Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 11
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@tiffany I went to a party for the new years mid way through I started vomiting
I barely drank anything tho, like 2 cups of gin, and I look like a fire hidrant
I wake up the next day, feeling like trash in a compacter, and after eating breakfast I vomit again.
turns out I actually got food poisoning -
@tiffany what ever, I'll grape a dude for metroid, I don't give a kiwi, SINGLE LIFE BABY
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@tiffany Dude, Idc for switch, I'm just super psyched that theres gonna be a new batcaveING METROID
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@nerthos I don't remember character creation having a slider for hand size, but yeah, pretty much
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@nerthos Waaaait.... you're a Spaniard?
Well in that case:
GIVE BACK OLIVENÇA
IS OUR CLAY -
@nerthos it was hilarious dude, look at the history of Portugal V Castile
It's the story of a bunch of scruffy peasants with sticks and stones beating the mango out of fancy-pants armoured knights of El-Rey.
AND DRIVING THEM BACK INTO THE INFANTA THAT BIRTHED THEM
Portugal had this awesome skill that was basically slowly capturing land, and once it was claimed they would never lose a fight in home territory.
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@nerthos Lol wut? they just beat us in the last fight we had, what with the men being led by a king that wasn't even 13 years old yet
In the olden' days it used to be like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota
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@mushi they are not one bit related, Banana is an Wolof (african) word, Ananas is Latin
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@mushi it's really not, too many harsh vowels and not enough hard consonants
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@mushi after the fall of the empire most "barbarians" had been made extinct, this was actually what caused the fall of the empire
Empires REQUIRE constant expansion, as soon as it stops it crumbles, it happend with the romans, with the mongols, the romans again, the british, the portuguese, the filthy stupid spaniards, and the french -
@mushi SO DID EVERYONE TILL 300 YEARS AGO!
Lead based plumbing is still commonplace EVERYWHERE -
@mushi they created basic plumbing, civil law, created most of the mining techniques still used TO THIS DAY.
Had the lowest civil unrest in Europe since the Mongols ruled Eurasia
and lest we forget the INFRASTRUCTURAL ENGINEERING OMG THE SIZE OF THE AMPHITHEATRES
I have no idea what Brazillian education tells you about the Romans
But they were papayaing baller man -
@mushi neither did the Romans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion#Pre-Roman_states -
@mushi your people are butchering prisoners and THE ROMANS are crazy?
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@mushi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple
Ananas comosus is the latin name of the plant, y'all kiwiing sugar peasants can't even Latin properly
even tho you have a place called Ananás https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anan%C3%A1s,_Tocantins -
@mushi ananás
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Holy Fluffle Puff, Aunt sent me a pick of the twins in the Tower of London each with a raven in their arm
papayaING BIRDS ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS THEY ARE
I mean I know they are only 4yo but god damn that's the biggest cherrying raven I've seen in my life -
@thelastgherkin If green eggs and Ham was the name of a wierd sex move the story turns into sexual pressuring
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guys, it's that time of the year again
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
show them some loveSunday, 08-Jan-17 19:06:28 UTC from web -
@mushi this isn't even it's final form!
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@nerthos Lisp is a programing language, known to be ... obtuse when it comes to closing parenthesis
http://www2.cs.uidaho.edu/~jeffery/courses/210/lisp.jpg
It's normal that you've never heard about it, it's barely ever used, and for a good reason -
@nerthos coding with Lisp be like (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Teaching old people how to use "new" technology
I feel like Prometheus, from Nickelodeon's Prometheus and Bob
KEEL ME NAU
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