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  1. One of these day's i'll remember why I come here

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 05:39:36 UTC from web
  2. "I'll be a bar wench when I'm older"

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 06:39:44 UTC from web
  3. I leave my room for a few minutes to get a drink, and I come back to a laptop hot enough to cook an egg on its surface and a phone flipping out on zero power and not turning off properly.

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 05:44:46 UTC from StatusNet Android
  4. yes, it is my Spaghetti. Back off.

    Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 05:29:47 UTC from web
  5. i am back baby!

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:34:06 UTC from web
  6. Can't touch Mormon Jesus

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:33:01 UTC from web
  7. @widget Change the prompt text to say "When's Mahvel, @%s?"

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:30:07 UTC from web
  8. I roleplay as a 16 year old human male who matches MLP and play constant video games

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:20:20 UTC from web
  9. I don't understand why the ladies don't like me, I buy the nicest Fedoras

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:21:27 UTC from web
  10. Profile background updated for the first time in forever

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:13:24 UTC from web
  11. @ramiel I roleplayed as a bed-sheet once. It wasn't that great all I did was lay folded in a linen closet for 6 hours.

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 03:15:29 UTC from web
  12. From useless tourist to killing machine #

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 02:59:14 UTC from web
  13. murdock moe

    Saturday, 13-Jul-13 01:52:19 UTC from web
  14. Zapdos just get in the pokeballlllls

    Thursday, 11-Jul-13 02:45:29 UTC from web
  15. I did nothing but watch Miyazaki movies today, and you know what, I regret nothing.

    Thursday, 11-Jul-13 02:44:28 UTC from web
    • So what you guys are collectively saying is that when speaking of the 3DS is comes down to a matter of portability between the XL and the normal, but the system is still worth buying either way.

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 19:40:36 UTC from web
    • @widget But the XL fits in pockets

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 18:50:24 UTC from web
    • Snubbul's shocked face kind of ruined the whole emotional scene. I laughed at that.

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 18:35:18 UTC from web
    • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 18:31:05 UTC from web
    • The hell's a syntax?

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 18:26:48 UTC from web
    • I wonder what this box with teeth is #

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 16:58:46 UTC from web
    • oh god I just sang in front of an entire room of strangers I literally cannot stop shaking ;_;

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 16:36:42 UTC from StatusNet Android
    • Just put ice in my dogs' water bowls. They'll probably choke on them but at least they won't die sweaty.

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 16:44:03 UTC from web
    • inappropriately

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 16:31:43 UTC from web
    • Things are getting mad flavorful right now.

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 07:00:55 UTC from web
    • Because you guys are bad at guessing I'll just tell you. When I pulled out the cheese from the oven it fell on my leg and I got second degree burns all over my right leg, I think it gave me 9 blisters

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:54:05 UTC from web
    • Can someone tell me why its so difficult for a 12 year old to press the "print screen" button to take a screen shot of Minecraft but yet they constantly go through the stupidity and headache of taking a picture of their computer screen with a phone and painstakingly upload it on to their favorite social site using the very phone they took the picture with? Really? How stupid and redundant can a person be?

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:51:11 UTC from web
    • What do you call a pegasus who lives in a trailer park?

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:47:59 UTC from web
    • Anyone who is still here from 10:00 pm, well in my time zone, are probably wondering why I left without a trace, well I was microwaving some cheese dip and guess what happened to my leg after I took it out, I'll give you a hint it starts with B and rhymes with fern

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:47:26 UTC from web
    • @vt3c I try

      Saturday, 06-Jul-13 06:43:10 UTC from web