Notices by orungano (tiff), page 6
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it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary
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not sure what's funnier, the idea of Jeffrey Epstein killing himself or being put on suicide watch and getting murdered anyway
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@scribus a possum has the concentrated power of two kitsunes
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@mrmattimation be a hero and take down the koreans
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@scribus respect
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forgot all about kitsune^2 for a good uh 8 years lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvvt1kmL1Q
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@scribus i hope you kicked the kid's ass
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@scribus yeah i think i shouted goddammit at least once lol, we shared the session with a group of 5 rando tryhards which did not help
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just played laser tag for the first time in like a decade. i didn't do well in either game and i also really hurt my shoulder but i wanna go again
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@thelastgherkin [under breath] damn...
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@thelastgherkin sorry i'm late but happy anniv you two
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turns out this is the brightest timeline. would hate to be those other guys right now! https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1155899522922557440
Monday, 29-Jul-19 18:20:12 UTC from web -
@scribus it's decently comfy, great atmosphere too so I can often get away with doing dick all and just talking to people
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@scribus I work in land registration - for the past two years I've just been updating existing registers (registering/removing mortgages, adding/removing proprietors, noting changes of name, updating property addresses, so on), but starting next month I'll be triaging first registrations, meaning I actually get to look at 200 year old leases and title plans and stuff and decide what should/shouldn't go on the register. It sounds more interesting than it actually is but as far as careers go it's somewhat interesting and viable (also we literally hire more people a year than we have work available for lol)
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we need to crush Andy's team because they didn't ask me to join
Friday, 26-Jul-19 17:53:48 UTC from web -
@scribus come work with me and join my bowls team
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they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
You? Problematic?
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING JERRY!
[KRAMER bursts in]
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF FrankerZ POSTING -
My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
It's better than yours, but that's no good
I'm coming down to your neighborhood.
The boys won't come to my yard,
Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle. -
according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible
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@scribus worse: MC Ride
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the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared
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@drinkingpony I just heard it referred to as a fat hernia or an inguinal hernia I think
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@drinkingpony nah this is a fat hernia apparently, which i guess just sorta sits in the way of my intestines which can block me up every now and then. i had a lot of pain relief in hospital (not enough morphine though :() but it's not really painful now, just kinda sore and a lot of rumbly noises
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@scribus about as good as usual lol, spent a couple days in hospital and will have to consider options soon but this is more or less my life now. apparently your lipids can just sort of swooce their way in front of your (and what's left of my) intestinal tract, apparently that just HAPPENS
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i'm taking a bet that as of last week i've officially had more hernias in my life than most of you
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In ancient Rome / there was a poem / about a dog / who found two bones
Monday, 20-May-19 20:04:21 UTC from web -
happy to announce that the new Carly Rae Jepsen album is thoroughly fantastic
Saturday, 18-May-19 12:52:14 UTC from web -
@scribus I actually forgot to take my glasses with me lol so same
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Detective Pikachu is the exact film I've wanted for 17 years now and I loved every minute of it!!!
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@scribus that was me! I said that!!