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man, this AGDQ was bananaing garbage
it was literally a bunch boring soulless segments with people talking in monotone voices about how patterns are executed, "there's is only a 12.23% chance of me walking this cave without any encounters" I watch speedruns to distract myself from math, not to be reminded it exists
FrankerZ me, even SpikeVegeta sounds like his soul has been sucked out of his body
I don't even care what caused one of the coolest events of the year to turn into a papayaing snore-fest.
I only want it fixed or euthanised.Sunday, 14-Jan-18 00:13:44 UTC from web-
@zennx Dude... I don't know what you mean. There were plenty of speedruns that had a lot of energy and probabilities (math) were barely mentioned. It sounds like you watched the randomized Zelda part. And by its very nature they have to analyze the randomizer in order to determine a path that is likely to be the ideal path. Also the games are played on machines that are called "computer", based on the word "to compute", which is basically math.
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@adiwan my point is that all the fun people were banned and now the best we can get is deadpan, child-safe humor. (and that's the best case scenario, the other option is cringe)
analysing mechanics is fun occasionally, but when it's nothing but that then it turns into a lecture...
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Nah roo toe
Sunday, 14-Jan-18 19:57:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation bo-ruh-toe's dad she-poo-den
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The idea of the President going around to every interview with a tape recorder is really funny, that man is a genuine mental retard
Monday, 15-Jan-18 01:17:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation you say that, but inb4 he drops the hottest remix of 2k18
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Damn son so happy to have gotten this back after all these years!!! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/868190
Saturday, 13-Jan-18 05:38:27 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash wow, Windows media player, that's a blast from the past
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@zennx I never stopped using it. nothing else works for what I do, but I missed the play from taskbar feature since XP.
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zup fellas, what's up?
Thursday, 11-Jan-18 05:44:33 UTC from web-
Zenneth likes this.
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@firestormdangerdash Frantics
Classic
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(I rolled a 19 with +2 on Charisma)
Thursday, 11-Jan-18 03:09:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation roll dex to see how good you are at it
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I have said the word "kiwi" 47 times in the ten minutes I've been !streaming, come watch me hit 200 http://rainbowdash.net/url/855563
Monday, 09-Oct-17 18:28:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is it actually the word "Kiwi", or is it the word filter?
kuz if it's the 2nd it's not as interesting
and someone should wash your mouth with soap young man
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from the creator of Assless-Chaps(tm) comes this season's hottest fashion wear:
CHAPLESS-ASSLESS-CHAPS (tm)
only 200 billion german papiermark and 23 pfennig
Batteries not includedMonday, 09-Oct-17 18:23:53 UTC from web -
grape you, Spain.
Sunday, 01-Oct-17 14:27:27 UTC from web -
Grabbed 10 games for 10 buckazoids at the flea-market.
Sunday, 01-Oct-17 10:05:53 UTC from web -
you guys!
https://i.imgur.com/yMHKIfK.png
DR.EGGMAN WAS BEHIND POKEMON COLOSSEUM ALL ALONGThursday, 21-Sep-17 15:35:01 UTC from web -
thought of the day:
Urinal conversation is alright as long as the guy doesn’t compliment you on your watchWednesday, 30-Aug-17 21:04:41 UTC from web -
I want a new Gargoyles series
Monday, 28-Aug-17 21:02:16 UTC from web-
@zennx Second.
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I watched the fight last night, and man, that was the lamest 10 rounds of my life
Mayweather just blocking for 9 rounds and McGregor failing to hit for 10 rounds
At least I didn't pay to watch thatSunday, 27-Aug-17 19:49:23 UTC from web-
@zennx "Watch, as one man defends against a style he is not practiced in, under a strange and foreign rule set! Witness, the mayhem, as the ref keeps reminding both participants of which sport they're even partaking in! Wonder, at how much better Rocky III was than this!"
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Been trying do a theoretical plan for min/max my FFTA2 team for the past 2 hours
I HATE SPREADSHEETSFriday, 04-Aug-17 01:10:46 UTC from web -
The next grapeing customer who asks me a question and refuses to give me ten seconds of silence to answer, I will ram both feet down their neck like a goddamn sleeping bag.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 21:57:35 UTC from web-
@scribus 10seconds?
Man, you need more deditated wam
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I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or I can TP on top of you...
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do not ironically support movies you know are going to be terrible, it just encourages the production of more crap
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 02:43:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation what about ironically pirating movies?
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@zennx that's fine, I don't give a Schmidt about that.
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@mrmattimation a Very Special Episode of Mr Mattimation~
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hey guys, I'm back, finals are over, they were cherry, and results as well, on the upside (I think), I have a new gf
so, what did I miss?Monday, 31-Jul-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@zennx Um, Big Papa Spraytan is having the wind knocked out of his scrote... North Korea is offering to violently save us from ourselves... employment sucks butts... life is finite... for some people, even exorbitant doctor's salaries aren't enough and they have to scam disabled Medicare recipients... Fortunately, you HAVEN'T missed out on us Getting Great aGain!
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@scribus *laughs in European*
Have you folks thought about getting a Booth.
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@zennx the end of my force of will
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What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?
Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Idiot
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@thelastgherkin Mcree
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guys I'm doing a work, and I need a groovy soundtrack
Earth Wind and Fire isn't cutting it
I need more groove
WHAT HAS MORE GROOVE THAN EARTH, WIND AND FIRE?Thursday, 29-Jun-17 16:06:03 UTC from web-
@zennx Pantera?
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There is a damn dog in the neighborhood that woke me up an hour ago. It still barks and annoys me to no end. I'm close to kill it if I have the chance. Either it ends to bark or I end its life.
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 04:47:10 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
7 seasons and 3 movies later
and we finally got Sea Ponies
Shoo-bee-dooThursday, 29-Jun-17 02:16:38 UTC from web-
@zennx are you in disterss?
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@mushi no, I'm in that dress
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/46/9b/82469be14705e177cbcc12348c607856--ladies-dresses-pretty-dresses.jpg
It is much more pretty and really looks great on my thighs
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Got a second job. Overnight custodial, office buildings in Bloomington.
Friday, 23-Jun-17 01:26:40 UTC from web-
@awl I could make a Paul Blart joke, but it's beneath me
hope they pay well
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i don't give a apple i don't i don't give a FrankerZ
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:46:38 UTC from web -
Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:18:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you blocked me three years ago
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@tiffany How much does a Hemming weigh?
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@ceruleanspark are you hoping for an Ernest response?
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Plastic Fletching is the archery equivalent to sword fighting with styrofoam swords
YEAH I SAID ITThursday, 22-Jun-17 01:24:58 UTC from web -
Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 20:46:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin but he was decidedly not italian
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@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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I lost all my music and can't remember what songs I like
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 17:38:55 UTC from web-
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@zennx pssshhhh like I dont love boy bands
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>Officials say plane goes down in Portugal
>BBC reports on it
>Officials retract statement, say it wasn't a plane crash after all
>everyone accuses BBC of spreading fake newsTuesday, 20-Jun-17 19:09:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I remember seeing an interview about this mess they interviewed someone that I think was a high ranking member of the local Firemen, he was like:
"Listen, we've got 4 of the 40 wildfires going on right in the country, and we have multiple men fighting them, if a plane would have fallen we'd have seen it, heard it, or been under it, so, no, there was no plane!"
"yes but multiple sources have-"
"Multiple sources are wrong, there is no plane, we're very busy, stop wasting our time"
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