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Today I learned that unless specifically mentioned Reddit and Satire go together about as well as salt-water and and electrolysis machine
Friday, 27-Jan-17 18:31:39 UTC from web -
Yesterday I have been called a misogynist for quoting postal 2, specifically I said "I'm an equal opportunity lunatic" as I shot my way out trouble in GTA5. That made me sad. However today I am happy again as I saw that very same co-worker attempt to parallel park :+. Is this what poetic justice feels like ?
Friday, 27-Jan-17 13:30:01 UTC from web -
Tom Cruise is the Zodiac Killer
Friday, 27-Jan-17 12:37:22 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I thought he was a scientologist ?
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@critialcloudkicker No that's Tom Jones
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Wait, who takes Ted Talks seriously anymore, like, at all ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 23:16:45 UTC from web -
[profianity] [more profianity] and [mini profianity] ... Seriously Nintendo, You are going to charge 60 dollars for Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch ? What is wrong with you ?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 21:59:29 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Probably Bethesda's call, really. But I can't understand why anyone would pay full price for Skyrim in this day and age.
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Did TLC invent the term "scrubs" or did it pre-exist?
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 09:13:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The word "schrobben" was probably first coined by Dutch seamen, probably privateers or straight up pirates, and originally "het dek schrobben" > "scrub the deck" got applied to clothing you kinda have to scrub a lot since it gets dirty. And then when hospitals became a thing it started to carry over to the clothing we now know as scrubs. After the dawn of the internet it started to replace the word "greenhorn" and after Zach Braff made his show the word "greenhorn" was nearly completely phased out.
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@thelastgherkin I don't know what other word one would use to refer to a man who can't get no love from me beforehand.
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Soo... what is DAPL? @Tiffany mentioned it but apparently it is a pipeline that would go through Dakota. Does this differ from the Keystone Pipeline ? ( I am rather bad at American geography at that. )
Thursday, 26-Jan-17 00:09:41 UTC from web-
@scribus And this is the moment I question whether we are talking about the USA still, or have moved on to Qatar.
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@critialcloudkicker Why not both?
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@scribus Because that would be boring ? Quick, someone get Boomstick and Wiz to do a Deathbattle of Donald Trump vs Tamim Bin Hamad Al Thani
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The thing about climate change is: even if it is fake, why would you actively fight against it? Worst case scenario is the planet is more sustainable
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 23:43:21 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker the term "libtard" is just a diminutive buzzword - people use it in place of actual constructive discourse in order to get some sort of carnal approval from people who bask in, like you said, echo chamber rhetoric
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@tiffany Why would you call yourself a diminutive buzzword ?
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@critialcloudkicker I wouldn't, I use it facetiously sometimes to demonstrate how dumb it is
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can somebody please tell Cartoon Network that it's not actually two broadcast seasons if they were produced as one season and the airdate of the season finale only precedes the next season's premiere by a day
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 22:45:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just because I think you are right, you think you are right, and possibly everyone reading this thinks you are right does sadly not translate into the creator and/or developer agreeing with you at all
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I may have taken too much Xanax. Zzzzz....... -_-
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@scribus Xanax ? ... the candy right ?
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Ohno @thelastgherkin has a new avatar //again// . It is like being slapped in the face by the little voice inside of me that screams "I do not like change !"
... Actually I am rather bored and my imagination is hyperstimulated because of itWednesday, 25-Jan-17 11:06:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It looks more like a Pinkie Pie slipper to me
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@critialcloudkicker It's an itty bitty http://pny.lv/1aihz
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@thelastgherkin I think I want one
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Today I learned that the cell phone exploded in Law Abiding Citizen. I always thought that the protagonist/antagonist hid a gun somewhere aimed at where the judge would be when she answered her phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjbRnmJrWIQ
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 20:20:22 UTC from web -
Trump still uses his unsecured Android phone. Somebody tell Hillary to email him why that's bad.
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@scribus I'll just log into her mailserver and do it myself.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds good.
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@scribus I'd love for the EPA or USDA to hack their way into the phone and simply tweet themselves more funded than the NSA or something.
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I PLAY YU-GI-OH! DUEL LINKS E-VE-RY DAY
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 16:00:56 UTC from web-
@tiffany And now I have to murder the monstrosity that now lives in my head with approx 10 hours of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
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Charming fellow. http://pny.lv/1aidu
Wednesday, 25-Jan-17 10:37:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin At least we agree that Applejack is not boring
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"The Nintendo Switch ( NX ) is agressively mediocre" ... Not sure who said that, but it's my number 1 favourite quote about the thing now
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 15:48:15 UTC from web -
Yay. Windows 10 update at my workplace. I'm sitting for 30 minutes and it reached 12%.
