

Okay this is nuts https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk && https://youtu.be/Oj3-xeX0qeo "Smooth Criminal" split into beats 1/3 and beats 2/4.
@scribus you know i'm a slut for a good mashup
@scribus Are you going to mash both halves of the song back together
@thelastgherkin ...maybe. . .
@thelastgherkin Crom!
Blast from the past. . . 2016. !vgp http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872253
Festive food. Family friendly. Open minded. No limits.
Herpes Blitz Protocol is my least favourite Tom Clancy game
Anyway, if you could have one cryptid turn out to be real, which would it be?
@tiff Moosepig sounds amazing.
@scribus sounds tasty too
@thelastgherkin . . . Mind blown.
It's called clopping, dad
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@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
How do I become a #gallbladder
A squat works.
I think I'll make an RTS wherein you play a group of American patriotic Second Amendmenteers and the AI is the American military. Helpful splash screens while loading will say things like "Remember to aim your AR-15 ahead of the incoming ICBM" and "Napalm burns much more intensely than a normal Molotov cocktail." !vgp
Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
@thelastgherkin Wanna start an MLP grindcore band with that name? If there isn't already an IRL one?
http://www.spyrothedragon.com/
!vgp my life is complete! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871698
Oh god the 3D model for the fish horse Tatsunootoshigo is terrifying in yugioh forbidden memories. !vgp
Oh look, there he goes; flying through the sky
It's over. Mom's gone.
@scribus Oh geez. I'm so sorry. There's really nothing I can do or say, but I'm still sorry.
@watermelon hi
@scribus I'm sorry.
Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
@thelastgherkin your moderator syndrome was showing
Dicks out for Ben Drowned
What's up gamers, like and subscribe
@thelastgherkin 10/10 YouTuber impression, it even takes up more than 30 percent of the posted content!
@thelastgherkin Yes Pinkie Blerb!
Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp
In the event you all live under a rock. Or Boulder. !vgp https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-release-0-1-16735340
@firestormdangerdash I live under an assumed identity.
@scribus It's the same one They gave me, but that seemed easiest so...
We're all a little mad here https://mommashy.deviantart.com/art/Pinkagorath-Pie-497140748 !vgp
Thinking about getting a #Dreamcast. !vgp
@scribus But maybe a Genesis or Atari first. And, if Atari, unsure if 2600, 7200, or XEGS....
@scribus I have a Dreamcast, as well as all two of the games that were on Dreamcast before the PS2 came out
@asapmatt I mostly remember a couple of too-easy Sonic games and a pretty good Diablo clone in "Record of Lodoss War." And one of my exes loved "Chu Chu Rocket." And I think maybe some of the best fighting ports, according to Whoever 'They' Are, but I'm not much of a vidya fighter.
Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name