Ellieee~'s home timeline

Notices

  1. [Papyrus voice] SANS WHERE'S MY DICK

    Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:53:12 UTC from web
  2. salazzle makes me uncomfortable

    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 00:55:21 UTC from web
  3. I keep pressing Y to care but nothing happens

    Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 22:28:58 UTC from web
    • Mandela Effect: Knuckles the Echidna has a tail in this universe??

      Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 20:24:44 UTC from web
    • Gender identity and brands of 'smart' phones http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2478149/ladies-love-the-iphone-and-android-attracts-old-men-says-science also, #lgbt stereotype w/ #apple

      Wednesday, 23-Nov-16 16:01:59 UTC from joindiaspora.com
    • TO BE A POKÉMON MASTER COMES WITH A GREAT CURSE. THE CURSE OF HAVING A HOT MOM

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:42:03 UTC from web
    • What was he gonna do with that spatula

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:33:41 UTC from web
    • thinking about thos beans

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 20:08:08 UTC from web
    • "We are number one" but every one is replaced with the "We are number one" video from the previous "one" to the current "one" but sped up by 10% and higher by a semi tone in pitch. Once this reaches the current "one" it plays another section from the previous "one" to the current" one sped up by 10 % the speed of the original section, and increasing by a semi tone in pitch as well. The second process repeats a random amount of times between 5 and 7. Once that is finished the original video continues and the cycle repeats. Also, the word "net" is significantly louder, speeds up according to the rule but does not change pitch. The first and last notes are an octave lower in pitch and slowed down to 25% of the original video.

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:13:22 UTC from web
    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CegyUJ3RCE

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:00:42 UTC from web
    • Never forget where I parked: https://i.imgur.com/MocVatP.jpg

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:53:13 UTC from web
    • my favorite thing about the alt-right is that they actually think "white" is an ethnicity. like, Irish, French, Swede, sure. But "white" is a meaningless term

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:46:44 UTC from web
    • Never forget http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/316/806/bea.jpg

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 18:40:06 UTC from web
    • https://i.imgur.com/wDXyuYn.png Undertale, 2015

      Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:30:28 UTC from web
      • Everyone else is out playing Pokemon Sun and Moon and I'm here realising I bought Alpha Sapphire and /forgot to play it at all/

        Sunday, 20-Nov-16 22:04:06 UTC from web
      • Oy vey it's like another shoah!

        Sunday, 20-Nov-16 20:29:16 UTC from web
      • now I want to play Diablo

        Sunday, 20-Nov-16 06:35:09 UTC from web
        • So I'll either like the game or have a $22 aesthetic item for Diablo 3

          Sunday, 20-Nov-16 06:06:59 UTC from web
        • Haha Italy was fun for watching the makeouts and pda's

          Sunday, 20-Nov-16 05:24:29 UTC from web
        • @roosevrusia aw hell yeah

          Sunday, 20-Nov-16 05:21:31 UTC from web
          • but it's important to note that when a religion upholds their text as divinely inspired, that text becomes vital to the concept of divinity

            Sunday, 20-Nov-16 05:10:10 UTC from web
            • You will never live in the 1980s and experience a nationwide panic that people are literally dying at the hands of reckless Domino's Pizza delivery men determined to deliver pizzas in thirty minutes or less no matter the cost in human life.

              Sunday, 20-Nov-16 03:59:34 UTC from shitposter.club
            • If I don't show up for a while it's because I strangled someone and went to jail. My mood is that bad.

              Saturday, 19-Nov-16 04:09:36 UTC from web
            • Did you ever blink so hard you fell into an eternal void https://gfycat.com/HarmfulPlainGermanspaniel

              Saturday, 19-Nov-16 17:54:32 UTC from web
              • pfft, Norsk for ¨underwear¨ is ¨undertøy¨

                Friday, 18-Nov-16 22:51:44 UTC from web
              • bygge forhold, ikke veggene

                Friday, 18-Nov-16 23:03:54 UTC from web
                • to the window

                  Friday, 18-Nov-16 22:57:38 UTC from web
                • as far as I can tell ø is kind of like, a gutteral u sound. you have to get low

                  Friday, 18-Nov-16 22:56:32 UTC from web
                  • I got an email from Rosetta Stone with the subject line "don't open this email" and I opened it and now I'm worried

                    Friday, 18-Nov-16 01:19:50 UTC from web
                  • W h o ' s b e e n d r a w i n g d i c k s ?

                    Thursday, 17-Nov-16 19:04:17 UTC from web