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:26:21 UTC from web-
@adiwan *quick google search* ... Ohh the forced update into anniversary 10 from fall 10... *shrug* I'll be singing it out in windows 7 untill it stops functioning then
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@critialcloudkicker I was given a PC with Windows 10. I had no choice in that matter.
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@adiwan Don't look a gifted hose in the mouth, or however that proverb goes.
However I do not want Microsoft to screw me out of my current OS now that I finally have everything working. Let's just say I have some extremely legacy hardware. And I really doubt Windows 10 will play very nice with COM & LPT port verification dongles.
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How do you explain Tim Allen?
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin When 2 Dick's love eachother very much
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One of my Star Warsy friends discovered the internet it seems for this was just passed to me. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856291
Tuesday, 24-Jan-17 10:33:30 UTC from web -
We have arrived at the time where those plastic figurines from Nintendo ( amiiboys ? ) are now officially less expensive than WiiU games. Sadly I am trying to figure out what WiiU game to buy for the RecRoom
Monday, 23-Jan-17 19:57:32 UTC from web -
Some of my friends want to play local multiplayer versus Mortal Kombat now. So I guess someone is going to have to bite the bullet and buy it. Question is though do we play MK 2011 or MK X. Me personally I am in favour of MK3 but hey that is just me. And I am probably weird
Monday, 23-Jan-17 00:11:33 UTC from web -
Nice curveball there Google. But I know that's not the REAL Skeletor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX3AziBhBZQ ( #NSFW for blood, gore, gibs, and generally other terms associalted with Mortal Kombat )
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 22:38:39 UTC from web -
Sad!
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 19:42:51 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker Who are you calling institutionalised
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@nerthos I actually was thinking that when my PC-Override kicked in.
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I sometimes have issues guessing gender with english as in my mother tongue a noun is generally implied to be male unless specified otherwise.
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 22:18:56 UTC from web-
@nerthos I'd probably do well myself to take a look at elementary-grade grammar books since I am at that point where I completely forgot just how nouns even work.
However I notice that by just winging it I am still better than roughly 98% of native English speakers. Whoops, Besides I would rather learn a new language.
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do do do, do-do do do
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 22:01:35 UTC from web-
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@tiffany Maybe it is not a person, maybe it is a straw with a build in blender.
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@mushi look at that little guy
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So I stopped watching MLP a while back, but I'm curious, have they covered the topic of death and grieving in the show?
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 21:28:43 UTC from web-
@margo Yeah, poor alcohol has it rough.
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@cyberpotato The emperor's finest
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... Why is the Witcher 3 GOTY cheaper than Call of Duty Black Ops 2 ? The latter one is FOUR years old ( also 2 months )
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 18:36:01 UTC from web-
@nerthos I would not go as far as to call Activision thieves. However I think it is abundantly clear at this point that CD projekt really prefer to see their games in the hands of gamers who legitimately paid for them so that their brand name grows. Meanwhile Activision probably sees gamers as nothing but a number, like how a farmer sees his cattle as nothing but a number.
Now someone is telling me that I should go play some CoD games because of the singleplayer stories, and I probably would have been ohkay with it if those OLD OLD OLD games were in the vicinity of the costs of a few ( 3 ? ) bag of crisps but even Modern Warfare 2 still stands at a whopping 25 bags of crisps, Black Ops 2 stands at 85.
Still not going to call them thieves. But I am going to call them insane.
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@critialcloudkicker Well, I'm pretty sure I could beat the story of a CoD in an afternoon, so not buying any.
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@nerthos According to some articles I just read, most players finish a CoD singleplayer campaign within the time the average player takes to finish The Order : 1886. ( However CoD has a 10 times stronger hand for the completionists ). Interesting.
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Totally honest question. What is wrong with the world ? If I read any of the big articles in any newspaper or watch the news on TV the main thing being served is nothing but "HATE"
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 17:37:28 UTC from web -
Can dogs even read ?
Sunday, 22-Jan-17 12:19:50 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker They could probably recognize sigils if trained.
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https://bananaposter.club/notice/1700958
>People still think it's for bronies when it hasn't been the case for yearsSaturday, 21-Jan-17 10:35:42 UTC from web-
@nerthos we evolved past the term "bronies". We are now "aficionados of small animated magical horses".
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@adiwan Just because we want to apple inside rainbow dash it doesn't mean we're bronies!
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@nerthos I think the mere fact that you know of that trope increases the chance that your genitalia know the Harkness test by heart exponentially
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