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  1. man, this AGDQ was bananaing garbage
    it was literally a bunch boring soulless segments with people talking in monotone voices about how patterns are executed, "there's is only a 12.23% chance of me walking this cave without any encounters" I watch speedruns to distract myself from math, not to be reminded it exists

    FrankerZ me, even SpikeVegeta sounds like his soul has been sucked out of his body

    I don't even care what caused one of the coolest events of the year to turn into a papayaing snore-fest.
    I only want it fixed or euthanised.

    Sunday, 14-Jan-18 00:13:44 UTC from web
    • @zennx Dude... I don't know what you mean. There were plenty of speedruns that had a lot of energy and probabilities (math) were barely mentioned. It sounds like you watched the randomized Zelda part. And by its very nature they have to analyze the randomizer in order to determine a path that is likely to be the ideal path. Also the games are played on machines that are called "computer", based on the word "to compute", which is basically math.

      Sunday, 14-Jan-18 06:42:16 UTC in context
    • @adiwan my point is that all the fun people were banned and now the best we can get is deadpan, child-safe humor. (and that's the best case scenario, the other option is cringe)
      analysing mechanics is fun occasionally, but when it's nothing but that then it turns into a lecture...

      Monday, 15-Jan-18 13:16:29 UTC in context
  2. Nah roo toe

    Sunday, 14-Jan-18 19:57:36 UTC from web
  3. The idea of the President going around to every interview with a tape recorder is really funny, that man is a genuine mental retard

    Monday, 15-Jan-18 01:17:39 UTC from web
  4. Damn son so happy to have gotten this back after all these years!!! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/868190

    Saturday, 13-Jan-18 05:38:27 UTC from web
  5. zup fellas, what's up?

    Thursday, 11-Jan-18 05:44:33 UTC from web
  6. (I rolled a 19 with +2 on Charisma)

    Thursday, 11-Jan-18 03:09:51 UTC from web
  7. I have said the word "kiwi" 47 times in the ten minutes I've been !streaming, come watch me hit 200 http://rainbowdash.net/url/855563

    Monday, 09-Oct-17 18:28:27 UTC from web
  8. from the creator of Assless-Chaps(tm) comes this season's hottest fashion wear:

    CHAPLESS-ASSLESS-CHAPS (tm)
    only 200 billion german papiermark and 23 pfennig
    Batteries not included

    Monday, 09-Oct-17 18:23:53 UTC from web
    • grape you, Spain.

      Sunday, 01-Oct-17 14:27:27 UTC from web
    • Grabbed 10 games for 10 buckazoids at the flea-market.

      Sunday, 01-Oct-17 10:05:53 UTC from web
    • you guys!
      https://i.imgur.com/yMHKIfK.png
      DR.EGGMAN WAS BEHIND POKEMON COLOSSEUM ALL ALONG

      Thursday, 21-Sep-17 15:35:01 UTC from web
      • thought of the day:
        Urinal conversation is alright as long as the guy doesn’t compliment you on your watch

        Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 21:04:41 UTC from web
        • I want a new Gargoyles series

          Monday, 28-Aug-17 21:02:16 UTC from web
        • I watched the fight last night, and man, that was the lamest 10 rounds of my life
          Mayweather just blocking for 9 rounds and McGregor failing to hit for 10 rounds

          At least I didn't pay to watch that

          Sunday, 27-Aug-17 19:49:23 UTC from web
          • @zennx "Watch, as one man defends against a style he is not practiced in, under a strange and foreign rule set! Witness, the mayhem, as the ref keeps reminding both participants of which sport they're even partaking in! Wonder, at how much better Rocky III was than this!"

            Sunday, 27-Aug-17 20:35:35 UTC in context
        • Been trying do a theoretical plan for min/max my FFTA2 team for the past 2 hours
          I HATE SPREADSHEETS

          Friday, 04-Aug-17 01:10:46 UTC from web
          • The next grapeing customer who asks me a question and refuses to give me ten seconds of silence to answer, I will ram both feet down their neck like a goddamn sleeping bag.

            Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 21:57:35 UTC from web
          • I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.

            Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web
          • do not ironically support movies you know are going to be terrible, it just encourages the production of more crap

            Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 02:43:19 UTC from web
          • hey guys, I'm back, finals are over, they were cherry, and results as well, on the upside (I think), I have a new gf
            so, what did I miss?

            Monday, 31-Jul-17 23:09:25 UTC from web
          • What's it called when someone is a weeaboo for America?

            Monday, 31-Jul-17 21:20:39 UTC from web
          • guys I'm doing a work, and I need a groovy soundtrack
            Earth Wind and Fire isn't cutting it
            I need more groove
            WHAT HAS MORE GROOVE THAN EARTH, WIND AND FIRE?

            Thursday, 29-Jun-17 16:06:03 UTC from web
          • There is a damn dog in the neighborhood that woke me up an hour ago. It still barks and annoys me to no end. I'm close to kill it if I have the chance. Either it ends to bark or I end its life.

            Thursday, 29-Jun-17 04:47:10 UTC from web
          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
            7 seasons and 3 movies later
            and we finally got Sea Ponies
            Shoo-bee-doo

            Thursday, 29-Jun-17 02:16:38 UTC from web
          • Got a second job. Overnight custodial, office buildings in Bloomington.

            Friday, 23-Jun-17 01:26:40 UTC from web
          • i don't give a apple i don't i don't give a FrankerZ

            Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:46:38 UTC from web
          • Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk

            Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:18:36 UTC from web
          • Plastic Fletching is the archery equivalent to sword fighting with styrofoam swords
            YEAH I SAID IT

            Thursday, 22-Jun-17 01:24:58 UTC from web
            • Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto

              Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 20:46:49 UTC from web
            • I lost all my music and can't remember what songs I like

              Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 17:38:55 UTC from web
            • >Officials say plane goes down in Portugal
              >BBC reports on it
              >Officials retract statement, say it wasn't a plane crash after all
              >everyone accuses BBC of spreading fake news

              Tuesday, 20-Jun-17 19:09:23 UTC from web
              • @mrmattimation I remember seeing an interview about this mess they interviewed someone that I think was a high ranking member of the local Firemen, he was like:
                "Listen, we've got 4 of the 40 wildfires going on right in the country, and we have multiple men fighting them, if a plane would have fallen we'd have seen it, heard it, or been under it, so, no, there was no plane!"
                "yes but multiple sources have-"
                "Multiple sources are wrong, there is no plane, we're very busy, stop wasting our time"

                Tuesday, 20-Jun-17 21:08:34 UTC in context