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How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web -
So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin
Saturday, 27-Jan-18 10:20:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin at least the third one.
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i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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Don't hate me cos you ate me
Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web -
@augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
>both lay pipe for a living
Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?- Scribus likes this.
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@dokidoki No, he was Luigi. http://rainbowdash.net/url/868280
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@thelastgherkin "King Pooper intends on forcefully having Perlina help him travel to Earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator." ...but, like, why? What did the grape tub do besides be a tub of papaya?
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@mrmattimation What else do you do besides be a tub of papaya
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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seth Everdaddy
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@tiff What the kiwi
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@thelastgherkin no judgement
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AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970
Monday, 08-Jan-18 10:16:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin is your icon Pinkie blob?
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@firestormdangerdash It's a new Pinkie Pie keychain http://rainbowdash.net/url/868014
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@thelastgherkin oh my fluff!
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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Start papayaing now and you could probably batcave dead on midnight. Start 2018 with a shameful covering of apple on your dominant hand
Sunday, 31-Dec-17 23:45:18 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin i actually cant make sense of this.
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@firestormdangerdash That means it's still safe for work, right?
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2 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi
Wednesday, 01-Jan-14 23:04:12 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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3 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi
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4 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi
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6 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Thursday, 28-Dec-17 09:19:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin A trash bag to be precise. The kind that is made of too thin and cheap plastic and is very prone to fall apart when being mid-way to the dumpster.
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Anybody else remember that time @mrmattimation posted his cock on Twitter?
Wednesday, 27-Dec-17 03:41:04 UTC from web- Matt likes this.
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@thelastgherkin I accidentally read "horse wilbur" https://i.imgur.com/aWYRu6L.jpg
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@thelastgherkin I cut that whole shot in the final cartoon cuz you said I wouldn’t be able to advertise it on RDN if I didn’t. In retrospect, if that had been me today, I just would have left it in anyway
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@mrmattimation If you were you today back then, some kind of weird time travel stuff has happened
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Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error.
Monday, 25-Aug-14 20:55:55 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), monsutaa kaado! and RDN's Lucifer and 2 others like this.
- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), monsutaa kaado! and Someone Probably repeated this.
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@spots It's the important centerpiece the working week structurally, separating the lifeless droll of Monday and Tuesday from the anxious anticipation of the weekend brought upon from Thursday and Friday.
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@northernnarwhal Right! I guess!
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Again~ if anyone can say "geeno" into a microphone and send it my way! I will record a special thank you for you - 3-
Tuesday, 27-Jan-15 22:21:17 UTC from web-
@meloetta We are very impressed.
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@zazie I've never actually tried a Kermit voice, so it might take time to get the voice down
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@zazie While only I may be able to do saucy Kermit, saucy Kermit is able to do anyone.
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Metal is an actual real Soviet sleeper agent
Thursday, 12-Mar-15 23:58:16 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer, MetalTao and Someone Probably like this.
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@mrmattimation Get your McCarthy ready.
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apparently Mr Pibb is "'''spicy''' cherry cola". applein white people
Tuesday, 16-Jun-15 18:47:16 UTC from web-
@rarity What even
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@riley middle class white people be like "excuse me waiter this water is too spicy, can you get me some milk instead"
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@rarity Beautiful
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Wasn't bernie that muppet that thought the 4 was an autistic swastika?
Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 02:53:50 UTC from web-
@nerthos Bernie is the unstoppable candidate because he controls both the whimsy and optimism of Ernie, and the responsibility of Bert
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