heard he's a governor now."

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • MetalTao likes this.
                    • Show all 13 replies
                    • @metaltao Oh god. That's legitimately amazing. Our shanenigans mostly revolved around covering grapes ups with fake cult activity and crap like that. Like when some of the guys started a tabern fight and it went overboard, my evil mage set the place on fire and wrote swearwords in a demonic language on the walls. Then we got on a church and the mage climbed on a big statue for fun and accidentally made it fall, so the barbarian punched the priest to keep him from noticing the statue but killed him, so we piled up the benches, set them ablaze, wrote more crap and hanged the corpse as if in a ritual. Later we escaped the church and accidentally killed a merchant so we had another one under a mind control spell run to town with the head of the deceased and scream about the return of the dark lord.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                    • @metaltao Then the archer managed to get in bed with one of the locals, and the barbarian jumped into the house through the window and killed the girl. He then made up something about his culture having to wear masks for coitus so the archer wouldn't shoot him. (He later on made a mask for the archer with some face he found) We also recruited a volunteer army to raid a goblin lair, saying the lair contained the cultists responsible for the tabern and the church. We went with the army who got either dead or lost in the caves, and we returned with the riches we found. Then back to town with the money and the stuff we got from the merchants earlier and tried to sell them, but the bard who until then hadn't done much screwed up a charisma roll, and same with whoever tried to cover it up, I tried to fix it but couldn't so I casted a whole bunch of rain of fire spells over the town to leave no witnesses. We never played again sadly as it was only to test a basic system aimed at noobs.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                    • @nerthos By the end of the session the whole town and surroundings were terrified about the dark lord, who didn't exist.

                      about 2 days ago in context
                  • Well... apples, I have to go to bed y'all... GOO NIGHT!

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • Hi guys

                    about 2 days ago from web
                  • "Gardner! There seems to be something different in today's meal. Seems like you put in more food and less ass!"

                    about 2 days ago from web

                    Affiliates

                    Sonic Radioboom Brony Aerospace Bronies UK EquestriaGaming PonySquare
                    Cornify