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Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
Saturday, 17-Mar-18 10:20:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin your moderator syndrome was showing
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Dicks out for Ben Drowned
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 14:47:07 UTC from web -
What's up gamers, like and subscribe
Monday, 05-Mar-18 10:02:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 YouTuber impression, it even takes up more than 30 percent of the posted content!
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@thelastgherkin Yes Pinkie Blerb!
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Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark is the show over
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@awl If you ask the alt-right it is.
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My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right
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@tiff Can't imagine what else that could possibly mean.
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@actualrudolph if she means something else then i'll have some explaining to do
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I was thinking about Hellshake Yano
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is... is that a dessert?
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Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
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http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web -
How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web -
So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin
Saturday, 27-Jan-18 10:20:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin at least the third one.
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i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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Don't hate me cos you ate me
Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web -
@augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
>both lay pipe for a living
Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?- Scribus likes this.
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@dokidoki No, he was Luigi. http://rainbowdash.net/url/868280
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@thelastgherkin "King Pooper intends on forcefully having Perlina help him travel to Earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator." ...but, like, why? What did the grape tub do besides be a tub of papaya?
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@mrmattimation What else do you do besides be a tub of papaya
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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seth Everdaddy
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@tiff What the kiwi
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@thelastgherkin no judgement
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AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970
Monday, 08-Jan-18 10:16:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin is your icon Pinkie blob?
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@firestormdangerdash It's a new Pinkie Pie keychain http://rainbowdash.net/url/868014
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@thelastgherkin oh my fluff!
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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Start papayaing now and you could probably batcave dead on midnight. Start 2018 with a shameful covering of apple on your dominant hand
Sunday, 31-Dec-17 23:45:18 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin i actually cant make sense of this.
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@firestormdangerdash That means it's still safe for work, right?
