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I'm going to start drinking water more often. I have a 750ml bottle so apparently 4 of those should be my daily recommendation
Monday, 26-Dec-16 14:02:28 UTC from web-
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IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAS
Saturday, 24-Dec-16 19:23:09 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin BAH HUMBUG
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having fajitas for dinner and we've got no Fluffle Puffing peppers, I'm fuming
Saturday, 24-Dec-16 18:09:24 UTC from web-
@tiffany eating mexican or indian food without proper spices
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/546/7e7.jpg
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Leaked screenshot of the new Steven http://rainbowdash.net/url/855464
Saturday, 24-Dec-16 02:26:13 UTC from web-
@scribus SHE DOES AND IT DRIVES ME papayaING INSANE
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@mrmattimation Actually, yeah, Todd does look more at home than RQ
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https://scontent.fopo1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15698252_647848235402155_4329460698793799444_n.jpg?oh=312c9c454c9b8c21b016b7e0dfc7b4c4&oe=58EE23C8
It's true, my sister has mastered Time MagicFriday, 23-Dec-16 15:50:48 UTC from web -
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Myra's insult of the week (possibly of the month)
"Listen here you banana-ass punk-ass mangoy-ass Rocky IV's Rocky Balboa-ass looking motherFrankerZer, we're trying to have a appleing moment here, now if you don't mind would you kindly shove your pathetic wanna-be-in-the-cool-kids-club-too jokes up your ass and Fluffle Puff OFF"Thursday, 22-Dec-16 19:24:27 UTC from web -
This is the first kind of butterfly i hacted. I raised 2 generations of them then they disappeared =( http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/855424
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 15:16:00 UTC from web-
@nerthos Il ne savait probablement pas à quel point il avait
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IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
Thursday, 22-Dec-16 13:46:26 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I, DIO!
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@thelastgherkin You're a plastilin ruffle
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Tonight is the closest I've come in years to sleeping well
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@tiffany that's ok Tiff, you did what you had to do.
and you need to realize that, if you'd go back in time, you'd still do the same, because you are you, and the Tiff that made that decision was also you.
I need you to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say that to yourself
and this part is wierd, but I want you to use as many curse words as you can possibly fit in that sentence as you can when you say that to yourself
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@zennx this is already a thing I do every day when I think about my social shortcomings
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Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 11:47:33 UTC from web -
baby groot doesn't look like a remotely good character
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 11:33:38 UTC from web -
All generalisations are terrible
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@tiffany All people who say that are afraid of dealing with the consequences of a generalization
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Dear ISIS, once you are done with Syria would you be as kind as to eradicate Romania, they kill dogs, by beating them to death, legally, yeah, I know, appleed up in the head.
Anyway, just writing to tell you that you're needed elsewhere;
also if you are done with the SA Missiles, could you pop them in the post
Always there if you need someone to throw the first stone
Dark Lord Zenn
PS: Thanks for the kebab sauce recipe, we found it delicious.Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 10:43:37 UTC from web-
@takebatcaveakenji I see you have embraced the superior font.
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@nerthos It's currently in public testing. So far, opinion has ranged from "don't care" to "it's a meme."
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@takePotato Knishesakenji Memeing is caring
takeshitakenji likes this.
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Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 07:36:47 UTC from web
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ISIS took credit for that lorry attack in Germany? Hmm. ISIS is getting a little lazy. Ramming things is a little juvenile and amateurish. In my opinion.
Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 06:09:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation "we totally did this you guys, we're super serial about this"
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@mrmattimation Considering how stupidly amazing the Iranian push straight through ISIS territory is going, cutting off substantial parts of their fores, they really want to grab at anything they can before they are stomped out. http://pny.lv/179kd
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Why is Home Alone so popular lately
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 18:01:18 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation How Can I Be Alone If My Eyes Are Here
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White people are papayaing stupid. http://rainbowdash.net/url/855318
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 16:52:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation please tell me his real name isn't really Jack Swish
If I had gone to school with this FrankerZing moron I'd have given him so many bananaing swirllies, I'd make it a public even too, "come all, young and old, see the FrankerZing moron that decided it was a good idea to eat an absurd amount of food, vomit, and post it on the internet get personally acquainted toilet bowl", and I'm pretty damn sure I'd have to do this so many times that for that whole generation the toilet would have forever be known as "The Swish" -
@mrmattimation People like these is why I don't let anyone have nice things
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why are overwatch fans getting Potato Knishesy because mei's winter design is santa
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 15:49:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation well yeah he's covered in snow??
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@tiffany actually she's not santa, you see santa rewards kids that are good
Mei tolls kids that are batcave
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@zennx mei is best overwaifu
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Note to self: your Minecraft buildings are not on Google Maps.
Sunday, 18-Dec-16 16:30:58 UTC from web-
@scribus I once spent 2 minutes on a website's laguage preference selection looking for "Language:Common"
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Why doesn't this happen every time a female robot shows up in anime:
"and this is the new human-interface robot we have designed, she is stronger than 3 men, capable of talking in every language on the planet and has an autonomy of 900 years, rechargeable with sunlight"
"I see... why does it have big boobs tho?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, the breasts, why are they so absurdly big, do they have any use? are there vital components stored inside?"
