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  1. A serious email subject line I have just received: "Your 2nd Chance To Go To Space (Yes, Really.)"

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    • My sister saw a spider in the tub and she ran and got my dad and he was like "do you need a gun?" and my sister was like "what no" THEN HE WENT AND GOT ONE OF HIS GUNS AND /SQUISHED THE SPIDER WITH HIS GUN/

      about 16 hours ago from web
    • No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.

      about 6 hours ago from web
      • How to pick up chicks: Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin.
        When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, and make fun of her for not knowing it. Use the word "idiot." Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.

        about 6 hours ago from web
        • Monthly Report: Uptime: 99.98%. Average Response time: 430ms Total Outages: 3.

          about 7 hours ago from web
        • WebOS how many times are you going to hurt me

          about 11 hours ago from web
          • http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/02/webos-port-renamed-luneos/ #

            about 12 hours ago from Choqok
          • Something cool happened in my dream and the only way I can describe it is "if the tree-climbing physics in DK64 and Bnjo-Kazooie also applied to @scribus."

            about 12 hours ago from web
          • Bed time (was like two hours ago lol)

            about 11 hours ago from web
          • http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdxdsaoHLj1rxqfipo1_1280.jpg

            about 11 hours ago from web
            • Every thing I say I could probably say with half the words.

              about 12 hours ago from web
              • Je vais aller dormir maintenant. Bon nuit, RDN.

                about 13 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
              • Rev up those cylinders

                about 13 hours ago from web
                • Good night you glorious nerds.

                  about 13 hours ago from web
                • Cloth tunics for all

                  about 13 hours ago from web
                • Post

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                • Support the good guys. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/775265

                  about 13 hours ago from web
                • I wonder what the percentage of Tumblr is that doesn't actually believe the grapes that they're shouting and is just going along with everyone else.

                  about 14 hours ago from web
                • Watching (or playing) anything where guns are actually not just useful but downright necessary makes me want to stockpile them. But not only do I genuinely doubt I'll ever need them, I really would prefer not to sink money into this country's rampant violence industry.

                  about 17 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                • Gun nuts don't worry me either. Probably a lack of social conscience, but not enough to want to go do harm.

                  about 17 hours ago from web
                • If someone likes what I like I hate them.

                  about 17 hours ago from web
                • Yeah well, this picture says otherwise! https://i.imgur.com/Pb3wfLI.jpg

                  about 21 hours ago from web
                • Well hello again

                  about 21 hours ago from web
                • http://youtu.be/itanDm-9q54 Isn't my sis just the best

                  about a day ago from web
                • What's my name

                  about a day ago from web
                • Erotic Muppets

                  about a day ago from web
                  • Comrades versus dinosaurs

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                    • I am afraid our superior soviet engineers increased the output of the American power plants too much.

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                      • This is how I learned about Marcia Wallace's death. http://i.imgur.com/QuqJq1M.png A damn 4chan image.

                        about a day ago from web
                      • rip in peace # you will be missed

                        about a day ago from web

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