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http://pny.lv/1m9t3 this is a copy of the first animated gif ever uploaded to the internet.
Thursday, 15-Jun-17 18:10:39 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I'm pretty sure the first gif was the dancing baby
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http://www.dx.com/nl/p/diy-retro-game-kit-single-player-for-raspberry-pi-467171
I should keep an eye on that one. Heck I might even order just exactly that should I ever find myself in a woodworking classroom or similar.Wednesday, 14-Jun-17 12:37:13 UTC from web -
There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 20:58:09 UTC from web -
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 08:58:10 UTC from web- Scribus and bastianilso like this.
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I just lost about 90% of all my active brain cells due to watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRswMvjlMp4 . But it is ohkay, they will regenerate. In the very least I hope @mushi will be able to tell me that that one guy won't be able to poop correctly for a week or so due to him putting quite a lot of gallium in his mouth.
Sunday, 11-Jun-17 17:29:30 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker The biggest danger with galium is that it expands when it solidifies, with can create sharp sards of metal, but it will not solidify at body temperature, so it might go straight through his body.
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@mushi Yes, I know. Gallium has amazing/fun thermodynamic properties. However I am more interested in it's toxicity on humans
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I wish we had a Lord Buckethead in our parliament.
Monday, 12-Jun-17 09:25:41 UTC from web-
@adiwan "[someone] called this [political statue] about [something], had we heard what he/she plans do to about [something], no ! ... It will be a cherryshow ... and there'll be times you think 'oh my god we got it wrong' ... This is an intelectually absurd situation". I am 100% certain that every parliament can use someone like that.
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My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon
Monday, 12-Jun-17 08:22:33 UTC from web -
There are seven types of urine
Saturday, 10-Jun-17 21:50:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've had three types today
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RIP Adam West :(
Saturday, 10-Jun-17 16:01:55 UTC from web -
Just said "Princess Toadstool." I am old. !vgp
Friday, 09-Jun-17 18:50:36 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 22:12:12 UTC from web -
Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 19:54:08 UTC from web- daggsy likes this.
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@scribus New Crash is out at the end of June. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859637
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@thelastgherkin @scribus When's the new Bubsy game out?
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@thelastgherkin @scribus his design is insanely ugly
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Thursday, 08-Jun-17 11:57:50 UTC from web -
This is the best Bob's Burgers credit gag http://rainbowdash.net/url/859597
Tuesday, 06-Jun-17 09:39:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I also really like the 99 Red Balloons one
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You were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew, Sans Undertale Potter
Sunday, 04-Jun-17 20:33:28 UTC from web -
-run Gherkin_grapepost_generator.exe
-input: The Internet (undefined)
-program: dot_connector
-output:
--image: pencil drawing or crude photoshop of mpreg Insane Clown Posse
--image caption: Mistakes Inta Mothermangoin' Miracles
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Fant4stic may have been an awful film, but here's the thing: http://rainbowdash.net/url/859548
Friday, 02-Jun-17 09:44:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I only have myself to blame for opening this one
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Thursday, 01-Jun-17 03:27:32 UTC from web
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YOOOOOOOO I finished Zelda
Tuesday, 30-May-17 19:50:29 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@adiwan RDNblight Gherkin
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@thelastgherkin So... the fleshly vessel you inhabit is your "Divine Beast".
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@adiwan (looks in the mirror) Divine is right
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I'm so sick of hearing about covfefe already
Wednesday, 31-May-17 08:32:42 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between Kevin McCallister and Freddy Krueger?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 09:05:17 UTC from web -
How do I know if I'M prengan?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 08:57:35 UTC from web -
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is a pup named Scooby-DooTuesday, 30-May-17 07:56:01 UTC from web- Dino Mayer likes this.
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I scream. You scream. I scream. You scream.
Monday, 29-May-17 11:07:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Lewd.
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Game Theory: the Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess is Sans Undertale from Undertale
Sunday, 28-May-17 09:29:59 UTC from web-
Evidence: both are one-eyed skeletons. Both have great prowess in battles. Both are related to dogs/wolves. The Hero's Shade was once Majora's Mask Link so he has non-linear time travel powers
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Dogwood might just be the hardest working musician in steampunk.
Sunday, 28-May-17 04:38:14 UTC from web-
@scribus I love his enormous sandwiches
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I've never seen an episode of Spongebob and I hate that I still know what their voices sound like
Saturday, 27-May-17 10:40:18 UTC from web -
I'm gonna ban everyone on RDN
Saturday, 27-May-17 10:38:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin even Tiff?
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@tiffany Especially Tiff
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@thelastgherkin nooooo
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Show's over. Everybody go home. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859393
Thursday, 25-May-17 08:29:05 UTC from web -
Sir Walter Scott appeared in my dream last night to criticise my inability to dissect stories
Wednesday, 24-May-17 08:50:40 UTC from web