"n-n-no... they are just... we told you the robot was going to be female in appearance"
"yes, female, long hair, delicate features, wide hips, small shoulders, and yes breasts, but these... what's the cup size by the way?"
"hum, uhh, they are uh *coff* I-Cup *coff*"
"I-CUP?!? what is wrong with you people? This is supposed to be a military weapon, not a sex toy!!! Consider yourselves fired, I'm getting a new team on this project, one that isn't comprised of grown men that act like horny teenagers!"Friday, 16-Dec-16 09:13:41 UTC from web-
@zennx and yes, I'm looking at you KOS-MOS https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/KOS-MOS_Xenosaga_3.png
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Sticks and stones may break my bones
but jet fuel can't melt steel beamsFriday, 16-Dec-16 07:26:42 UTC from web -
another question would be what do mermaids eat, besides sailors I mean;
do they hunt smaller fish?
Cuz considering that the smaller the fish the faster it tends to be is a mermaid an ambush predator? due to the human torso not being very hydrodynamic I don't think they can chase prey that is smaller then them.
Or do they gather in packs to hunt larger prey?
If this is the case what do their teeth look like?
Cuz dealing enough damage to harm, say, a dolphin or a beluga would require piercing the fat layer. so, flat incisors wouldn't help, a mouth full of sharp needle, perhaps shark-like, teeth would be ideal.
but this still leaves behind the fact that the human jaw wasn't meant to rip flesh from a struggling target, in fact the open human mouth pales in comparison to the ones of it's close simian relatives, such as the chimp or the gorilla, with longer teeth and wider ranges of movement; and even so those are pathetic compared to the mouth of a shark, or simillarFriday, 16-Dec-16 05:49:14 UTC from web-
@zennx Maybe they hunt more than sailors while near shore? Like, they surface with harpoons to get at the game or birds on land? That'd be rad.
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@scribus where would they get the harpoons tho?
metallurgy would be impossible underwater, and they don't seem able to stay,or stand, on land.
The harpoons could be made of just wood, but where would they get the wood in the 1st place?
coral would be a considerable option, but it doesn't grow long or straight enough to be used as a piercing weapon.
but if we are looking at tools a great option would be animal, more specifically crustacean body parts:
Fig. 1- The body shell of a Lady Crab) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Crab_from_Long_Island.jpg/1200px-Crab_from_Long_Island.jpg
those saw like edges would make a great slicing tool
also shells from bivalves could be used as cutting tools.
Disney would make us beleive that they'd make good bras as well, but considering that their breasts might change their size depending on the depth, they'd have to carry multiple sets at once
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I have this theory about mermaids
their boobs aren't actually boobs, they are floatation bladders
they can fill them up with air, or another light gas, as they wish to allow them to rise/sink as they see fit
this also explains the whole big breasted mermaid thing, while on the surface they would need to be as big as possible, to displace more water and allow them to float more easily
while on the bottom they're probably as flat as a 3year old boyFriday, 16-Dec-16 05:41:46 UTC from web-
@scribus another good question is, do they have nipples?
nipples are used as mammals to feed their young, but the mermaids body seems to be more suitable to external reproduction (i.e. placing eggs on the seabed and waiting for a male to fertilize them there).
This, however doesn't stop the young from needing milk.
(look at the echidna or platypus for examples of egg-laying milk drinkers)
the problem now gets to what do they eat to produce milk?
humans regularly get most of their calcium intake from vegetables, but mermaids seem to be more predator carnivore than omnivore, also algae doesn't grow past certain depths (considering that a feeding mother would either prefer to stay in the deep where the larger opportunist predators are fewer).
another option would be eating actual bone, but that only leads us back to the teeth debate
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IKEA meatballs are a disappointment
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@tiffany do they provide you with each individual bit of meat provide you with a diagram on how to assemble the thing?
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Someone demonstrate to me how long a metre is on a 1:1 scale
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Today I learned that Commander Holly DMs D&D
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 12:06:52 UTC from web -
Sister's gf to me literally 10mins ago: "You stayed up all night and you've only gotten to lvl 11 of that damn game, dude that's pretty damn pathetic"
My response: "You got so papayaing drunk 2 weeks ago I had to carry you piggy-back all the way home, while you sang bits of songs by Blink-182, don't you mangoing judge me"Thursday, 15-Dec-16 11:04:57 UTC from web-
@zennx What is game
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@actualrudolph Human Resource Machine, it's basically "Learn how to program in Assembly", but I am REALLY bad at Assembly
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NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 11:41:16 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph DEUS VULT
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Forged cookies?!
Thursday, 15-Dec-16 08:03:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Sadly google searches for "iron cookie" "metal cookie" and "cast iron cookie" turn up nothing of interest.
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@thelastgherkin Dwarven Pastries you say
Ya know I have a Dwarf Fighter I like to use called Hargar Hard-Baked, I bet he could cook you up a batch that could break the teeth of a rock troll.
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>Be Dark Lord Zenn
>Be bad at Assembly
>Like, super bad
>worse than Yamcha at fighting
>yeah, that bad
"Oh, Zenn I found this game, it teaches assembly, give it a try"
>download game
>Stuck at level 10
>check how many levels there are
>41
>Be really bad at assembly
>Cry a bit inside
this was my day
The game is called "Human Resource Machine" btwThursday, 15-Dec-16 03:55:38 UTC from web
