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@awlpony A draconequus isn't a pickle. I am.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 13:21:16 UTC from web-
@awlpony we can't all be prettiest
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@thelastgherkin *mind blown*
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Telly the barber cut Carlos' beautiful hair.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 12:37:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Depriving our community of its last remaining pleasure.
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Uh.. huh. http://fav.me/d60g8jt
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 11:27:46 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No, nay, never, no more.
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The Beast and his armies will rise from the Pit and make war against God.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 11:13:16 UTC from web -
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 10:30:30 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Snrk.
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Triplets born. The throne awaits. A seer warns of a deadly fate.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 10:18:54 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Reminds me of several 3 Inches of Blood songs.
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@scribus We 3 Inches of blood now.
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@scribus Well, they're both from the same year I suppose.
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Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 09:56:15 UTC from web
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Moronic the Hedgehog
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 09:49:43 UTC from web -
It is time to discuss the butt.
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@ceruleanspark Kiss a butt
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@thelastgherkin No, say "Kiss my butt"
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@ceruleanspark Kiss the butt
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Gotta post office.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 08:39:14 UTC from web -
I just finished this https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1186974_522591764488312_1566361916_n.jpg dedicated to the EMH crew, may your souls rest in peace ... #NSFW
Monday, 16-Sep-13 22:25:15 UTC from web-
@featherflow Ohhhhh
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@thelastgherkin to see the original video, search "EMH MOVING IN" in youtube
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@featherflow It's 11.35pm here. I think I'll leave it.
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How was it that guy at work pronounced memes? I think it was like "mems" or something.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:46:41 UTC from web-
@anarchycarcino It is.
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@thelastgherkin Swiggity Swagger.
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@flamingpandaomg Please enlighten them with a torch.
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Why is MSN emailing me about a Jaguar?
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:50:43 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Because there's a FrankerZing Jaguar loose in the streets of Redwood, dummy.
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RT @rotation @ceruleanspark you mean GARY LINEKER GARY LINEKER GARY LINEKER
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:44:41 UTC from web -
John Madden
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:40:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin HERE COMES ANOTHER LONDON RIOT ebrbrbrbruwotm8
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@awlpony But these boots were made for walking!
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@awlpony And other lyrics, too
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My life has devolved into swirling mass of crushing uncertainty and chicken sandwiches.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:23:56 UTC from web-
@thatonesleeper Take solace in the fact that the chicken sandwiches are a certainty.
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I'm pretty sure this is actually some kind of locomotive http://25.media.tumblr.com/2139a06b4500c25b3101aa4ef47e659c/tumblr_mt86okREH21ri5cmio1_1280.jpg
Monday, 16-Sep-13 21:05:45 UTC from web-
@vcgriffin National Ex-purr-ess
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@thelastgherkin I'd rather the puns not go in the direction of cute things and long chains of said cute things
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New from Hasbro! War on Terror action figures! We got desert soldiers! We got Taliban! We got Al-Qaeda operatives! Osama bin Laden? We got him!
Monday, 16-Sep-13 20:55:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seriously?! Car-Bomb-Ya? How did I miss that?
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@vcgriffin You did not just make that obscure a Transformers literary reference.
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@vcgriffin Yeah, it's... understandable that it was horribly offensive.
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The Business Involvement Group at work is evidently electing new members. Unfrotunately that means I keep misreading the posters as "BIG Erection"
Monday, 16-Sep-13 18:05:44 UTC from web -
IT'S CALLED CLOPPING DAD
Monday, 16-Sep-13 14:51:49 UTC from web- rising superstar autumn likes this.
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@thelastgherkin oh god
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@thelastgherkin EVERYBODY IS DOING IT !!! why must you torment me thelastgherkin, why ?
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"3 Steps to get better friends" Wow, thanks spam email.
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@colfax Hehe, Boner Moyo.
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@bitshift Hey now, the poor guy is stuck in a martian zoo with a ruptured uterus, don't go making fun of him.
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@ceruleanspark The best gift is always a watches.
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King Sombra's back, and this time he's a teenage girl.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 14:30:02 UTC from web -
I'm a thousand percent sure that's a horse.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 13:54:25 UTC from web -
It's impossible to improve productivity once you reach a certain level. If you're completing all the work every day, how can you improve?
Monday, 16-Sep-13 13:18:10 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Complete all the work and also do a song and dance routine.
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@thelastgherkin Find more work that needs to be done or invent something that generates more work for you. That's why universities exist: to invent something that solves a problem but generates even more problems.
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Are the helicopters blue? That's the sheriff's secret police. They'll keep a good eye on your kids and hardly ever take one.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 12:57:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I feel like that's probably from Night Vale. I should really get around to listening to that.
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@bitshift I fear for anyone caught between what they know, and what they don't yet know what they don't know.
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Monday, 16-Sep-13 12:27:54 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin well aint that an epic chin?
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@critialcloudkicker Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.
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The fox says, "NIBIRU IS COMING."
Monday, 16-Sep-13 12:25:22 UTC from web -
It only took me two hours, but I think my phone is fixed.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 11:03:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Had that happen on my S2, but from having family members with the S3 and S4, it's clearly not fixed even there. Really does not paint a good picture of Samsung.
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@bitshift I do not have that on my T9001 ( Samsung Galaxy plus I think... or it might be an ace )
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@critialcloudkicker From what I could gather, it's not quite as simple as just "every phone does it", because things make a difference like whether you have the WiFi on, or what kind of cell tower you're connected to, but it's definitely an ongoing Samsung thing. And it sucks.
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I'm a Hex Girl, and I'm gonna put a spell on you.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 09:41:40 UTC from web- Caim repeated this.
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Literally my house http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/post/45862567836
Monday, 16-Sep-13 09:00:44 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg 420p and below is the bane of my existence.
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@anarchycarcino Anything over 420p likes to make my bandwidth cry.
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@flamingpandaomg I don't have that problem.
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