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One of the immunisations Lisa requests before going to Camp Krusty is for Leprosy.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 21:17:54 UTC from web -
Why was Sideshow Bob trying to kill Selma anyway
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:50:20 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Didn't he want her money? I haven't seen the episode in quite a while and I'm not sure if that's the case.
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@adiwan That's what I thought, but the episode never actually establishes that she has money.
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@ceruleanspark The summary on wikipedia mentions stock money Selma owns. I need to watch the episode myself to confirm that.
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This is what I do when I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself: I watch classic Simpsons episodes in a nest of blankets and ask stupid questions about them
Friday, 16-Sep-16 20:03:29 UTC from web -
Sideshow Bob and Principal Skinner both share their prisoner number with Jean Valjean.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:34:41 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Yeah well on the other hand I'm pretty sure at this point Principal Skinner is too young to have served in Vietnam.
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You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the buddha
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:32:40 UTC from web -
Even the most socialist communities need some elitism, so I don't exactly feel any shame when I say anyone who supports UKIP is an absolute moron
Friday, 16-Sep-16 13:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiffany "Rainbow Dash Network everyone"
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@ceruleanspark [looking up from my anarchic "anti-social" network] these batcaveers, fighting back.
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I just want Smithers and Mr Burns to kisu kisu already.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 11:22:49 UTC from web -
my tragus is swollen and sore so I decided to poke a hole through it like a rubber tyre and it's not sore now but it's bleeding profusely
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 21:52:35 UTC from web-
@tiffany show me the tragis
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Minor Text Fixes
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:56:53 UTC from web -
Erotic Toucans
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:25:45 UTC from web -
Nevermind, figured it out, it's aluminum just like everything else Apple was making at the time.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:01:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They're /still/ making everything out of Aluminium.
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@ceruleanspark UH, the iPhones are SLATE
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Ooh, unused Undertale music: http://undertale.tumblr.com/
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 19:20:24 UTC from web -
Do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 23:16:44 UTC from web -
I keep telling you, he's 72 years old and he's dead.
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 23:14:25 UTC from web -
Fire up the frame shift drive lads, we're flying this thing directly into the sun
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 22:57:40 UTC from web -
can't believe people are still complaining about "who did 9/11"
it DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, it's been 15 years ffs
the damage is done, all we can do now is accept it as such and MOVE ONSaturday, 10-Sep-16 21:04:42 UTC from web-
@zennx 2edgy4me
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@mrmattimation >Potato Knishes they're onto us
>Quickly change the subject
Entertainment media... Am I right?
>Nailed it
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I can't believe Bobs Burgers never revisited the fact that Jimmy Pesto is a diaper fetishist who frequents an institute called the "Desire Dungeon".
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 20:08:50 UTC from web- vriska likes this.
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Thinking about lizard people
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 18:47:44 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Thinking about those beans
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@thelastgherkin why the sudden interest in USA polictics?
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People still watch FiM?
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 16:36:10 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Pony is love. Pony is life. Pony is purpose. Pony pony pony pony.
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@redenchilada Pony should pony pony
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It can't end like this! I got a lady and 5 kids! I thought I'd outlive at least 1 of them!
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 14:40:26 UTC from web -
The fault, dear Apple Bloom, is not in our cutie marks, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 09:50:14 UTC from web -
Don't think. Feel and you will be tanasinn.
Friday, 09-Sep-16 22:30:49 UTC from web -
Last One Out of Beach City or "Pearl is /super gay/"
Thursday, 08-Sep-16 21:44:29 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No mortal amount of gayness can sate these alien women!
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@scribus More than usual I mean.
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@ceruleanspark I need to get back up to speed when I have the brain chemistry to remember things.
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no object no form no relief no salvation
Thursday, 08-Sep-16 19:15:53 UTC from web -
Ice Bear is on the spectrum right?
Tuesday, 06-Sep-16 20:54:14 UTC from web- orungano and vriska like this.
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@tiffany You're dead to me
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@ceruleanspark get in line honey
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I can't take Shkrelli seriously because his surname just looks like a typo for Shrek II
Tuesday, 06-Sep-16 19:41:20 UTC from web -
Does my colony have enough cats: https://i.imgur.com/2jw2ozx.png
Saturday, 03-Sep-16 23:51:40 UTC from web -
I have eaten nothing but meat and eggs today I'm like a vegan except the opposite
Saturday, 03-Sep-16 18:50:29 UTC from web-
@tiffany No, if you were going to be the opposite of a vegan you'd never have told us about it.
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@ceruleanspark haha snap
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Saturday, 03-Sep-16 17:06:54 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark it is? I never got the outrage bar all the way to the top
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@rarity Me either. That's why I thought that was the joke. No matter what you do, you kill a bunch of people and make a fortune from it.
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@ceruleanspark I just took it as the typical snarky commentary where you do horrible things and are rewarded for it
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I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just kinda do things arbitrarily
Friday, 02-Sep-16 18:52:33 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! and Matt like this.
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@ceruleanspark What about ghost dogs
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@mrmattimation I like this idea about ghost dogs. I think it's a great concept that can be fleshed out interestingly http://pny.lv/0si97
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@ceruleanspark A very original idea you have there, haven't heard that anywhere else recently.
