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If someone combined Jedi Outcast or Academy's lightsaber combat with The Force Unleashed's Force abilities, it'd be the perfect Star Wars game for me. Being a Jedi is my favorite part of Star Wars games and those two are the pinnacle of the two aspects of being a Jedi, lightsabers and Force powers.
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@gameragodzilla Script by kathleen kennedy
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@nerthos Published by EA
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@gameragodzilla Needs denuvo and origin to play.
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Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash You're just as bad as tiff at tying shoelaces.
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i had to park my car on the street last night and i had a nightmare afterwards that a big truck lost control, rolled over, and turned my car into a pancake
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation About that, sorry, fell asleep while driving my 18 wheeler.
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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
My abilities include eating a whole pizza and tying my shoelaces without help
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:28:01 UTC from web-
@scribus If you pay for the pizza we can find out
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@safebot Cute
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The utility of screenshots is they can't be deleted, where a tweet or notice can be deleted, or edited. But the thing people never seem to consider is that they can easily be faked.
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@maiyannah Screenshots are real 100% of the time http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870148
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@nerthos I always forget you guys have the weird pseudo-statusnet ui
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@maiyannah It's my favourite UI, sadly this place doesn't federate with half the people I talk to so I rarely use it anymore.
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I was thinking about Hellshake Yano
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is... is that a dessert?
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http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web -
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
if i had $5 million dollars i would hire @nerthos to lead a private army
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(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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Lies in bed topless but with jeans on vaping at 415 am
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All the people saying 2017 was a brilliant year for games, I...am not seeing where on Earth they got that from.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats It's why Mankind Divided can have ONE TIME USE CONSUMABLES as several dollar transactions that are good for only a single save and only usable once, and be a critical darling, and Overwatch can lock more than half the game content away in a gambling lootbox, but EA does the same thing and with DICE's Battlefront 2, and they're the Worst Thing Ever.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats Don't know how Squeenix gets away with it when Final Fantasy All the Bravest exists, which is commonly touted by many games critics as the moment when mobile gaming was lost to the microtransaction bullcherry.
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I don't suck.
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@halani Very green
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Merry christmas guys
Monday, 25-Dec-17 02:54:22 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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@nerthos That's fairly early in the game but it was the screenshot I had of my playthrough close to hand without digging in the labyrinthine steam folders for screenshots
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@maiyannah I wore the merchant hat for almost the entire game. Then again I also did Heide before the last giant.
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@davidsoto100 Alternatively just remove the back seats to lose some weight.
Friday, 29-Dec-17 05:37:24 UTC from web -
This sitcom is the most sitcomy sitcom I ever saw
Tuesday, 19-Dec-17 18:18:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Huh. She's somewhat plot relevant in this King novel I'm reading. What does it all mean!?
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@scribus All things serve the beam
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@ceruleanspark jet fuel dont got no bunz, hun.
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"You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit
Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark are these people aware that there are 10-15 million practising Jews in the world
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@awl but what are they practicing for
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@ceruleanspark i guess to fake more terrorist attacks or turininf the ‘U’ on its side to get past geniuses like this chap
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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 20:30:19 UTC from web -
"DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"
Monday, 20-Nov-17 19:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!
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@ceruleanspark or me for that matter. Wait
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