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it took like 5 watches but I can finally appreciate Rixty Minutes
Monday, 03-Oct-16 13:37:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany Boy, cherry you Tiffany
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@ceruleanspark white... guilt. white guilt milquetoast piece of human garbage
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and of course, SilvaGunner has a version https://youtu.be/dldJv9yZEp8
Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:58:26 UTC from web -
https://youtu.be/FKDlqdsw1i8 this is like some kind of neurological jammer
Monday, 03-Oct-16 10:56:07 UTC from web -
coming up with bullgrape equations is harder than i thought
Friday, 30-Sep-16 20:11:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Lemme send you some quaternion rotation functions when I get home and you can fill up a whole blackboard with them
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And before anyone asks, the secretary was the one who changed the topic to horse porn, not me
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:22:42 UTC from web-
@redenchilada your workplace scares me sometimes
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@redenchilada We just make small jokes with a small group of friends
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I'm not exaggerating either. He pulled it up on his phone and showed it to the office
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:06:23 UTC from web-
@adiwan There's no such thing as NSFW here
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@redenchilada And then you all did it
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@thelastgherkin We followed the topic change, yes
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Just in case you guys were curious, my boss started a discussion about horse porn at work today
Friday, 30-Sep-16 17:05:19 UTC from web -
!freegaming It would be cool if #OpenTyrian had a libre replacement for the #Tyrian data.
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@taknamay Be the change you want to see in the world
internetturtle likes this.
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Friday, 30-Sep-16 01:35:36 UTC from web
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Fact: Twitter refuses to verify me, no matter how many times I send them the script to Bee Movie
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:56:03 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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I really hope Adventure Time ends with Finn and Jake both dying. No redemption, resurrection or resolution just a single long shot of their corpses, then just the regular credits. It'd be blue-balling the fanbase forever!
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 21:21:42 UTC from web -
http://i.imgur.com/eEHyb2u.mp4 RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 19:56:12 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I was waiting for this gif
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But I have all these Pepe's to share with my white supremacist friends
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 17:33:13 UTC from web -
Because that's hilarious
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 07:25:37 UTC from web -
Did Putin seize Derpiboorus .ru domain name?
Thursday, 29-Sep-16 07:25:25 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark it was a legal annexation; there was a referendum
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He's Carl. I'm Lenny.
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 20:28:53 UTC from web -
Ugh. 17 days to wait for more pony. What is lesson zero?!
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 10:00:31 UTC from web-
@somepony I think it was "Knowledge is dangerous in the wrong hands". Then the first one was "People are stupid".
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@ceruleanspark @somepony "don't be tardy"
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(And while we're at it, it'd also be nice if said painting subscriptions would stop coming off of my card so I don't have to keep track of what I'm owed for all those charges)
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 04:01:56 UTC from web -
You know, although it bugs me a little bit when my parents ask me for money, I'd rather them do that than be taking cold showers because someone was too busy blowing money on painting tutorial subscriptions and $70/week recipe deliveries to cover the gas bill
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 04:00:35 UTC from web -
What's it like to communicate with the rest of the fediverse
Wednesday, 28-Sep-16 02:22:59 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Same as communicating with people here back in the day but with lolis instead of horse porn.
ghostdancer and maiyannah like this.
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never quit smoking for anyone. People may leave you, but the cancer will stay with you untill the end
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 23:46:26 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space), orungano and Matt and 3 others like this.
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@mushi i heard someone say "i was gonna kill myself but i couldnt do it so i started smoking instead" once
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@mushi That is a lie, my mother is responding well to chemotherapy and the doctor said the tumors are, his words, "almost gone."
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http://pny.lv/0v4g1 I got 5 EXes in four packs today
Sunday, 25-Sep-16 23:41:12 UTC from web-
@redenchilada i will wait untill the next gen comes before i try to go competitive. even because i got no money for that for now. But i'd like to have a gengar/zubat-golbat-krobat deck
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@mushi The sets just rotated and people are still learning the meta so now's a good time to get in and experiment. Or you could just play TCGO for fun lol
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@redenchilada yeah, i still got liek 36 codes to redeem on that game
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Vote damage control 2016
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 18:55:04 UTC from web -
https://goo.gl/maps/C7iEzQvY8nz I'm like, 90% certain that this is Dan Harmons house.
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 14:40:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 4319 is terrible at painting numbers
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Trump: "I had a horrible horrible thought about Hillary but I didn't say it so give me praise"
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 02:36:17 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) repeated this.
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What am I missing
Tuesday, 27-Sep-16 01:47:32 UTC from web-
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@redenchilada i THINK it's being streamed on YouTube. It's also being streamed by all the major networks.
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is it weird that one of my molars is, like, stunted. it barely sticks out from my gum and it feels more like I constantly have something stuck in my mouth
Monday, 26-Sep-16 19:14:09 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark what are you doing to me
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@tiffany *feels your molar* owo, what's this?
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@ceruleanspark oh my god
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Which one of you was Starlynx4 ?
Monday, 26-Sep-16 19:00:40 UTC from web -
I can't believe they're making a Twinkie movie
Monday, 26-Sep-16 18:52:47 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I hear it's going to hold it's freshness for a very VERY long time
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