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undyne is cast
Sunday, 04-Dec-16 20:02:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is the publicist white?
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well, radio echoes is down again
does anyone know where I can get full episodes of I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue?Sunday, 04-Dec-16 19:02:03 UTC from web-
@zennx I'm sorry... I haven't a clue
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He was the thorn in his mother's apple
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 23:28:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation apples don't have thorns matt, what would pop the blimp
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if sportacus can detect trouble from the moon why can't he stop the war in iraq
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 22:35:39 UTC from web-
@zennx so if I eat nothing but apples I'll lose lots of weight and then my mother will love me again
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A co-worker who I have never met and is not scheduled to work today just came into the seafood department and started cutting his own salmon
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 22:58:16 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is he atleast doing it right?
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hot like a parked car, i sound weird like friend with a hard 'r'
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 15:55:08 UTC from web -
I can't believe @mushi won't get in the goddamn bag
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 15:49:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark pew
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@zennx pew
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i hate horses
Friday, 02-Dec-16 00:48:27 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@mushi so? you know exactly the amount of permanent damage he could have done?
none, hell, if he had unrealistically sharp teeth for a horse he'd at best rip some skin off, then you'd have a rockin' scar that you could use to pick up ladies
chicks don't like dudes with less than 10 fingers
(for more than 10 the results are still inconclusive due to me not having a big enough sample size)maiyannah likes this. -
@zennx but what if it where a werehorse?
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
Nathan Fillion is CANADIAN?
well that settles it, USA is no longer best country of North America
ALL HAIL THE NON-FRENCH PART OF CANADA!
I say, I say
HIP-HIP...Saturday, 03-Dec-16 01:32:06 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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it's been 2 years since the last time, it is time for "twins dressing up in matching outfits for a week and acting like we have no idea it's going on"
Friday, 02-Dec-16 21:36:33 UTC from web -
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/e5ba8ed79f5408490feb13c157fb0f2dc4b71aa9acbdb6ca2f069954139559d5_1.jpg @mushi
Friday, 02-Dec-16 11:16:47 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! repeated this.
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@mushi they don't, but it helps
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@mushi They could just eat another bug, they're just evil.
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@nerthos yeah that is a real uncool thing to do, but they ned a quick nourshing boost and as ambush bugs you can never know when the bext meal will be
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My raspoutine joke is my magnum opus of this year and no-one seems to get it when I tell it :(
Friday, 02-Dec-16 01:01:21 UTC from web-
@awl well it IS funny, I chuckled
The main problem is that it's a pun
don't let your magnum opus be a pun dude
puns are only funny once
if you forget a regular joke, and someone tells it, and you remember it it's funny again
if you forget a pun, and someone tells it, and you remember it, it will never be as funny as when you first said it
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for those interested in language studies here's a pretty unique language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4hI_METac
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 23:53:05 UTC from web-
@zennx oh yeah arctic languages and cultures are really cool. That abugida is probably one of the most well-fitting scripts for a language made by people outside the native.
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how much does it even pay to be in the army
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 23:25:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin lol give me 20 pushups
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i feel tired as all hell because i haven't had my vitamin injection in like two and a half months but i'm not getting the next one until next week so i might just go to sleep one night and never wake again
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 19:17:22 UTC from web -
https://scontent.fopo1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15203380_1270705452994423_1843348384637333553_n.jpg?oh=2e47da2f43af3a698556e82bf29d9c50&oe=58BD831C
FrankerZing hell Game FreakWednesday, 30-Nov-16 17:57:34 UTC from web -
this is the real question now http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/854225
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 01:08:20 UTC from web- internetturtle and richardbaeck like this.
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@mushi bottom, never in my life have I seen a living creature with a tie as close as possible to it's jaw
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@mushi bottom
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was this website really meant for bronies or just a first try in making websites?
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 22:41:11 UTC from web- RainyMan! likes this.
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@shadowboltmoon it was originally meant for bronies, but over time, it's become for just about anything
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Hey boys, if you can spare 70 seconds, give this a watch, yeah? I worked real hard on it. http://pny.lv/14vsu
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 21:29:32 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin BALL JOINTS ON A TRANSFORMING TOY?
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@zennx Friend, you must have skipped 1995 and onwards
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@thelastgherkin that's around the time mom stopped buying us plastic toys
we got a papaya load of plushies tho
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Actually my real dream is The Purge becoming real and the people banding together to commit a coup.
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 16:34:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Some "all crime is legal" period, jeez... Always halfassing it, eh American government?
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@zennx I don't care, I just want to kick some ass and have no beef with most people I pass in the street.
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Wikipedia: We're independent lol
Also Wikipedia: Oh god please help us we need your donationsTuesday, 29-Nov-16 00:42:54 UTC from web- Scribus and takeshitakenji like this.
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by the way, people here found a way to lose my diploma, nice
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 00:15:27 UTC from web -
Take a bad film and make it better
Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 00:27:45 UTC from web -
can you imagine if the conquest of the Americas would have happened AFTER we discovered how to cure plague diseases, or even knew how to SOAP
but a more important question, do you think this knowledge would have spread faster than the disease?Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 00:31:57 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLQe_n22Sok
I'm done for the day
Saturday, 26-Nov-16 00:23:06 UTC from web -
i don't know if pokemon will always get help from the same species per battle or if they can summon different species so i may be wasting lots of time lel
Friday, 25-Nov-16 23:20:02 UTC from web-
@zennx I am doing that but I can't figure out if I should flee if they don't call the one I want
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just learned that adrenaline orb (an item that increases chance of a pokemon calling for help) can be used without depleting if you've already used one, which means you can skip your turn without wasting PP/items
Friday, 25-Nov-16 22:35:42 UTC from web-
@tiffany you can do the same thing with a status healing items, if your pokemon isnt affected by that status
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I beat Pokémon Sun and I must say, I am thoroughly impressed. It's as if Game Freak overheard all of my qualms with the franchise and made a game just for me. The characters, music and story are all fantastic with only a couple exceptions. Honestly, in spite of all of my whining, the new Pokémon were largely great too.
Friday, 25-Nov-16 17:03:59 UTC from web -
http://giphy.com/gifs/N82P5pyc3ilmU
"wat dis?
dis nut?"Thursday, 24-Nov-16 15:18:23 UTC from web -
I used to dislike how goofy the enemies in Pokémon are until I realised they represent their brand of anarchism perfectly
Thursday, 24-Nov-16 01:42:19 UTC from web-
@tiffany Team Rocket represents anarchy by forced inaction since their main MO is blocking doors
they don't wanna rule the world, they just want to make people late for something
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