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HALF OF THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IS DONE
Wednesday, 14-Dec-16 22:55:12 UTC from web -
events that occured in today's Pathfinder game
Lucy found a wand
Lucy's bard is Neutral Evil
She rolled a 1 in Knowledge Arcana
This caused the wand to activate and set my bard on fire kuz he was curious and was looking at the wand in front of her
My bard was set on fire (was supposed to be a wand of burning hands)
She rolls a 1 Knowledge Arcana AGAIN, so she still didn't realize what the wand's spell was
"Well, I used it, and it burned Galon... so logically, it's a Wand of Burning Galon"
So now she has a Wand of Burning GalonWednesday, 14-Dec-16 07:50:14 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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found old chat logs
take a look at 2011's Zenn's wisdom:
"Look mate I'm just sayin' everything in life just comes down to what you do after you fail, look at me, let's say I was trying to ride a bike and I fall, I immediately get up again, and I kiwiing DESTROY the thing, HOW DARE IT TRY TO OPPOSE ME, and what's more I do it in front of a bike shop, so the next time I try to ride a bike they will know what I do, and now I can ride like a pro... or else."Sunday, 11-Dec-16 03:56:11 UTC from web -
AND THAT'S WHEN MY WIFE SAID, SHE'S LEAVING ME FOR A MAN WITH NO DICK AND A kiwiLOAD OF KEYS AND I'M ASKING YOU WHY, WHERE DO THOSE KEYS GO
Saturday, 10-Dec-16 22:19:42 UTC from web -
We Are Number One but the first one is me cooking a lobster alive
Saturday, 10-Dec-16 22:15:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It would be pretty hard for you to cook a lobster if you were dead m8
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Doggo is not well =( http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/855036
Friday, 09-Dec-16 23:25:37 UTC from web-
@zennx age problems. He was having problems to sleep and the veterinary tried a medicine to calm him down, but thw usual dosage knocked him down and now his is like this
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...so, uh, the season finale of South Park left the Member Berries storyline completely unresolved. I guess it's gonna continue into next season.
Thursday, 08-Dec-16 03:32:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation dude, spoilers
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@zennx Mr. Garrison apples Lenart Bedragger to death and the PC fraternity from Season 19 reappears. Also Kenny dies for the first time since Season 17 and Big Gay Al is killed off to make room for Garrison in Mr. Slave's life.
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@mrmattimation OI STOP WITH THE SPOILIN ALREADY
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http://i.imgur.com/f6Rb4cD.jpg
I WANT THESE 3 TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER
NOW!Thursday, 08-Dec-16 02:03:09 UTC from web -
[dabs erotically]
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:51:44 UTC from web -
My restless leg syndrome seems to have hypnotised the cat
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 23:42:45 UTC from web -
Texted my mom a list of ingredients for my chicken pot pie, gonna make it for diner kuz I need my comfort food damn it
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 16:11:00 UTC from web -
Undercharted
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:47:00 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Just like how Uncharted 4 was a "quality" game
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@actualrudolph he's a ripoff of Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly
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@zennx A quality ripoff.
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God hates Zennxs
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:24:09 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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@actualrudolph some do, Metis and I have always been thick as thieves with a severe learning handicap, on the other hand Apollo hates my guts, Tot dislikes me but he doesn't like anyone so idc, Zeus and Loki are kinda appleed at me kuz I tried to hitch them together, think about it... One is known for having sex with animals, the other is known for turning into an animal and having sex with people... Turns out they already had a bit of a back story, and it didn't end well... So I kinda made a little social faux-pas
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Also does anyone know how to do paragraphs or line breaks on a mobile keyboard. Android to be specific
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:21:15 UTC from web -
learned the hard way how tough it is to push down an extendable stylus with the insides of your cheeks
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:17:09 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Went to twitter and noticed that some of my favorite youtubers are on a vacation on snowy cabin, meanwhile I just learned that we won't be able to go to Norway this year kuz of stupid college and highschool related bullmango. ¶Jelly af
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:19:32 UTC from web -
we are number one, but every word ending with "e" is replaced with a full unabridged reading of the King James Bible
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 05:57:01 UTC from web -
ya know, if we could combine Bruce Campbell and Nathan Fillion we'd have the best actor ever
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 03:30:46 UTC from web -
do kids these days not know about Cat-Dog?
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 03:20:08 UTC from web -
Lepers are cats
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:39:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation actually the only known animal capable of having Leprosy other than Humans are Armadillos
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I still don't know who won the Olympics this year
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:33:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany It was in brazil, logically the only ones that won were the brazilian fat cats, what with all their embezzling and what not
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why is Wendy's so EXPENSIVE dude
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:30:45 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation She has a costly lifestyle
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@mrmattimation wendy's uses actual food in their meals
not just cardboard and styrofoam
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I find that guy quite impressive but I don't think WF:Shotgun is going to do a lot of good in a universe where GUNPOWDER DOESN'T grapeING EXIST
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 04:58:30 UTC from web -
Reasons why family Pathfinder night has spiralled into Potato Knishes:
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Me:"Congratulations on getting a new level, what feat are you gonna get?"
Myra:"Weapon Focus: Shotgun"
Me:"Sis, we're playing a role-play focused, no combat campaign were we're all bards, why the Fluffle Puff do you want WF:Shotgun?"
Myra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QHxWNl3TDI
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 04:54:25 UTC from web -
Why is "I summon Paul Blart" a recurring joke in my pathfinder campaigns?
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 03:36:20 UTC from web -
lmaooo my friend punched her bf in the face while kissing for some reason and might have broken his nose
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 01:55:59 UTC from web -
so, I've finished binge watching The Thick of It
Peter Capaldi is a appleing beast in this show
9/10 needs a 5th seasonTuesday, 06-Dec-16 02:02:24 UTC from web -
Now i only need a Salazzle and a toxapex
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 01:12:14 UTC from web-
@zennx where do i get dittos on moon?
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@mushi you know that area where you need to take the executor bus?
go down from there by foot/pokeride and you'll find an area where you can find wild dittos, beldums and meniors -
@zennx i dont know that place yet, i'm still going to battlr olivia, but i will remember it
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at least one good thing happened this year
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@zennx That thumbnail is really offputting
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save me
Sunday, 04-Dec-16 23:04:06 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
