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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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can all of you Alt Right Bros please help me see the logic in purchasing Keurig machines as revenge for Keurig pulling ads from Hannity's show
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:41:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's the same logic as the guy who claims he decided that he hated women the day his mom tried to make him take diarrhea medicine and so he cherry his pants in retaliation (true story)
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@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@thelastgherkin that's not true
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The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 21:28:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's my favorite, how about that you pubic clod
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@thelastgherkin Your favorite is probably The Lion King 1.5
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000
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(Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:43:26 UTC from web -
anybody who defends the abuse of a child should most certainly kill themselves
Friday, 10-Nov-17 23:17:15 UTC from web-
@tiff What if the child is Hitler
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@ceruleanspark hitler isn't real
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@ceruleanspark the holocaust didn't happen (but it should have)
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http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS
Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:58:08 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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Shifting uncomfortably in my chair at this Supergirl episode featuring a team of black actors talking about how the Whites are their enemy
Friday, 10-Nov-17 19:52:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I assumed you've seen the complete episode.
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@adiwan And now I have - from the phrasing it sounded like the whole thing was a setup and that he wasn't the real dad or whatever.
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@thelastgherkin That aspect wasn't so bad. The acting was on the more melodramatic side of the spectrum.
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Like and subscribe if you think my Shakira impression is not racist
Friday, 10-Nov-17 09:17:07 UTC from web -
Thursday, 09-Nov-17 16:50:35 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin I'm going to bed now
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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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would u smash tikal the echidna y/n
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 15:55:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.
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Sprinkler tank
Monday, 06-Nov-17 07:41:12 UTC from web -
Why are they called fireworks and not firefuns
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 20:17:14 UTC from web -
Tower of Babybel
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 17:36:14 UTC from web -
!ToBeFur
HEY! YOU!
Yeah YOU!
Are you a furry? Do you WANT to be a furry?
Come on down! WE will sit down and talk with you about your future Furry Career!
Our (Not so) liable staff will sit down and talk with you and help you understand how to:
YIff
FurSuit
Growl
Make [REDACTED]
and Yiff!Monday, 29-Dec-14 06:14:05 UTC from web- clayinthecarpet likes this.
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One thing about Netflix shows is that they really like using the s-word
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 18:42:07 UTC from web-
@awl What sword?
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@thelastgherkin uh uh Kevin Spacey’s??
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"POP CULTURE REFERENCE" t-shirt follow-up concept: "CURRENT MEME"
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 17:30:18 UTC from web -
Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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Is email notification working here?
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 09:33:43 UTC from web-
@rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.
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@adiwan Well i ought to set it up for i checked it not yet.
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@rdnz I had the wrong email.
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Just want to point out implied fragile masculinity by juxtaposing the phrases "lady garden" and "manscaping"
Wednesday, 01-Nov-17 09:31:26 UTC from web -
Don't do the crime if you shouldn't do the crime
Monday, 30-Oct-17 22:21:51 UTC from web -
Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 10:20:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that
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It totally sucks that a MLP forum that I frequently visit is down because a hacking group was bored
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 08:24:39 UTC from web-
@adiwan See you, Space Cowboy
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@ceruleanspark I hope the forum will be up again. I really liked that place.
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So far she says “like a Stephen King novel but good!” Which... yeah OK
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 14:57:22 UTC from web-
@awl You have forgotten the face of your father.
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I don't know what Stranger Things is but I hate it
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 19:30:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's actually good
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http://pny.lv/2a6pw HE'S BACK
Friday, 27-Oct-17 17:59:47 UTC from web-
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@ceruleanspark i love when memes show artistic progression
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@tiff Potato Knishes is the ultimate fate of mankind
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Gherkin, 25, Has Never Carved a Pumpkin
Friday, 27-Oct-17 09:46:51 UTC from web -
Is there no update apart from paranoid schizophrenics here?
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:48:21 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox likes this.
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@rdnz Probably people with multiple accounts that reply to themselves
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@thelastgherkin Probably?
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@thelastgherkin I am trying to make a fresh start i do admit but i dont think you know this.
